Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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i mean obviously most great rap songs have some element of humor but nobody else in the top ten is wearing groucho glasses and tickling fat girls

some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

if Mind Playing Tricks on Me gets top billing I will be so srsly psyched

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

it's a novelty/comedy song but it's THE universally respected one (xpost)

some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Used to play HD every morning before I had to open up the shop I worked in until someone in the shop next door came in all irate and told me to "Stop it with that fucking didgeridoo shit!"

pandemic, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

i just totally lost my shit at the Bert and Erine vid.

wow never seen this before, should've been the official youtube link imho, so many lolz

Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions.

lol

if i knew that existed i most prob would have put it in the youtube link and wondered if anyone noticed

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

4. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt. II [17 votes, 541 points, 1994]

http://i51.tinypic.com/ao57kh.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Dope

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

hell yea

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

shocker

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting contrast between 5 and 6 anyway

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

4 and 5 even

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

All these wu tang songs gonna place and not one is incarcerated scarfaces. ;(

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

Shit is getting tense!

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

3. Warren G ft. Nate Dogg - Regulate [19 votes, 558 points, 1994]

http://i55.tinypic.com/15oawxj.jpg

R.I.P. NATE D-OH-DOUBLE G

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Is it okay that I prefer "quiet storm" to "shook ones"?

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

no

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Two tracks left. What are they?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

CREAM and ?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

absolutely not

i'll tell you in a bit.

get yr comedy #1s ready tho.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

G Thang

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

Geto Boys?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

The Message & Mind Playing Tricks

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

More tracks from 1994?

hipsters gonna hip (seandalai), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

"Rico Suave"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Geto Boys #5 in the ILM 90s tracks poll so...

Jeff W, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Proud of you guys for restraining yrselves w/ the Wu.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

contenders still available:

cream
message
microphone fiend
aint no half steppin
slow down
baby got back
mind playin tricks
a milli
i get around

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

Bullshit. There are only two contenders.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Shook Ones is the most bad-to-the-bone track ever.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

2. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Message [18 votes, 1 first place vote, 619 points, 1982]

http://i51.tinypic.com/viitt3.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

1. Fake by Mastgrr - Cookin' By The Book [34 votes, 7 first place votes, 999 points, 2009 meme]

http://i54.tinypic.com/287m1s2.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Punks Jump Up waz robbed.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

wait is it possible "Mind Playing Tricks" isn't on the list!?!!

some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

No way!

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

No Vanilla Ice no credibility.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

1. National Fuel Gas Distribution Corporation - Rappin' With Gas[22 votes, 3 first place votes, 799 points, 1988]

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2007/01/images/012_img_1.jpg

Jeff W, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

wait is it possible "Mind Playing Tricks" isn't on the list!?!!

Now it's not.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

if Mind Playing Tricks on Me gets top billing I will be so srsly psyched

― buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, June 10, 2011 2:12 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

is it okay that i prefer survival of the fittest to shook ones? shook ones is great obv.

horseshoe, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

Hell yes. I keep refreshing this shit just to see it there.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ Cooking by the Book & Rappin w/ Gas

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=751hUX_q0Do

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Shook Ones > Hell On Earth > Survival of the Fittest

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Drop a Gem on Em

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

1. Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks On Me [21 votes, 3 first place votes, 816 points, 1992]

http://i55.tinypic.com/eun3bq.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

weird

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

so "Cream" didn't place? shocker

some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link


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