I am drunk

Like deep fried cheese curds with ketchup, a Minnesota classic.

No, it's more a case of trying to forget! The scary thing is, I still see this hairstyle (though admittedly it's a rare occaison) once in awhile. Minnesota has nothing on Michigan in this department.

Perhaps Damon can fashion his newfound hair into a Claw. It would be the most original thing he has ever done.

WTF? drunk

And what a drunk thread to revive as well.

How did stet manage to register a new email address/username while drunk? I had to retype those unclear fuzzy letters twice already and that was when I was sober!

It is a special Scottish talent. (That or he planned it in advance.)

stet is king of ilx, he can do anything!

(how come Ned the king of "we've done this already, lock thread, post here plz" used to be "nah, doesn't matter that we've done this before, bring on teh new threads"? What a weird and different world it must have been in 2001)

I am mildly tipsy, so I get to post here

how come Ned the king of "we've done this already, lock thread, post here plz" used to be "nah, doesn't matter that we've done this before, bring on teh new threads"?

9/11 changed everything.

we've done this already, lock thread, post here plz

o wiat, no am drunk, didn't mean it!

I might be buzzed after this beer. But then the headache I've had all day might prevent that from happening. My guy has gone out for the night. I'm alone with some freshly made salsa and COPS reruns.

I have no salsa, nor TV, nor guy. Hmm.

:(

What happened to your drunk login?

it's still here, have you fixed teh headache? i recommend getting teh drunkk

It's getting a little better. I want to try to write but the more beers I have the worse. Also getting drunk solo is sort of teh lame.

Also getting drunk solo is sort of teh lame.

Naw, it's teh fun!

haha, well I've been plenty lame in my life. . .Also I would like to be able to roffle at my guy when he's hungover in the morning which obv won't happen if I'm also hungover.

One of the nation's largest motorcycle rally's is in town tonight. He went downtown to meet his biker friend and observe the debauchery. And now COPS is over. :(

Oh now it's on a different channel! hurrah!

Have they pulled a skinny guy out from under a couch yet?

nah, but they pulled one dude over and kept telling him to keep his hand on the wheel and he didn't and they pepper sprayed him in the face and he took off! It astounds me how dumb people are. Now they are doing a sting on people buying weed. lame.

this salsa is hot hot hot

i am nder teh couch

I trust you are using wireless.

lol lol

i'm posting now but getting drunk in a minute, is that allowed?

Best to pass out in a place where you'll be safe from earthquakes. Smart!

will you keep posting once you are drunk?

Stet, what have you been drinking?

alright, Im getting more drink. this salsa's too damn hot. The pistons are up by 1.

Surmounter, I hope it's allowed b/c that's where I am too.

1. Brush teeth.
2. Get drunk.

yes i'll keep posting drunk... i'm thinking, vodka =P i've been on a brown kick but not tonite

i'm running to the store for fruit first tho. summer = fruit

I can't drink liquor. Except for tequila.

I'm not drunk yet. But it is hot enough for gin & tonic and I think we have some limes somewhere. And Mr. Jaq wants to watch a Sex Pistols documentary, so g&t will be just the thing.

I have been drinking aftershock and vodka shots. Is drunk making

I considered running to the store for more club soda, but since I'd already made my drink I changed my mind. I can switch to beer if necessary. (Hi Jaq!)

what is an aftershock? an energy drink?

Man, ya'll some crazy drinkers. I can only have beer, margaritas or the occasional wine.

I've had too many bad, blackout experiences on other things. :(

it is hot enough for gin & tonic

It's been sorta cool down here today! Had some good beers with a friend last night but tonight I think I'll just chill a bit. Maybe some wine.

It's hot as fuck here. . . I think it's becoming margarita time (in general, I have no makings tonight. boo.)

Remember when Ally couldn't understand why anyone would want a full electric blender and we all stepped up by pointing out its necessity for a margarita?

Yes I do remember. I think she then conceded.

I also use mine for salsa.

