TIMES, man it's about TIMES
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
u can post the Times :)
― Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
just to mitigate the embarrassment a little, I downloaded/played that level about 8 minutes before the deadline. In the future, I plan to elevate myself to "weak/mediocre" level
― Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
basic question - what are the stars for?
― Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
scoring? like if you just play the shit out of the game, you can boost your score regardless?
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
Hate you all for making me play this.
― JimD, Friday, 10 June 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
How do you guys have so much higher scores despite not having much higher times?
― polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
Just by having more attempts I guess? So you could probably make a case for low scores and fast times trumping high scores and fast times.
― JimD, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
can't wait for tomorrow's level - i really suck ass at this one. i can't even get the gold, whereas i got the gold relatively easily with the first 3
― Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
maybe if egga concentrated less on getting laid and more on controlling her wild flip-flappin', i'd have a gold time by now
― Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
btw bri11iam is this guy
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― Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link
what the hell i got stuck in a bridge
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
I'm josephcotten.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
Damn yall got busy
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
Afaict scores are only correlated to times.
― Mordy, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, seems like that to me too. which again begs the question, what are the stars for?
― Z S, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
dang mordy
― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 11 June 2011 08:29 (twelve years ago) link
Spent a looong time on >20 seconds but eventually got the hang of it a bit. I see that I'm already back down from third to sixth though.
― if, Saturday, 11 June 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link
haven't seen a decent ilx competish since desktop dungeons v. 1.0000million years ago, this is nice
― Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Saturday, 11 June 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link
even if the game controls like trying to fart in a jar
― Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Saturday, 11 June 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link
first place! (with a mere 22 hours left)
― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 11 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
Day 3 Run Results
http://i51.tinypic.com/14cfnzq.png
― Mordy, Sunday, 12 June 2011 02:07 (twelve years ago) link
*wins "within a second of mordy" bonus prize*
― Z S, Sunday, 12 June 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
so close
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
man i am just the worst at this
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link
I think that was day 4 actually. xxp
― Mordy, Sunday, 12 June 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
i can't imagine this'll last but...
http://i53.tinypic.com/2myp2iw.png
― Mordy, Sunday, 12 June 2011 05:26 (twelve years ago) link
Wow, nice time!
― Z S, Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
There are 12 people on the ILX leaderboard for today...that's pretty awesome!
― Z S, Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
Dayan83, you put up a hard fight but...
― Mordy, Monday, 13 June 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
Day 6http://i56.tinypic.com/2ci6uy8.png
― Mordy, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not even sure i played that one!
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
How come Mordy's cavepeople have jetpacks.
― polyphonic, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
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― ledge, Monday, 13 June 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
game recognize game
― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 13 June 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
ps i have like no fucking idea where you got that extra eight-tenths of a second
I really really hope they add the Trials HD killer app: video replays of the top runs.
― polyphonic, Monday, 13 June 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
fck this game
~restarts~
― homophobophobia (disambiguation) (cozen), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
See yesterday's I understood, it was just about hitting that squidgy rubber ball at the right angle so you got a boost over the next part of the level. Didn't manage to actually do it (without then fucking up something else minor) but at least I understood it. Today though? No idea, it's just a straight run with a few annoying pebbles to dodge, isn't it?
― JimD, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
its all about landing the last springy branch in between the mound and the bridge
unless you can somehow clear that mound?
― homophobophobia (disambiguation) (cozen), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
top bitches
― homophobophobia (disambiguation) (cozen), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
no one, this one is all about the momentum you get as you climb the hill after the first bridge and fall into the breezy cave zone. i've only been able to nail it a few times, but that was when i jumped ahead of most of you suckas
― Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
OTM
― Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
question related to this map - and this is a question that i believe was first asked by aristotle - do you guys do a little jump off of the first rock and land on the right edge of the second set of rocks, giving you momentum to slide across the bridge and work your way up the first hill? or do you just run over the first rock, run over the second set of rocks (no jumps), and then land on the other side of the bridge before heading up the first hill?
― Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
I was doing walk, walk, and then pull off the gas a little bit so I land right next to the bridge rather than right at the base of the hill in order to get a bit of momentum, but once or twice I had runs where I actually landed to the left of the bridge and somehow got across the bridge without slowing down (maybe because I slightly hopped without realizing it?) and got even more speed. But I couldn't duplicate that at all whereas I could reliably redo the first strategy.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
I do the first, z s
dat momentum
― homophobophobia (disambiguation) (cozen), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
aw man, just been practising with just running no jumping, and sometimes you land on the bridge and stop when you hit the end; sometimes you go too far and land on the uphill; but sometimes you hit the sweet flat bit jsut after and keep on going. so you get different results doing exactly the same thing? fuk dat,
― ledge, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
due to some sort of bug (maybe?) in the game, the first time you do it, you're really slow and you don't make it across the bridge, but all subsequent attempts, you do. Weird. But if you just hold right as soon as the clock starts, you should get very similar results from run #2 on
― Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
hmmmmmm if i hold right *before* the clock starts, which is the only sure-fire way to get the same timing every time, then i go too far. but that is consistent i guess. still means that timing yr start makes a difference which is a bit grrr.
