Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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it's a novelty/comedy song but it's THE universally respected one (xpost)

some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Used to play HD every morning before I had to open up the shop I worked in until someone in the shop next door came in all irate and told me to "Stop it with that fucking didgeridoo shit!"

pandemic, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

i just totally lost my shit at the Bert and Erine vid.

wow never seen this before, should've been the official youtube link imho, so many lolz

Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions.

lol

if i knew that existed i most prob would have put it in the youtube link and wondered if anyone noticed

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

4. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt. II [17 votes, 541 points, 1994]

http://i51.tinypic.com/ao57kh.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Dope

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

hell yea

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

shocker

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting contrast between 5 and 6 anyway

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

4 and 5 even

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

All these wu tang songs gonna place and not one is incarcerated scarfaces. ;(

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

Shit is getting tense!

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

3. Warren G ft. Nate Dogg - Regulate [19 votes, 558 points, 1994]

http://i55.tinypic.com/15oawxj.jpg

R.I.P. NATE D-OH-DOUBLE G

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Is it okay that I prefer "quiet storm" to "shook ones"?

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

no

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Two tracks left. What are they?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

CREAM and ?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

absolutely not

i'll tell you in a bit.

get yr comedy #1s ready tho.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

G Thang

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

Geto Boys?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

The Message & Mind Playing Tricks

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

More tracks from 1994?

hipsters gonna hip (seandalai), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

"Rico Suave"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Geto Boys #5 in the ILM 90s tracks poll so...

Jeff W, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Proud of you guys for restraining yrselves w/ the Wu.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

contenders still available:

cream
message
microphone fiend
aint no half steppin
slow down
baby got back
mind playin tricks
a milli
i get around

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

Bullshit. There are only two contenders.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Shook Ones is the most bad-to-the-bone track ever.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

2. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Message [18 votes, 1 first place vote, 619 points, 1982]

http://i51.tinypic.com/viitt3.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

1. Fake by Mastgrr - Cookin' By The Book [34 votes, 7 first place votes, 999 points, 2009 meme]

http://i54.tinypic.com/287m1s2.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Punks Jump Up waz robbed.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

wait is it possible "Mind Playing Tricks" isn't on the list!?!!

some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

No way!

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

No Vanilla Ice no credibility.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

1. National Fuel Gas Distribution Corporation - Rappin' With Gas[22 votes, 3 first place votes, 799 points, 1988]

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2007/01/images/012_img_1.jpg

Jeff W, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

wait is it possible "Mind Playing Tricks" isn't on the list!?!!

Now it's not.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

if Mind Playing Tricks on Me gets top billing I will be so srsly psyched

― buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, June 10, 2011 2:12 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

is it okay that i prefer survival of the fittest to shook ones? shook ones is great obv.

horseshoe, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

Hell yes. I keep refreshing this shit just to see it there.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ Cooking by the Book & Rappin w/ Gas

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=751hUX_q0Do

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Shook Ones > Hell On Earth > Survival of the Fittest

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Drop a Gem on Em

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

1. Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks On Me [21 votes, 3 first place votes, 816 points, 1992]

http://i55.tinypic.com/eun3bq.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

weird

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

so "Cream" didn't place? shocker

some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

:D

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

Woah, an almost 200-point jump!

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link


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