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SEV3N O’CLOK IN DA MORNNG
AND TEH RAYS FROM TEH SUN WAEKS ME
I’M STRETCHIN’ AND YAWNIN’
IN A BD TAHT DON’T BLONG 2 MA
AND A VOIEC YELS “GOD MORNNG DARLIN” FROM DA BATHROM
THAN SHA COM3S OUT AND KISES M3
AND 2 MAH SURPRIES SHE ANE’T U I’V3 GOT THIS DUMB LOK ON MAH FAEC
LIEK WUT HAEV I DONE
HOW???!!!!!? CUD I B SO STUPID 2 B HAEV LADE H3RE TIL DA MORNNG SUN
MUST?!!!! LOL OF LOST TEH TRAK OF O WUT WAS ON MAH MIND
FROM?!?!?!?? WTF LOL DA CLUB WENT 2 HAR HOME
DIDN’T PLAN 2 STAY TAHT LONG
H3RA I M QUIKLY TRYIN’ 2 PUT ON MAH CLOTH3S
S3ARCHNG FOR MAH CAR KEYS
TRYIN’ 2 G3T ON UP OUT DA DOR
TH3N SHE STR3CH3D H3R HANDS IN FRONT OF IT
SADE U CAN’T GO THIS WAY”
LOK3D AT HER LIEK SHE WAS CRAZY
SADE “WOMAN MOVE OUT MAH WAY”
SADE “I GOT A WIEF AT HOMA”
SHA SADE PLZ DON’T GO OUT THEYRE I’VE GOT 2 GET HOME”
SHE SADE HER HUSBAND WAS COMIN’ UP DA STARES
“SH SH QUEIT
HURY UP AND GET IN TEH CLOSET”
SHE SADE “DON’T U MAEK A SOUND
OR SOMA SHIT IS GONG DOWN”
I SADE Y DON’T I JUST GO OUT DA WINDOW”
“YES????!?? OMG 3XCEPT FOR ONA THNG WE ON DA 5TH FLOR”
“SHIT THINK SHIT THINK SHIT QUIK PUT ME IN DA CLOSET”
AND NOW I’M IN THIS DARK3ST CLOSAT TRYIN’ 2 FIGURE OUT
JUST HOW I’M GONA GET MAH CRAZY AS UP OUT THIS HOUSE
TH3N HA WOKS IN AND Y3LS “I’M HOME”
SH3 SAYS “HON3Y I’M IN DA ROM”
HE WOKS IN THEIR WIT A SMIEL ON HIS FAEC
SAYIN’ “HONEY I’VE BAN MISIN’ U HOPS AL OVER HIM
AND SAYS “I’VE COK3D AND RAN UR BATH W8R”
I’M TALIN’ U NOW THIS GIRL’S SO GOD TAHT SHE DAS3RVES AN OSCAR
ROLS HAR IN DA BD
AND START 2 SNATCHIN’ H3R CLOTHES OF
I’M IN DA CLOSET LIEK MAN WTF IS GONG U??!?? WTF NOT GONA BLEIV3 IT
BUT THNGS GET DEPER AS DA S2RY GOES ON
NAXT THNG U KNOW A CAL COM3S THROUGH ON MAH CAL PHON3
I TREID MAH BST 2 QUIKLY PUT IT ON VIBRAET
BUT FROM TEH WAY HE ACT I CUD TAL IT WAS 2 LAET
H3 HOPED UP AND SADE THEIR A MYSTERY GONG ON
AND I’M GONA SOLVE IT”
AND I’M LIEK “GOD PLZ DON’T LET THIS MAN OP3N THIS CLOSET”
HA WOKS IN TEH BATHROM
AND LOKS BHIND DA DOR
SHA SAYS “BABY COMA BAK 2 BD”
H3 SAYS “BITCH SAY NO MORA”
HA PULS BAK TEH SHOW3R CURTANE
WHIEL SHA’S BITNG HAR NALES
THEN HA WOKS BAK 2 DA ROM
RIGHT NOW I’M SW3ATNG LIEK H3L
CH3KS UND3R TEH BD
THAN UNDER DA DRESER
H3 LOKS AT DA CLOSET
I PUL OUT MAH BAERTA
HE WOKS UP 2 TEH CLOSAT
HA COMES UP 2 DA CLOSET
NOW H3’S AT TEH CLOS3T
NOW HE’S OP3NNG TEH CLOSET…
― The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (Fabfunk), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link
CONT3MPORARY APISTEMOLOGY OF RELIGION MAY CONV3NEINTLY B TR3AETD AS A DABAET OVER WHETHER AVIEDNTIALISM APLEIS 2 TEH BLEIF-COMPONANT OF RALIGIOUS FATEH OR WHATHER WA SHUD INSTEAD ADOPT A MORE PERMISIEV APISTAMOLOGY1!!!11 WTF HAR3 BY ‘EVIEDNTIALISM’ I M3AN DA INITIALY PLAUSIBLE POSITION TAHT A BLEIF IS JUSTIFEID ONLY IF IT IS PROPORTION3D 2 DA AVIEDNCE!!!11 OMG 3VIEDNTIALISM IMPLEIS TAHT IT IS NOT JUSTIFEID 2 HAEV A FUL RELIGIOUS BLEIF UNLES THEYRE IS CONCLUSIEV 3VIEDNC3 FOR IT11!11 OMG LOL IT FOLOWS TAHT IF TEH KNOWN ARGUM3NTS FOR THEIR BNG A GOD INCLUDNG ANY ARGUMENTS FROM R3LIGIOUS EXPAREINCA R AT BST PROBABL3 ON3S NO ON3 WUD B JUSTIFEID IN HAVNG FUL BLEIF TAHT THEIR IS A GOD!!1! WTF AND DA SM3 HOLDS FOR OTH3R R3LIGIOUS BLEIFS SUCH AS TEH CHRISTIAN BLEIF TAHT JESUS WAS GOD INCARNAET!1!1 WTF LIEKWIES IT WUD NOT B JUSTIFEID 2 BLEIVE EVEN WIT LAS THAN FUL CONFIEDNC3 IF THEYRE IS NOT A BALANCA OF EVIEDNC3
― elwisty (elwisty), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
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