hey gbx, out of interest, where are you up to. are you just past the red wedding?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
arya becomes a faceless man, travels to westeros to do the deed, pipped to the post by....littlefinger? loras? a tragic and lolzy riding accident? ~dragons?
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm all the way through it
wait, all the way thru the 4?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
y
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
and you're asking how Joffrey will die...?
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
i was trying to think of an oblique, non-spoilery way of saying that.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
god I am dumb
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
like I actually had to think for a second
ANYWAY
pretend i meant cersei
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
loll
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
i actually dont really want cersei to die, i just want her to be thrown out of power and disgraced and humiliated.
the freys, i want to die. all of them. slowly.
― ☂ (max), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
I dunno, i kind of feel bad for Fat Walda
― Number None, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
btw is coldhands actually benjen stark y/n
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
walder dying would be too inconsequential because he is thereabouts already. would rather see him humiliated. all of his heirs dying would be p hilarious, the continuation of his line being probably the one certainty he has in life. the gods should tear down the twins. surprise volcano.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
xp almost feels too obvious, but probably. did they burn thorin?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
Coldhands = Benjen is certainly the most common theory. I have no idea though really
― Number None, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
uh, qhorin
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
Had Sam never seen Benjen?
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
Don't think so
― Number None, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah he was gone when sam showed up
is theon the most pitiable character, y/n
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
I've said this before on here but for some reason i'm still clinging to the notion that Theon will redeem himself
― Number None, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
if it were any other series id say that theon will kill the bastard bolton but martin doesnt like neat tie-ups like that
― ☂ (max), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
kinda worried about rickon. wonder if after the ultimate happy ending someone will stumble upon the skeleton of a little boy and a direwolf in a ditch to sour it.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
would serve him right, hes a bad lil kid
― ☂ (max), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
i think theon will do something that ~ought~ to redeem him, but it will be anonymous or mistaken as someone else's work or something
xp rickon's gonna turn into a gollum like little dude
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
what are the odds Theon is somehow going to end up getting tossed out of the Eyrie
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
Thinking along the same lines gbx
― Number None, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
maybe instead of seeing things through his wolf, Rickon's wolf is seeing things through him
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
rickon and his wolf being assholes are kind of a counterpoint to the whole lannisters-becoming-good thing. maybe by the end of the book there will have been a full volte-face.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
dany + jon fight back the others, reunite and secure the kingdom, then shaggydog fucks them up. fin.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
maybe the book series ends with Daenerys reclaiming the throne and proclaiming a new age of peace, offering amnesty to all of the other noble families and marrying Jamie to bolster her coffers, only to be assassinated by a vengeful Arya
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha how many martin threadz are there on ilx?
fuck the freys tho, srsly, hang them all
― neti pot, kombucha, how to die alone (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
I am almost done w/ the first book and so far it seems like the book is divided so:
25% descriptions of food 25% descriptions of what people are wearing25% of how women are useless25% hodgepodge of cursing, sex, and what the spirit animal of each house is
― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:10 (8 months ago) Permalink
i clicked on this so quickly thinking 'did he die c'mon c'mon dead george martin c'mon'
― thomp, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:11 (8 months ago) Permalink