OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry for list lameosity - I just scrolled down from DL's original list post until I got bored! It's totally not personal.

Am up to 87% match with N. and DL, but am wrestling mounting paranoia that latter has stolen my texas friendster girl, who hasn't messaged me for three days.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 5 June 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking more PoisonRoX

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 5 June 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

kim, if you indeed call your bf "el capitan" you are awesome

― ron (ron), Saturday, 5 June 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I just signed up (after failing to read the last thread) and my SN is "Casuistry".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Cozen is "less mathematical" than most men his age, and "less methodical" than me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

you're spying on me again, I see. and casting aspersions.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Why shouldn't I spy on you?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

And OKCupid is doing the casting, not me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

O I never said you shouldn't.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean it's futile but not in a bad way.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Bryan is cruder than most and hornier than me! That's so painfully OTM.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Cozen just "wooed" me. Is there a way I can make this into a legally binding contract?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, you get 3 "woos" a day? This is more like Kingdom Of Loathing than I would have suspected...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Gregory Henry's love seems to be into an alarming amount of aussie bands for somebody from the US

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Saturday, 5 June 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

From: williambasinski
54%
match
15%
friend
To: Journalis
Date: Yesterday, 7:41pm
Subject: Hi. 4455 Miles Away

Hi. What is your user name on Soulseek

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 5 June 2004 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Will the circle be unbroken?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Who is this William Basinski okcupid dude?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 June 2004 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa. Not THE William Basinski?!?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 6 June 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not. When he wooed me, I said "Aren't you from New York City?" cause his post said Fort Lauderdale or something, I don't remember. He was all "ooh, clever." He said he knows of ILX but doesn't post and he made fun of my glasses.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 June 2004 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm LesMurray.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 June 2004 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Ahahaha great username man =)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 6 June 2004 06:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Gregory, if you are worried, initials = JR.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 6 June 2004 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Safe! Thanks, dude.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

so it's not then?

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 6 June 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Yup! The relief is strangely huge. THEY'RE NOT REAL DAMNIT.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 6 June 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I still love this site.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Sunday, 6 June 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a very high match with you, young man!

In other news, it was nice excluding Ned from chat/conversation today when things went all OKCupid on his ass.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 June 2004 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't got a mail since 1641

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Ricardo is my #1 match!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm all looking at his profile and thinking, hmm, hmm, then I notice the "recovering indie kid" part and I think, wait a second! This reeks of ILX!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 07:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I just did an ILE search for Ricardo and, like, a good third of his messages start with "Cor".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 07:56 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU AWAKE GODDAMMIT I HATE 2AM ON ILX BAH!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm up. I have nothing new to report, but still having fun with this. I still haven't answered all the OKStupid questions yet.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

haha I got wooed by the same 19-yr-old submissive Anthony! perhaps she's a LURKER!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm Ike909 but i havent done anything except randomly found teeny and messaged her there....all because i'm still dumbfounded how the very first encounter with the site made me run into someone's profile that i had a major falling out with...who turned up as my "match"

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dear. Maybe I should start being more original.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha! Way to crop, Vic!

xpost er no, Ricardo. No no no.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:17 (nineteen years ago) link

So. Ricardo. I see you're 5196 miles away. What's up with that?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm Lixenixen, but I became bored with the site and haven't touched it for a week. Perhaps I should check if I've got any new woos...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I spent an hour on my crop. I don't understand how even though I only answered 5 questions, it still insists that I am "more kinky" than every single other person I click on...

I shall now click on and "woo"-you Casuistry

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link

But we are only a 53% match, Vic!

You are indeed kinkier than I am. I am a bit surprised.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The only person I have woo'd so far is Gareth, and I only did that out of petty spite.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe bisexuals are granted superkinky status?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Ricardo is totally cooler than me, it's all hopeless.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

No one has ever woo-ed or even messaged me but since I don't know how I'd take that maybe it's for the best (it might be nice to be woo-ed by someone thousands of miles away though). Casuiustry, you may have taught me everything I know, but yes I am kinkier than you. Oh, it also said you're less sex-driven than me too. Ha

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

That is completely obvious, though! I am the least sex-driven person you know.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha that 'William Basinski' (I think not) dude is the one who called me fake - see the other thread for details. He's on ILM and is probably 12.

Apparently everyone is cooler and more adventurous than me :(

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I think your "cool" bellcurve is slightly towards the "cool" side than mine is.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I just wooed my old online Scrabble partner from when I first moved here! she just got on! yay! reconnection!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:33 (nineteen years ago) link

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it's a flyer, not a ticket. she could have got it ANYWHERE.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah yeah, keep talking.

Haha it's not like I have a rival club across the street or anything. Memo to self..

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

foit?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

haha for a moment I thought you were talking french, mark.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ok so grrr.. i keep getting top matches who are canonical bi/poly/goth/gamer/geek types.

okcupid and internet personals in general fuse my soul into a ball of angry angry wax. either everyone on them looks "oh, hey, they're too cool for me" or "omg what frikin losers, i would be bored with them in a minute" or "we are going to have zilch in common" just pretty much depending on my mood.

anyway, it makes me v.v. mad/confused that i keep getting matched with these types. of course, it seems like the only other types on the system in boston are all "omg i like sports and partying and going to bars with friends, and especially the SOX."

oh, right. i realized the problem.

this is boston.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I logged into this and everything was just the same as I left it 3 or so years ago. It said I owned a house and had a BF. It was weird.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Weird, I went back and deleted mine not 3 minutes ago!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Haw! I never even saw yours, I don't think.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you see Dom's

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't remember ever seeing it, but upthread I state that he is my lowest match of all time, or something.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 5 November 2007 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd all forgotten about OKCupid, but then a couple of months ago I got an email that I had an unread message there, which eventually lead to a date with the girl who messaged me. Not much came out of it though. Most of my local matches are still goths or LARPers, so I guess nothing's really changed.

― Tuomas, Monday, 5 November 2007 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link

forgive me, but what's a "LARPer"?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Use one google, Tuomas.

― G00blar, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, sorry. Force of habit.

― G00blar, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Someone who does Live Action Role Playing. They're a very noticable and irritating subculture in here (which obviously overlaps with some other subcultures, like goths or fantasy/sci-fi fans).

― Tuomas, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, I have nothing against roleplaying as such, but in my experience many LARPers think that this special hobby of theirs somehow makes them better than the common people. They even have a special condescending word for "mundane" people who don't larp.

― Tuomas, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Where does Norwegian Death Metal fit into this equation?

xpost

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

so i haven't logged in to this place in like 2 years but randomly decided to today. how come like 90% of my matches are 5'6" and all the people that message me are 23?

― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link

How come all the cute boys live in Chicago? Or, most of them.

― Casuistry, Monday, 18 February 2008 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

The American ones, anyways.

― Casuistry, Monday, 18 February 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i am currently being imed by:
1) some dude in staten island
2) a guy who wants me to have some sort of threesome w/ him and the girl he lives with
3) some random dude with a picture of snuggle bear instead of real photos (i.e. u ugly!)

― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

major lols

― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

some character named 001HAW is stalking me on okcupid

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

it's pato

― electricsound, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

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