the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

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hitchens evisceration of mamets book is pretty good but even funnier than hitch's review are the actual quotes from the book, such as

"The BP gulf oil leak . . . was bad. The leak of thousands of classified military documents by Julian Assange on WikiLeaks was good. Why?"

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

shockingly, wingnutdaily "op-ed" begins: "I know this sounds crazy."

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=312393

Yet, all it would take is for one state to recognize that – real or fraudulent – the document he released affirms he does not meet the requirements of a "natural born citizen." In fact, he is a walking, talking, breathing example of what a "natural born citizen" is not – complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared.

June 18, 2011

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

how are they going to fill a week, is my other question

everything they've listed so far could be knocked out in an afternoon

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:47 PM (3 days ago)

lets be fair given the parenting that leads to sending your kids to something like this odds are the kids will be a little slow

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

If I were as prone to sloganizing as Mamet, I’d keep clear of bumper-sticker comparisons altogether.

I wonder what a smart but mislead writer like Mamet thinks about being taken down by an equally smart writer who a) can't be easily dismissed as an idiot and b) can't be dismissed a mere ideological analog? I bet a Mamet response would be predictably bellicose, but surely he'd recognize, at least privately, that he just got his ass kicked in public.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

otm and the moment I finished the Hitchens review I googled around to see if Mamet had responded. Hitchens was the perfect person to get to review that book.

Mordy, Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

Mamet is crazy and will continue to be crazy.

little mushroom person (abanana), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

i know we have a lawless warmonger in office and all but that shit is hilarious

goole, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

― markers, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared

Know what else the founders feared? Getting sick and going to the doctor and HAVING LEECHES SUCK OUT THEIR BLOOD. Also smallpox, scurvy, and baths.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Get a life, lib dopes. There's nothing wrong with laughing at some well-written n|i|gger jokes.

Semper Fi!
BY PROUD CONSERVATIVE on 06/18/2011 at 17:56

ffs

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

i'm more offended by the idea that the jokes were well-written

J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

need to work on the drawn out end credits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFymBUsoNWY

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

not interesting in and of itself, but evidence that the PUA-dudebro and basic 'conservative' webworlds are well connected

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/122966/

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Why the hell would you link to that from a political blog and reference PUA unless you have some weird thing about women?

mh, Friday, 24 June 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

The right has some weird thing about women.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

FYI

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

What the hell?? John McCain blames the illegals for the wildfires in AZ...

Jesse, Saturday, 25 June 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/06/sovereign_citizen_thrown_out_of_pizza_chain_bankru.php

The case centers around Giordano's owner John Apostolou, who was forced to give up his control of the pizza chain, which he's owned since 1988, after his businesses fell into $45.5 million worth of debt. The chain has been under bankruptcy protection since February, but Apostolou only lost control after he submitted some court filings in the style of the sovereign citizen movement. One filing declared that Apostolous and his wife are "American Freemen, free inhabitants of the Illinois state, and we find it impossible to obtain State declared Legal Tender at Law." They also said they don't believe in U.S. currency or the legal system, typical beliefs of sovereign citizens, who generally consider almost all branches of the U.S. government to be illegitimate.

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

I LOVE THESE GUYS

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

when can we a pynchon book about these effing wackos

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

I knew their pizza was wrong somehow!

mh, Thursday, 30 June 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

What did people pay for their pizza with? Was it some kind of barter system?

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 30 June 2011 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

omg Girodano's!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 30 June 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

so, reading into this a little, the pizza man, in dire straits, did some up some 'halp with taxes' searches on the internet, and ran into the sovereign dudes, and then hired one?

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, seems like it

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

iirc something similar happened to wesley snipes, though i dont think it was specifically a sovcit type

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

You don't need to google the truth.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

LOL:

The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin's book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans.

"'Camping out' is not allowed," the rules read. "Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up."

But there was no teeming crowd of rabid Palinites at 5 a.m. And less than a half hour into the appearance of Bristol, Sarah, and Todd Palin, the crowd had dwindled to a trickle of latecomers.

Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

did some up some 'halp with taxes' searches on the internet, and ran into the sovereign dudes, and then hired one

what did he pay with? a hog? goods and services?

j., Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

Pizza.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

does he trade pizzas to his customers?

j., Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

sign me up for this pizza based economic model

brownie, Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

That will be a 50-pizza registration fee, please.

you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

do you take calzones

brownie, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

What are you, some kind of foreigner?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

speaking of batshit summer camps:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/06/29/137478762/the-tuesday-podcast-libertarian-summer-camp

gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

From one of the first comments:

I've considered myself a Libertarian for many years, but have to say that I found their views a bit extreme. I didn't know that there were some branches of Libertarianism that were against government regulating food or medicine safety.

iow, I've been calling myself a libertarian because it sounds nice, but I have never taken the slightest effort to discover what "libertarian" might mean.

Aimless, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

when I was in high school, there was maybe a 15-minute window where I thought the concept of libertarianism was worth investigating; those 15 minutes ended when I realized the person I was discussing this with was a disenfranchised just-slightly-short-of-being-racist douche who considered the Civil Rights Act to be an overreach of government

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

I think that anyone who is an actual Libertarian has to think that! The rest are just enthralled with the romanticism of some ideas, imo

mh, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

whenever i take that "political compass" test (something i've been doing for what seems like decades now), i wind up deep in left/libertarian territory, between the little "dalai lama" and "nelson mandela" dots.

Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.69

this inclined me, once upon a time, to think that i might actually be a libertarian. at least until i found out what actual, real-world "libertarians" were all about. now i have no home. :(

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 1 July 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

come on yall, there is such a thing as left libertarianism

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

these dudes are doing pretty good work on the subject

http://bleedingheartlibertarians.com/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

I prefer to call that anarcho-communism, myself.

xposts, maybe

emil.y, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

Also, anyone who like Nozick is not left-wing.

emil.y, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

*likes

emil.y, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

notice, if you actually read the thing, that the guy isn't uncritically embracing nozick

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

I was an honest to god registered libertarian in 1992 because my roommate told me that libertarians were pro-marijuana legalization and I was too high to look into it any further. I was with my other roommate when he registered to vote as a member of the "People's Pot Party." We were awesome.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 July 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

and i've played the atomic microscope hairsplitting game for years, i'm not interested in whether its mutualism or anarcho-communism or left libertarianism or whatever: if it gets people working together to build a free society you can call it starbucksism for all i care. xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

I was an honest to god registered libertarian in 1992 because my roommate told me that libertarians were pro-marijuana legalization and I was too high to look into it any further. I was with my other roommate when he registered to vote as a member of the "People's Pot Party." We were awesome.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, July 1, 2011 3:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3

horseshoe, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

I think we need an updated thread title

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link

yeah just to be able to remember the dang thing

j., Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:53 (seven years ago) link

lmao i always search for 'wingery'

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link

I keep misspelling it by going for a different wrong spelling

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Thursday, 5 January 2017 03:58 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

there's probably a newer thread but i'll be fucked if i can find it

Last night one of my kids said during prayers “thank you hashem for mommy, daddy, (siblings’ names) and Donald Trump and George Washington and Norman Podhoretz.”

— Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) September 5, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

someone call social services

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The Marine in which is the witness at the Burkman / Wohl presser...claims to have had whipped 22 times before having intercourse... pic.twitter.com/FDgwWRTzdI

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 3, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 October 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link


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