J0rdan always struck me as the first post-zing culture newbie, insofar as his shellacking always had the overtones of "you're gonna be crew when you suck all this up".
― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link
if you google J0rdan's full name you do basically get endless pages of ethan and deej zinging him, especially if you add 'ban' to the search string.
― i'm sorry i mocked your dog. i didn't know about the accident (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
before it got googleproofed the og ban j0rdan s4rgent thread was the #1 google result for my name - that resulted in a few weird irl convos
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link
now it just says "the maneater"
― beyonc'e (max), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
You ever have to answer questions about the #7 hit for your name, Jordi?
http://info.doc.state.mn.us/publicviewer/Inmate.asp?OID=227249
― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
no bcuz clearly im strapped - no one fux with me
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i used to feel like you posted a LOT that was all.
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej chaki), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 1:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:47 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i have to hear this
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ah u know - "we googled your name yesterday and this thing on a message board came up that said 'ban j0rdan s4rgent'" "oh yeah well you know it's just a joke - just some bs about rap music" "yeah it was weird" "yeah, you know, it happens to basically everyone on there"
mostly weird for having to divulge that i get in fights on a message board and ppl know my real name
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
"basically everyone"
― beyonc'e (max), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link
ban max
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys are a real couple of fucking winners― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 27, 2008 9:58 AM (10 months ago)
― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 27, 2008 9:58 AM (10 months ago)
― i'm sorry i mocked your dog. i didn't know about the accident (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Winners_Dont_Use_Drugs.png
― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link
mostly because he has dumb opinions and im afraid other people are reading them and thinking its me
-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:07 (4 days ago) Link
In that case ban J0rdan S4rgent. :>
― Jordan, Tuesday, October 2, 2007 10:10 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^this
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, October 2, 2007 10:12 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
dudes with gay porn names talkin about lil wayne being "svelte" on a fucking mixtape track are schooling me on the genius of bun b.
-- dylannn, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 10:41 (3 hours ago) Link
^^^this was def the beginning i think
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
dylannnn stans like and what and deej
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
yea no doubt - i just ran across that exchange earlier
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
btw i'd like to point out that wayne is the ultimate glutton now so my "svelte" classification was cold otm - also bun b is a genius
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
did j0rdan ever actually post gay porn to ILX?
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah honestly before i even had any real concept of who j0rdan was i just remember ethan constantly going back to the "gay porn" insult and i was all confused.
xpost
― usic makes the people come together (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:18 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark
chaki tried to get be banned for posting porn lol
― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
when he was posting as "chakles"
hey gr80 j0rdan s. used to post A LOT in rap threads, i wasnt zingin him just bcuz i observed his name in the statscock a la chaki
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link
observin ur name in the statscock, zingin u bro
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/andybubblez/DL.jpg
― cankles, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
ayo hurting i dunno if u read 77 but dude - you seem like a good poster and all but im really tired of seeing "Indiespace Administratester" on every thread maybe switch it up a lil bit for the holidays? thanxx
― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
dunno where else to post this so im putting it here
http://i40.tinypic.com/200xx5e.jpg
― robschneiderMk2 (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 December 2008 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link
aloh!― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, December 20, 2008 9:06 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 208.120.247.83] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, December 20, 2008 9:06 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 208.120.247.83] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
tza-- where did this^^ come from and are you the only one who uses itwhy? cause its annoying to read :(
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link
actually laughing over here? i think. ive seen a few ppl use it
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link
aloh
― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link
(not really)
― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link
ok i get it now. maybe less annoying w/o exclamation point i dunno
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:32 (fifteen years ago) link
ay with respect i realize dudes enjoy jpgs of hot ladies and i do also but 77 is also about other things can we maybe back off the which girl polls that seem to be clogging the ventricles lately? with respect
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:40 (fifteen years ago) link
horndog central
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I concur with a hoos
― The Reverend, Monday, 22 December 2008 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link
grady u are basically turning into chaki
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 22 December 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
not complaining necc
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 22 December 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
found out i'm neg, is that poz?
― Matt P, Monday, 22 December 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
hiv
I HATE TOM WAITS HE SUCKS IS THAT NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE ?
― Sven Hassel Shutthefuckup (Matt P), Monday, 22 December 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
max - what's up? everything ok at home?? you're coming wiht this "not trying to be a dick but this is the worst thing ever" b.s. on like 3 separate threads this week!! plz get back to the k.i.p. max i know + love
― and what, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
i feel u bro, i got a little head cold, but thirdalternative is my least favorite poster, ever, and i felt honor bound to let him know
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link
max has been really positive this week, he taught me how to twitter
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link
And thirdalternative really is a new low.
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont know thirdalternative from who-the-fuck-ever but yeah ok he was def being kind of douchey with all that "humanity needs to destroy superstition to evolve" ish but not worse than 90% of that thread (myself included) - i mean, arguing the other side was dudes like this:
Given their relatively small numbers, I'm tempted to say it's the atheists that seem disproportionately inclined to ban things: Christmas displays, prayer in schools, etc. Aggrieved liberals do a lot of it too, for seemingly non-religious reasons (to "protect the children", to stop racism & sexism, that kind of thing).
― good luck to you ladies--you need it (contenderizer), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
lol xp with dude calling dawkins an anti-semite for mentioning that a religion is disproportionately represented in amreican politics
― and what, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
77 gotta face up to its own differences
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha and now I'm going through thirdalternative's posts, oldest first
thirdalternative wrote this on thread Williamsburg people: The L-train tunnel between 1st Avenue and Bedford Avenue on board I Love Everything on 07-May-2008
Hipster girls wish they were lesbians.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
― and what, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:26 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I didn't jump in on that thread as I was out playing Scrabblepartying with hot chicks last night, and by the time I got back it was 400 posts later. BUT: there is a very unfortunate history of anti-semitism amongst the British "intellectual left", which is why you have to view comments like that through that prism.
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
thirdalternative wrote this on thread TS: Elliott Smith as martyr v. Jeff Buckley as martyr, which is more annoying? on board I Love Music on 12-May-2008
Who cares? Only 14 year-olds revere rock stars.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link