the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

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that is the perfect harmless encapsulation of "didn't really think that analogy through"

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

like, it would make more sense if they first dumped all of the solution into a large bucket and made kids line up for it, but you know they are just going to be passing around one small bottle of bubbles

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

socialism seems more like a competitive market

iatee, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

so, instead of relying on the fed to pop bubbles, we have to pop... our own bubbles? and that's what the bubbles represent. bubbles.

goole, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

He said he was not familiar with public school curriculum, but, "I do know they have a lot of political correctness."

I am pretty sure that some people listen to stuff like this and nod fiercely, but I'm just sitting here marveling at the holes in logic you could drive a bus through.

mh, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't wait for us to go whole hog and disband our awful collectivist institutions like the fire dept and the military.

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths of (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Starting in an austere room where they are made to sit quietly, symbolizing Europe...

Question, how does one begin to symbolize Europe? I suppose sitting quietly is a start...

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm not sure what this "circumference mesauring device" was but there's a good chance that it

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

how are they going to fill a week, is my other question

everything they've listed so far could be knocked out in an afternoon

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

It takes a while to explain how Thomas Jefferson was a devout Xtian, iIrc.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

most summer camps have a lot of filler time tbh

iatee, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

I suppose sitting quietly is a start...

As opposed to our great American tradition of sitting noisily

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

It takes a while to explain how Thomas Jefferson was a devout Xtian, iIrc.

none of the kids will pay attention to that lecture because they will be too busy eating their money

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

LOL, a bunch of sugar-rushed kids running around yelling, "Snocialism is evil! USA! USA! USA!"

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

which kid is going to be the one to figure out that they can suck on the candy, rewrap it, and trade it in for new candy

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Next head of the RNC

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

god it's like those summer library programs where kids participate in fun storytime activities but instead of pretending to be pirates or knights or princesses or hardy boys they get to pretend to be miniature versions of their embittered parents

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

srsly, they have their entire adulthood for that

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's interesting how much this mindset doesn't like learning but loves teaching, usually the simplest, most rote bs possible.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm tired of people promoting US political viewpoints by projecting them on the founding fathers. It's 2011, those guys lived before 1800, shit changes. We've got a shitload of laws, amendments, and judicial judgments since then and we have a pretty stable landscape, so stop acting like your great idea is "more faithful to the original intentions" or some other bullshit.

It's like they're afraid to recognize that we've had decent ideas and they keep having to dig up Thomas Jefferson to put words in his mouth.

mh, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Can one generation bind another, and all others, in succession forever? I think not. The Creator has made the earth for the living, not the dead. Rights and powers can only belong to persons, not to things, not to mere matter endowed with will..." - TJ, 1824

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh snap

Mr. Patrick Batman (WmC), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm still trying to figure out the bubble popping -- maybe i guess the bubble solution stands for "capital" and popping bubbles stands for, idk, "profit"? so it's supposed to teach them how many more bubbles they can pop / profit they can earn when they all have their own bubble solution / capital? no fucking clue. jesus.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

because sometimes the tree of liberty must be watered by the blood of deltas

― goole, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

<3 u sir

BIG STEVEN TYLER aka the monarcho-egalitarian (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

the bubble popping = fun

basically, they are trying to say socialism is bad because it makes you ration your fun, but they are doing so in a spectacularly stupid manner

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

can't believe jay batman returned and i was asleep ;_;

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait, he got sb'd? ;_; rip lolz

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

mod banned iirc

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

ah, thx -- goodnight sweet knight

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

wanted to respond to this from the now locked og batman thread:


― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Markers you magnificent bastard <3 If ever a gif was appropriate it's this one, made before this Batmeltdown on here)

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:49 PM

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's not the founding fathers these dudes love, it's the romantic idea of the founding fathers, which absolves them of responsibility for the present. What did the founding fathers think about the income tax, health care, abortion, oil, war in the middle east, etc? Pretty much nothing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2011 20:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

well hasn't that always been the thing with these dorks? strict constitutionalists that also like to bloviate about what the founders would have thought about modern developments. it's like one or the other, guys

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Friday, 17 June 2011 20:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

hitchens evisceration of mamets book is pretty good but even funnier than hitch's review are the actual quotes from the book, such as

"The BP gulf oil leak . . . was bad. The leak of thousands of classified military documents by Julian Assange on WikiLeaks was good. Why?"

