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also known as a hammer to the cpu. é

hello itr!

i spoke to my family for the first time since leaving nz (four weeks ago!) and OMFG it totally confirmed what i already knew: i am well and truly NOT homesick.

haha this is how i feel most of the time. except lately, when i have been frustrated and kind of wish i could go home and have my mom buy me things.

i am going to meet an ilxor today

table?

yes! v v excited!

mwhite?

oh nm

i have vague plans to eventually meet m. white, alex in sf and libcrypt.

You'll have to post impressions somewhere, comparing his online persona to real life persona. I always think this is interesting how people translate. I not so good I think

meeting ilxors = fun fun FUN

well, it is in my minimal experience anyway

never have

!ITRFAPSUMMER09SEAWA!

let the planning begin!!!

seawa?

seattle, washington

I must learn to teleport before then.

Maybe I'll inherit money!

before you go kill crazy with this inheritance scheme, i want you to know that you are not in my will

road trip?
xpost

xp There goes my hopes of inheriting a baffling music and literature collection, plus some old socks.

xxxpost

I cannot stress enough how much learning to teleport has improved my life

Braggart.

ilxor road trip would be funnnnnny

depending on who went, funny and/or murderous

possibly with sexy results?

all of the above

That is a long way to drive if someone is going to get killed. Decomposing bodies cut down on laffs.

At least that's what I hear...

Weekend at Fluffies

I'm starting to like this concept.

WAIT, WHAT?!?!

(if you kill me, you will inherit negative a million dollars)

Plus, my corpse will not be fun. Runs in the family.

Rest assured that we would be counting on you to drive the whole way.

So you're probably the only safe one.

Weekend with fluffers?

^^^ Next great porn title.

You guys, I ate too much and had a very fun time and enjoyed my mojito as well. And then I came home and literally ate the home made hot fudge sauce I made over the weekend for dessert. Plain.

And now I'm going to bed because it appears that only one drink impairs my judgment.

i spent the afternoon/evening with the table is the table, and i had two vodkas and now actually kind of shitfaced drunk because i have become a total pussy in my old age.

you guys are awesome.

i went kayaking and came home and watched the second half of sytycd finale and now i sleep bc i am TIRED.

I made a BIG-ASS BATCH of great minestrone from scratch. I love me.

I only attempted minestrone once. EPIC FAIL. I should try making more soups. I can do it my own self. Really!

I found these notes you wrote if that'll help. They were rather moist:

FULFI BARE MAEKS A SOOP

1 THING OF WATER
HANDFUL OF THING
BOILED RAT
A BEAN
60 GALLONS OF JACK DANIELS

Get durnk on the last ingrediebelment. Cook rest in micronowave. Eat, puke.

That does look like a recipe for an epic failure. Which is, of course, the best kind.

Somewhat more seriously, here's a few recipes and general pointers via the LA Times the other day:

http://www.latimes.com/features/food/la-fo-summer-soup1-2008aug1,0,2001911.story?page=1

Experiment and go nuts. Just keep the broth light.

I overcooked mine. Too many beans. Very starchy. That looks good, Ned.

Those cooking directions contain an unnecessary comma.

I am a bear, not a dog.

i love soup! it's too hot to make it in my kitchen right now, though.

I overcooked mine. Too many beans. Very starchy.

Yeah, don't overload -- you want to give the soup something solid, certainly, but it should be a soup, not a heavy stew! Thus the need for a light broth -- they suggest chicken but I went with a good vegetable broth, which is lighter but also richer in taste.

do you make your own veg stock? i often find canned/boxed veg stock to be very salty.

It can be but there's some low sodium ones around which I've switched to that are very handy; used a batch of that last night.