Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

will you ever tell us

pfffft

― minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, June 10, 2011 12:43 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuckin Puffy

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of all the songs to say this in response to, "Flava In Ya Ear" is prob the most insane

as far as i can tell, the highest mia track came at #598

TOO HIGH

#101 and #102 were Blue Flowers and Buffalo Stance

lol J0rdan OTM

I like M.I.A. but she shouldn't be anywhere near a "greatest rap of all time" poll

[/url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiOcVWQY2bc]8. Pete Rock and CL Smooth - T.R.O.Y. (They Reminisce Over You)[/url] [16 votes, 460 points, 1992]

http://i56.tinypic.com/20qki0p.jpg

I'd like to see an alternate poll where you threw out the ballots of anyone that voted for MIA

I voted "blue flowers" lol

oops. any mod wanna sort that to look nicer?

Hating on Buffalo Stance is NAGL.

(Xpost yeah can tidy that up when I get home)

TOO LOW

#101 and #102 were Blue Flowers and Buffalo Stance

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, June 10, 2011 1:43 PM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark

haha thank you so much for cutting those out of the tie

Kinda surprised troy didnt win it.

7. M.O.P. - Ante Up (incl. the remix) [17 votes, 474 points, 2000]

http://i55.tinypic.com/zv901i.jpg

"Ante Up" remix is nice but i'll never understand people who privilege it over the orig

I'm not a huge "ante up" fan. I mean clearly it's awesome but

^^^

I voted "blue flowers" lol

nice!

Hell yes, Ante Up. My faith in you people is restored.

I think my lone "joke" vote was for Paper Planes as my #100 iirc

Though it's crazy to me that more people voted Ante Up than TROY.

been listening to #8 on repeat for the billionth time.

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:12 (40 minutes ago)

lol have done this a lot in the past month

voted for "blue flowers" too

loving this top 10 so far

6. The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy [14 votes, 1 first place vote, 475 points, 1994]

http://i53.tinypic.com/28gw2f8.jpg

this guy is too perceptive:

I know a hoy hoy said Juicy was his least favorite Biggie song so I'm guessing that's #6?

― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

feeling weirdly blase about the top 10 so far but I'm old so w/e

lol

Totally good with that Juicy placement. I threw my Biggie vote at Hypnotize.

Won't hate on juicy, too iconic

Feel kind of disgraced that I never heard "ante up" until the Bert and Ernie video a couple years ago

Yeah, but what a great way to hear it first. I never get tired of that thing.

everything in my top 10 placed except schoolly D and an LL that had no chance so I guess I can't complain

5. Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance 18 votes, 1 first place vote, 528 points, 1990]

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TOO LOW

Great cap though

kind of hilarious for it to place that high but i guess it really is statistically one of those songs everyone knows and most people like

loopdid!

Sort of wishing I'd done a ranked ballot now. Didn't think It Takes Two, Rebel w/out a Pause and It Ain't Hard to Tell would need as much support as some of my lower stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc

ok wow how have i never seen this before

Props to whoever voted Humpty at #1.

Mr. Hump gets everyone’s attention by requesting they end the task they are performing at that time. Mr. Hump then proceeds to take one’s perception of what’s popular and make it no longer appealing. He then goes on to say that despite his comical appearance he is very wealthy, and the planet earth should prepare for his arrival. Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions. This is of course irrelevant due to his music being produced by his group Digital Underground. He then warns everyone that he will consume all of their cognac that they own. Mr. Hump now decides to introduce himself in a sort of condescending way by removing the initial letter of his first name and then repeating it to the listener. Mr. Hump tells all of the female listeners he would like to perform intercourse with them and issues a request to the current top ten popular rap artists to allow him to be above all of them on the music charts. The listeners should note Mr. Hump seems to be walking on stilts. He then compares the listeners to a popular nursery rhyme where an egg falls from a wall. Pursuing this metaphor, Mr. Hump claims his loud music will cause his listeners to share the same fate with said egg. Mr. Hump then energetically describes some of his favorite things which include: using words that sound alike, his music to have a strange odor emitting from it, and his breakfast oats not to be mixed well. Mr. Hump claims that he is an ill gang member who does very well with members of the opposite sex. Despite all of that, once in a while his absurd behavior causes him to consume all of the listener’s saltines and twizzlers for an undisclosed reason. Mr. Hump then gets the attention of his overweight female listeners by using some offensive phrases. Mr. Hump then points out the fact that even though he is significantly smaller than his overweight listeners he has never had a problem having sexual intercourse with women of their stature. Mr. Hump admits he is a sexual deviant who prefers females with an extremely large posterior, and that he once had intercourse in the restroom of a Burger King. Mr. Hump shares with his listeners that he suffers from some type of mental disorder but will somehow make up for that by leaving his listeners in awe. Despite the fact Mr. Hump is by most standards not a very attractive man he still manages to find himself in situations where women allow him to rummage around in their trousers. Mr. Hump finally reveals to the listeners that he has a dance named after him known as the humpty dance. The audience is now encouraged to perform this dance and observe Mr. Hump perform the dance as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dance

What's hilarious about it? Best bass line ever and so many quotables

Haha. Bert and Ernie/Ante Up is the best!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861

What's hilarious about it? Best bass line ever and so many quotables

― Number None, Friday, June 10, 2011 2:08 PM (47 seconds ago)

it's hilarious because it's hilarious duh

Humpty was my #2.

i just totally lost my shit at the Bert and Erine vid.

That didn't seem to be what you were saying some dude but whatevs

i mean obviously most great rap songs have some element of humor but nobody else in the top ten is wearing groucho glasses and tickling fat girls

if Mind Playing Tricks on Me gets top billing I will be so srsly psyched