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

shockingly, wingnutdaily "op-ed" begins: "I know this sounds crazy."

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=312393

Yet, all it would take is for one state to recognize that – real or fraudulent – the document he released affirms he does not meet the requirements of a "natural born citizen." In fact, he is a walking, talking, breathing example of what a "natural born citizen" is not – complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared.

June 18, 2011

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

how are they going to fill a week, is my other question

everything they've listed so far could be knocked out in an afternoon

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:47 PM (3 days ago)

lets be fair given the parenting that leads to sending your kids to something like this odds are the kids will be a little slow

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

If I were as prone to sloganizing as Mamet, I’d keep clear of bumper-sticker comparisons altogether.

I wonder what a smart but mislead writer like Mamet thinks about being taken down by an equally smart writer who a) can't be easily dismissed as an idiot and b) can't be dismissed a mere ideological analog? I bet a Mamet response would be predictably bellicose, but surely he'd recognize, at least privately, that he just got his ass kicked in public.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm and the moment I finished the Hitchens review I googled around to see if Mamet had responded. Hitchens was the perfect person to get to review that book.

Mordy, Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mamet is crazy and will continue to be crazy.

little mushroom person (abanana), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

i know we have a lawless warmonger in office and all but that shit is hilarious

goole, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

― markers, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared

Know what else the founders feared? Getting sick and going to the doctor and HAVING LEECHES SUCK OUT THEIR BLOOD. Also smallpox, scurvy, and baths.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Get a life, lib dopes. There's nothing wrong with laughing at some well-written n|i|gger jokes.

Semper Fi!
BY PROUD CONSERVATIVE on 06/18/2011 at 17:56

ffs

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm more offended by the idea that the jokes were well-written

J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

need to work on the drawn out end credits

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

not interesting in and of itself, but evidence that the PUA-dudebro and basic 'conservative' webworlds are well connected

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/122966/

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why the hell would you link to that from a political blog and reference PUA unless you have some weird thing about women?

mh, Friday, 24 June 2011 22:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

The right has some weird thing about women.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 23:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Iron Sheik is upset:

the @glennbeck you are dumbest motherf--ker in the world I wish I see you so i can beat the f--k out of you no good jabroni lowlife"

"the @glennbeck you deserve to be waist deep in dog s--t drink gasoline you insult my fans Im going to beat the f--k out of you dumb b---h"

"%10000 The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck"

"Eat dog s--t @glennbeck forever"

"The Court Mcgee impress me in the UFC but still the @glennbeck can go f--k his own rice crispy dick #TeamSheikie"

"who deserve to eat dog s--t more than the @glennbeck #RejectedOscars"

"Live and Let Die new name if the @glennbeck in it called Die Now You No Good Motherf--ker #teamsheikie"

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 10:17 (2 months ago) Permalink

“No More Hesitation” – Homeland Security and Police Dept. Request Targets For Shooting Practice To Help Desensitize Law Enforcement To Shooting <S>Average</S> White Americans…

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 10:58 (2 months ago) Permalink

Thanks to Ted Cruz, it's time for the always-popular, rolls-around-every-few-years Let's Rehabilitate Joe McCarthy Game!

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:21 (2 months ago) Permalink

i <3 Dutch Mantell 4eva

vote! (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 2 March 2013 07:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

"Sure, Joe McCarthy was a liar and a blowhard, but deep down he was just a big old lovable drunk."

-- Bob Marley

Aimless, Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:40 (2 months ago) Permalink

http://thephoenix.com/Boston/news/152325-trials-of-nadia-naffe/#TOPCONTENT

long article on james o'keefe and the "barn rape"

Choice bit:

On March 21, Naffe was prohibited by a judge from sharing any of O’Keefe’s emails. Since he’d logged into his Gmail account on her cell phone, O’Keefe had sought and obtained an immediate temporary injunction against Naffe releasing anything in the emails — his application for the injunction had actually alleged that “the material is so provocative that it caused Andrew Breitbart to suffer a fatal heart attack.”

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:27 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

king of the libertarian royalists:

http://lewrockwell.com/hoppe/hoppe31.1.html

Democracy is only one possible variety of statehood. Would a different form of state be more acceptable to you?

Hoppe: In a monarchist state everyone knows who the ruler is and who the ruled are, and accordingly there is resistance against any attempt to increase state power. In a democratic state this distinction becomes blurred, and it becomes all the easier to expand state power.

goole, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

That is so ahistoric and assbackwards, it stuns. It's the POV of someone who only knows Whigs.

Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:41 (2 months ago) Permalink

In an interview with local radio station KRBD, Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska) recalled his father's ranch and the old fashioned way things were done on it. Fair enough, right? Well, yes. Aside from the racial slur Young used to describe workers on the ranch.

"My father had a ranch. We used to hire 50 or 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes," Young said in the interview. "You know, it takes two people to pick the same tomatoes now. It's all done by machine."

Young apologized later, blaming the usage on his upbringing. "I used a term that was commonly used during my days growing up on a farm in central California," Young said. "I know that this term is not used in the same way nowadays and I meant no disrespect."

No, Don, it's used in pretty much exactly the same way.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

Young continued: "I'm sure their backs are really dry by now. Course back when I was a boy, the river was wetter in those days."

30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

Young: Bringing Wet Back

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

whoa

max, Monday, 22 April 2013 18:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

“the far right becomes a fandom of itself”

hahaha

max, Monday, 22 April 2013 18:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

Ouro-bore-us.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 22 April 2013 19:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

"judgy bitch"

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 April 2013 19:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

ayiyi

it's interesting how the Feminine Reaction cohort is completely unrelated to all the others

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

i'm seriously considering starting a reaction.txt twitter. i'm not even going to link to this or anything, just,

"If someone is an outlaw (no defense agency wants him as a client because of a history of causing trouble), you can just kill him. If someone is a bum, and you are not, you usually get away with mistreating him, but he cannot get away with mistreating you. This makes middle class guys automatically tougher, more badboy, more macho, than underclass boys. Girls then start having sex eugenically, instead of anti eugenically."

goole, Friday, 26 April 2013 19:27 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

loooool looks like women don't like having any jobs, at all, in the world, except beauty technician and grocery store register clerk! Oh and sexy secretary. Oh jeez.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 26 April 2013 19:31 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm willing to acknowledge 'eugenics' retrospectively but who has a crystal ball with enough foresight to know what we need to adapt to in the future?

He has a lot of baggage (handlers' perks) (Michael White), Friday, 26 April 2013 19:43 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

white male property owners, it turns out. happy to help!

goole, Friday, 26 April 2013 19:43 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm suspicious even of them, though.

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Friday, 26 April 2013 19:50 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm just going to put this post-it flag on the leap between middle-class boys turn into assholes who mistreat others, and girls automatically begin to sleep with them in droves...and inevitably have children from those brief unions? Actually that's two leaps. Good thing these "sexism: u are here" flags come in multi-packs.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 26 April 2013 19:51 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Kinda feel that we should merege our dns

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Friday, 26 April 2013 19:56 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

How about I just blame the patriarchy for your dn.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 26 April 2013 19:59 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Works for me

start having sex eugenically w/ (Michael White), Friday, 26 April 2013 20:06 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

can't stop won't stop

http://nydwracu.wordpress.com/2013/05/12/dubstep-and-neoreactionary-aesthetics/

goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 02:09 (1 week ago) Permalink

Christ that blog is exhausting.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 14:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

In my final prediction of November 5 of last year, just one day before the election, I took into the account the best information on hand to project that Mitt Romney would win the election narrowly with 275 electoral votes and a slim majority of the popular vote.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 May 2013 03:47 (2 days ago) Permalink

and romney's camp actually believed that creep.

oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:00 (2 days ago) Permalink

this guy's argument makes no sense. if the Tea Party groups were campaigning for Romney, doesn't that mean they shouldn't have had tax exempt status...?

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:09 (2 days ago) Permalink

Yup. If harrasing the groups influenced the election, then harrasing the groups was the right thing to do...

Frederik B, Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:25 (2 days ago) Permalink

Venner started several political groups based on European nationalism and rooted in the idea of ethnicity-based exceptionalism. His Europe-Action espoused a similar racialized ideology and united the remnants of the FEN, a white supremacist student group; the OAS; and handful unapologetic Nazi collaborators. These movements united a number of discordant strains—white supremacism, anti-communism, patriarchal morality, neo-pagan tribal religion—into a grand story about what must be done to save European culture from extermination.

goole, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:28 (2 days ago) Permalink

you guys must be putting save-a-Bam Democrat shit in this thread by now, right?

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:06 (2 days ago) Permalink

no that's for the general politics thread

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:11 (2 days ago) Permalink


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