― ledge, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
just had an epic run with 2 minutes left. #1 ILXOR FEVER
― Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
you've got 990 dayz to go. then you can retire as a true heroz
― Z S, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
have officially reached the "YOU FUCKING CUNT" screaming stage ;_;
― i love the smell of facepalm in the morning (ledge), Friday, 17 June 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
"have you forgotten?"
― Z S, Monday, 20 June 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
Currently leading by a massive 0.001 seconds. Wow.
― if, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, I can't read times apparently. Still, didn't think that was going to last.
It's quite close now between the clear leading group of Sndrngrbot, Jospehcotten and ZS25 in the cumulative rankings.
― if, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think the other two have played today so it won't be that close by tomorrow.
Unless they forget. :X
― polyphonic, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
i've been too busy to play the last few days. I only got 3-4 runthroughs today before i had to put it down. however, on day 993, when i'm the only person in the entire world who is still playing, i will be laughing maniacally at the top of the rankings
― Z S, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
obv if i'd been playing from day one i'd be all over yo asses.
― ledge, Friday, 24 June 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
I finally got an iPhone back and proceeded to get this game because of this thread. Its killing me. Im first on the ilx group today yay me and all my free time! Also ledge otm
― Jibe, Friday, 24 June 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
Ok, I'm going crazy on today's level, I really don't know how i'm supposed to do a 20.3s run to get a gold star. I'm like .5s away from that time!
― Jibe, Saturday, 2 July 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link
i have no idea about this one either, i'm not even under 21s and already out of ideas.
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 2 July 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i gave up on it pretty quick
― polyphonic, Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
Apparently you figured it out sonderangerbot ^^. I was driving all day long so I didn't get a chance to crack it. Anyways today's course is a lot more to my liking.
― Jibe, Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
Best showing yet just now!
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
think this might be the first time i've gotten gold? and on the second complete run /braggin
― g++ (gbx), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
The app keeps crashing every time I open it. Anyone else have that? I can't play this anymore :(
― Jibe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link
Try deleting the app and reinstalling it.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
DAMN YOU SNDRNGRBT! can you not just let a dude win a level every now and then!
― ledge, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:13 (twelve years ago) link
I hate levels where you have to successfully navigate a bouncy ball to keep moving forward.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like I should apologize to yesterday's level after playing today's obnoxious level, ugh.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
ha yeah you can have this one, ledge... didn't think it could get more annoying than the triple-branch whatever that thing is but i was wrong.
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link
it's good when you get lucky on an obnoxious level, but yeah playability value in this is repeating and finessing yr previous attempts, obnoxious randomness spanners that up.
so it looks like we get a new level type (i.e. not stone age) every 80 days? bit of a long wait.
― ledge, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link
sonderangerbot is in the global top ten today.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 14 July 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link
well i knew it wouldn't last... you were ahead of me in the all time rankings before today's level so i felt i had to step up my game.
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
just started playing today's level and am i mistaken or did i see sndrngrbt go from nowhere to #1 with a bullet, with a time over 2 seconds faster than i was clocking in my first fumbling attempts? what the hell is your secret!
― ledge, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link
i'm afraid it comes down to too much free time. but i had sort of a breakthrough on today's level when i jumped across the platform in the beginning instead of bouncing off it.
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, did you pass my time? I was in the top 25!
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
iainif bringing some sick times lately!
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 30 July 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
top five yesterday, pretty crazy
― polyphonic, Saturday, 30 July 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qdjEu.png
This guy in 51st place is driving me insane.
The second age is about to start, I think!
― polyphonic, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
lol the feeling's mutual i assure you. second age should begin day after tomorrow yeah, will be fun to see how much difference that makes.
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
gonna miss all the fun, won't be able to play for the next three weeks. oh well. at least i'll be in MADAGASCAR!
― ledge, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
Seemingly hasn't changed much except now there are cannons, and my dude is a little better dressed.
― polyphonic, Friday, 26 August 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
i'm a lot more concerned right now about this komax74 dude, where the hell did he come from!?
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 26 August 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
Are you guys having any issues with the cannons? Sometimes they won't fire at all and I just run out the other side. Their firing distance seems completely arbitrary other than the fact that holding right is a good thing.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 27 August 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
holding right and jumping i guess? they also seem to tilt completely at random, a lot of the time they just shoot you straight forward. can't believe we waited 80 days for this tbh.
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 27 August 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
This was cute:http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/01/will-you-marry-me-how-redlynx-help-put-together-an-unforgettable-proposal/
― Nhex, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link