Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

Mr. Hump gets everyone’s attention by requesting they end the task they are performing at that time. Mr. Hump then proceeds to take one’s perception of what’s popular and make it no longer appealing. He then goes on to say that despite his comical appearance he is very wealthy, and the planet earth should prepare for his arrival. Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions. This is of course irrelevant due to his music being produced by his group Digital Underground. He then warns everyone that he will consume all of their cognac that they own. Mr. Hump now decides to introduce himself in a sort of condescending way by removing the initial letter of his first name and then repeating it to the listener. Mr. Hump tells all of the female listeners he would like to perform intercourse with them and issues a request to the current top ten popular rap artists to allow him to be above all of them on the music charts. The listeners should note Mr. Hump seems to be walking on stilts. He then compares the listeners to a popular nursery rhyme where an egg falls from a wall. Pursuing this metaphor, Mr. Hump claims his loud music will cause his listeners to share the same fate with said egg. Mr. Hump then energetically describes some of his favorite things which include: using words that sound alike, his music to have a strange odor emitting from it, and his breakfast oats not to be mixed well. Mr. Hump claims that he is an ill gang member who does very well with members of the opposite sex. Despite all of that, once in a while his absurd behavior causes him to consume all of the listener’s saltines and twizzlers for an undisclosed reason. Mr. Hump then gets the attention of his overweight female listeners by using some offensive phrases. Mr. Hump then points out the fact that even though he is significantly smaller than his overweight listeners he has never had a problem having sexual intercourse with women of their stature. Mr. Hump admits he is a sexual deviant who prefers females with an extremely large posterior, and that he once had intercourse in the restroom of a Burger King. Mr. Hump shares with his listeners that he suffers from some type of mental disorder but will somehow make up for that by leaving his listeners in awe. Despite the fact Mr. Hump is by most standards not a very attractive man he still manages to find himself in situations where women allow him to rummage around in their trousers. Mr. Hump finally reveals to the listeners that he has a dance named after him known as the humpty dance. The audience is now encouraged to perform this dance and observe Mr. Hump perform the dance as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dance

What's hilarious about it? Best bass line ever and so many quotables

Haha. Bert and Ernie/Ante Up is the best!

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What's hilarious about it? Best bass line ever and so many quotables

― Number None, Friday, June 10, 2011 2:08 PM (47 seconds ago)

it's hilarious because it's hilarious duh

Humpty was my #2.

i just totally lost my shit at the Bert and Erine vid.

That didn't seem to be what you were saying some dude but whatevs

i mean obviously most great rap songs have some element of humor but nobody else in the top ten is wearing groucho glasses and tickling fat girls

if Mind Playing Tricks on Me gets top billing I will be so srsly psyched

it's a novelty/comedy song but it's THE universally respected one (xpost)

Used to play HD every morning before I had to open up the shop I worked in until someone in the shop next door came in all irate and told me to "Stop it with that fucking didgeridoo shit!"

i just totally lost my shit at the Bert and Erine vid.

wow never seen this before, should've been the official youtube link imho, so many lolz

Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions.

lol

if i knew that existed i most prob would have put it in the youtube link and wondered if anyone noticed

4. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt. II [17 votes, 541 points, 1994]

http://i51.tinypic.com/ao57kh.jpg

Dope

hell yea

shocker

Interesting contrast between 5 and 6 anyway

4 and 5 even

All these wu tang songs gonna place and not one is incarcerated scarfaces. ;(

Shit is getting tense!

3. Warren G ft. Nate Dogg - Regulate [19 votes, 558 points, 1994]

http://i55.tinypic.com/15oawxj.jpg

R.I.P. NATE D-OH-DOUBLE G

Is it okay that I prefer "quiet storm" to "shook ones"?

no

Two tracks left. What are they?

CREAM and ?

absolutely not

i'll tell you in a bit.

get yr comedy #1s ready tho.

G Thang

Geto Boys?

The Message & Mind Playing Tricks

More tracks from 1994?

"Rico Suave"

Geto Boys #5 in the ILM 90s tracks poll so...

Proud of you guys for restraining yrselves w/ the Wu.

contenders still available:

cream
message
microphone fiend
aint no half steppin
slow down
baby got back
mind playin tricks
a milli
i get around

Bullshit. There are only two contenders.

Shook Ones is the most bad-to-the-bone track ever.

2. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Message [18 votes, 1 first place vote, 619 points, 1982]

http://i51.tinypic.com/viitt3.jpg

1. Fake by Mastgrr - Cookin' By The Book [34 votes, 7 first place votes, 999 points, 2009 meme]

http://i54.tinypic.com/287m1s2.jpg

Punks Jump Up waz robbed.

wait is it possible "Mind Playing Tricks" isn't on the list!?!!

No way!

No Vanilla Ice no credibility.

1. National Fuel Gas Distribution Corporation - Rappin' With Gas[22 votes, 3 first place votes, 799 points, 1988]

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2007/01/images/012_img_1.jpg

wait is it possible "Mind Playing Tricks" isn't on the list!?!!

Now it's not.

if Mind Playing Tricks on Me gets top billing I will be so srsly psyched

― buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, June 10, 2011 2:12 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

is it okay that i prefer survival of the fittest to shook ones? shook ones is great obv.