George R. R. Martin

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and you're asking how Joffrey will die...?

i was trying to think of an oblique, non-spoilery way of saying that.

god I am dumb

like I actually had to think for a second

ANYWAY

pretend i meant cersei

loll

i actually dont really want cersei to die, i just want her to be thrown out of power and disgraced and humiliated.

the freys, i want to die. all of them. slowly.

I dunno, i kind of feel bad for Fat Walda

btw is coldhands actually benjen stark y/n

walder dying would be too inconsequential because he is thereabouts already. would rather see him humiliated. all of his heirs dying would be p hilarious, the continuation of his line being probably the one certainty he has in life. the gods should tear down the twins. surprise volcano.

xp almost feels too obvious, but probably. did they burn thorin?

Coldhands = Benjen is certainly the most common theory. I have no idea though really

uh, qhorin

Had Sam never seen Benjen?

Don't think so

yeah he was gone when sam showed up

is theon the most pitiable character, y/n

I've said this before on here but for some reason i'm still clinging to the notion that Theon will redeem himself

if it were any other series id say that theon will kill the bastard bolton but martin doesnt like neat tie-ups like that

kinda worried about rickon. wonder if after the ultimate happy ending someone will stumble upon the skeleton of a little boy and a direwolf in a ditch to sour it.

would serve him right, hes a bad lil kid

i think theon will do something that ~ought~ to redeem him, but it will be anonymous or mistaken as someone else's work or something

xp rickon's gonna turn into a gollum like little dude

what are the odds Theon is somehow going to end up getting tossed out of the Eyrie

Thinking along the same lines gbx

maybe instead of seeing things through his wolf, Rickon's wolf is seeing things through him

rickon and his wolf being assholes are kind of a counterpoint to the whole lannisters-becoming-good thing. maybe by the end of the book there will have been a full volte-face.

dany + jon fight back the others, reunite and secure the kingdom, then shaggydog fucks them up. fin.

maybe the book series ends with Daenerys reclaiming the throne and proclaiming a new age of peace, offering amnesty to all of the other noble families and marrying Jamie to bolster her coffers, only to be assassinated by a vengeful Arya

haha how many martin threadz are there on ilx?

fuck the freys tho, srsly, hang them all

I am almost done w/ the first book and so far it seems like the book is divided so:

25% descriptions of food
25% descriptions of what people are wearing
25% of how women are useless
25% hodgepodge of cursing, sex, and what the spirit animal of each house is

i clicked on this so quickly thinking 'did he die c'mon c'mon dead george martin c'mon'