Maybe you could add some tequila to your salsa... invent a new kind of Margarita? Cross between a Margarita and a Bloody Mary: Bloody Margarita.

Probably this has been done.

oh that sounds fucking awesome!

I shall try that in the next batch. I've made tequila bbq sauce. It was quite nice. At first, I typed sauce with a "s" instead of c and just now typed fist. One more beer and I'm there. . .

Next you'll be typing "souse." Or one of us will.

Please revive this thread when you make your Bloody Margarita, and let us know how it is!

num, that sounds awesome

what happened to stet? did he pass out under the couch?

It's 4:14 am over there now, isn't it? I would have succumbed by now.

i am here! ifell aslepp

afertshock is a gret liquer drink. is from canada <a href="http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/drinks/aftershock-liqueur/297799/&quot;> like ilx server</a> and is horible. but makes you drunk like giggly 14-year-old when combined with vodka. is also blue.

fuk nu ilx

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/drinks/aftershock-liqueur/297799/

maybe in the morning, i guess. hi, prof. 1SR@3l. now you know i'm a street freak!

I am at the bar alone, again. why won't anyone talk to me?

anyway. . . what a fucked up summer. god. I scared myself there. I love/lurrrve my new apartment, though.

I'm about to ask the bartender for the strongest drink. I hope I make it home safely.

this should be easy for me. I should be able to meet people here. I can't. I have found that my looks mean basically noti

I have found that my looks mean basically nothing. I wish they did. I can't connect. I'm sitting in the corner at the blue Lep at A2 pretending to do something important on my phone. but, I'm just going to drink hard and buy an expensive cab.

the bartender looks at me and I politely nod like I'm in class, lol

thank you ILX, for being generally kind and accepting. I just wish I could connect with someone. fucking Christ. motherfuckers are screaming something about UM against note"re dame. WHO FUCKING CARES? I just care about civilizations upon which our current humanity relies upon. Forget the west. Learn about the northern song, mofos.

so, I'm in a bar, yeah.

hi dayo

I love Barack Obama. I admit it. I'm a fascist. I love him. I keep dropping my cash everywhere.

boy_slayer wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on September 5, 2013

I am dayo

Lincoln, LBJ, Obama.

I'm a history major at The University of Michigan. I love Barack Obama. I am drunk, but I love him. I am very poor; and would rather not specifically explain the ways in which he has helped my family (well, summer pell grants, for one).

seasick, yet still docked

(it's a drunk thread, carne asda. where'd you go to school? comm college, I presume...? good luck, you little jerk.

anyway, and in conversing with actually educated and worthwhile people... what the fuck is up? let's get drunk. smarties

I say this as a former self-medicating lonely college barfly: take care of yourself, man.

why don't they deliver?

i'll be nicer now.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

ah hey, like what you've done with the place. gotta go - it's like i walked into the wrong bar or something. bleurgh.

good luck to all. so long, buddies (and assholes).

(always meant to pm treeship for consoling me a lot, um, well - thank you now)

gotta get the hell outta here. bye.

i might have killed myself, last summer, were it not for Treeship being nice to me and talking me down on at least two specific nights. Someone please pass that along to him/her.

Interpret that however you'd like. I know that my life isn't worth living, and I'm drunk, and having a rough night. Treeship is a genuinely great person. My life isn't worth living, blah. I gotta go. More drinks left. Need to pass out by three, wake up by ten, prepare for a presentation at two.

The way I feel about ILX = "Your Love" by Jamie Principle. I've been here since 2004, but not lately. Need to at least get back to lurking on ILM. So long, motherfuckers. Much love. Goodnight, now.

16 minutes

sup boyslayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2zs1ggDjIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIBBFJqlnIk

whatever happened to allyzay?

I'm on my 14th beer of the night, and I"m just getting started. Come at me, motherfuckers! hahahahahahah

I kind of wish I got hangovers, because it would make drinking like this way less appealing. Don't follow my example, kids.