Twitter C/D

Juliette Lewis seemed to only ever retweet. I stopped following after a while.

Questlove, John Scalzi, Warren Ellis, William Gibson...those dudes are A+ twittereererers. Love Pete Serafinowicz.
Albert Brooks & Steve Martin are p great.

Even now it's creepy seeing one person following 23 people and being followed by 1.8m.

i don't get how this is creepy - you expect them to follow all 1.8m of their fans back?

http://twitter.com/#!/TweetsofOld

We attempt to reveal the lives of our predecessors through the tweets of yesteryear: Real one-line brevities from old newspapers, as they appeared--or close.

erm, I'm on the Twitter web page and it's not automatically updating like it normally does?

not going on twitter until this glastonbury thing is over

klout.com

i am influential about:

wheelchair
Klout believes you are influential about wheelchair.

fdr
Klout believes you are influential about fdr.

photography
Klout believes you are influential about photography.

blogging
Klout believes you are influential about blogging.

gawker
Klout believes you are influential about gawker.

libya
Klout believes you are influential about libya.

anthony weiner
Klout believes you are influential about anthony weiner.

pizza
Klout believes you are influential about pizza.

animals
Klout believes you are influential about animals.

immigration
Klout believes you are influential about immigration.

Klout believes BIG HOOS aka the steendriver is influential about penguins.

Klout believes Ned Raggett is influential about cars.

Klout believes M@tt H. is influential about marley.

Whiney G. Weingarten is currently influential about 0 topics:

Klout believes Anthony Weiner is influential about pizza.

Klout believes Bun B is influential about elizabeth taylor.

Klout believes some dude is influential about cougar town

Klout believes BIG HOOS aka the steendriver is influential about penguins.

― ☂ (max), Sunday, June 26, 2011 1:59 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

AWESOME

http://i.imgur.com/LH6Jy.jpg

hahahaha oh wow

lawl

amazing

LOL http://twitter.com/paypaluk

wow

http://tardis1.tinygrab.com/cCNJ

http://i55.tinypic.com/263fs5d.png

Hold up!

wth is this klout bullshit

no idea how it works, but it says i am an expert in pandas

My friend is an expert of politics, hockey and bacon /Canadian

Thanks to twitter, i now know what planking is. While my initial reaction is to ridicule it is a trend, perhaps a more constructive use of time would be mocking it in an equally insipid trend that requires as little physical & mental work as possible. I think Breathing is the only action left that qualifies.

http://www.yogameditation.com/var/corporate/storage/images/english/haaaa_international_course_center/fotogallerie/meditation/meditation__5/21331-1-nor-NO/meditation_image_400_w.jpg
U GUYS IT IS SO ALT TO BREATHE

http://i.imgur.com/x9nWV.png

"earnest oldster using web 2.0" is the most hilarious tone-- immediately recognizable but so hard to imitate

that who we need tweet

So, really not a good look to not even bother to RSVP for a planned event but then spend day of said event tweeting about your awesome nap. Unfollowed irl too dude, sick of your shit.

there is this weird twitter campaign by masters of cinema, who release dvds in the uk, chronicling their attempt to amass support in calling for phaidon, who have a series of books under the title 'masters of cinema', to stop using the title. it's really ridiculous?, they're posting the like phone number of the phaidon head of marketing guy and inciting people to say I WILL NEVER BUY A PHAIDON BOOK AGAIN, moc staff will not return to work until this is sorted, etc.

i assume the generic phrase 'masters of cinema' existed before this dvd label used it.

Got upgraded to "new twitter" against my will - and now it doesn't work at all. Way to implement an "upgrade", by making something completely non functional.

new twitter works for me if i have, like, a page of updates to read, but as soon as i load more than three or four pages' worth it slows my browser down to a standstill.

tweetdeck yall, tweetdeck

tweet

Does a markers have a twitter?

yes! r u on there?

I is on there.

if u don't want to post yr name here u should email me casesofmarkers at gmail & i will follow u

I like old Twitter better, clean and neat, easy search function.

New Twitter works fine for me.

http://m.twitter.com

^ for real, this was a lifesaver during the year i was solely computing on a crappy netbook

i am out of ideas 4 tweets

it's hard

stop tweeting.

Love that, Shaane, thanks.

*stops tweeting, forever*