Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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Great cap

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

13. LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out [14 votes, 337 points, 1990]

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WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

Best opening couplet in rap history

― J0rdan S., Friday, June 10, 2011 12:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't know why but this is otm

makes me think I have tourette's cuz I will just randomly yell this about once a week if not more

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

in re "it takes two"

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

I love "Mama Said Knock You Out" but < "Around the Way Girl" (and "Doin' It")

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

the only instance I can think of where obeying your mama is made to be synonymous with being a badass

xp

Wtf at dude hating on ladi dadi. It's better than kilter every other track in the top twenty so far

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

Than LIKE

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

Ha

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

"it takes two" my #30, "mama" was #17

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

put on "mama said knock you out" and I will rule yr karaoke

Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

Wtf at dude hating on ladi dadi. It's better than like every other track in the top twenty so far

otm

12. Souls of Mischief - '93 Til Infinity [10 votes, 1 first place vote, 342 points, 1993]

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WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

Not hating on La Di Da Di. "Doesn't do anything" does not equal hate.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

Nice one

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Rankings are becoming increasingly insane here...

'93 Til is okay and all but it should swap places with one of those EPMD tracks in the bottom 25 or something

One of the best beats ever. So evocative

Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

93 should be top 5.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

been listening to #8 on repeat for the billionth time.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

"Lemonade"?

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

tease

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

11. Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice [16 votes, 349 points, 1993]

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WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

Awesome #13 & #12. I continue to be surprised and delighted.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of sick of Gin & Juice, tbh.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

spottie's pic makes me giggle but really it should have been doggy dogg world or ain't no fun imo.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

I 100% endorse that song, it still fucking pwns

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think everyone can rap gin & juice BUT not my fav dre/snoop

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

while i go make myself some hot lemon and honey, anyone wanna guess the top ten? to me it makes perfect sense, even if the ordering is all askew and i wouldn't vote #10 or #6 if i was given 200 votes.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

I was sure Bring The Noise, It Takes Two and Stay Fly would make top 10.

gospodin simmel, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ condom screen grab

Gin & Juice is classic obviously but a) I never need to hear it again and b) Ain't No Fun is the best track on that album, as determined by science

(btw i love #6 i just wouldn't think to vote for it over anything else the person or people who made it done)

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

Juicy, Mind Playing Tricks, TROY, Regulate, G Thang, Ante Up, Message, Kick In The Door, In Da Club, Straight Outta Compton

gospodin simmel, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

x post

Yes. I thought Bring The Noise or Fight The Power would be #1 overall.

kornrulez6969, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

My personal fav is whats my name but gin and juice belongs here more than any other

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

was a 50 hater for a long time but the In Da Club beat rules my soul. it better place

gospodin simmel, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

I know a hoy hoy said Juicy was his least favorite Biggie song so I'm guessing that's #6?

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

Ime ain't no fun is even more overplayed than gin and juice these days. Def prefer the la tter

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

Surely this can't be the only Snoop in the entire top 100.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

seeing as how Ain't No Fun has never been played on the radio or had a video I don't really understand how that's possible

xp

Surely this can't be the only Snoop in the entire top 100

Drop It Like It's Hot maybe?

top 10:

ante up
shook ones
g thang
troy
juicy
CREAM
Mind Playing Tricks on Me
The Message
Straight Outta Compton
Fix up look sharp

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Because djs play the shit out of "ain't no fun"

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

I had NO IDEA that ppl held "regulate" in such high esteem

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

I ain't no joke should be here somewhere

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

xxxp forgot about shook ones. that's a lock. probably cream too. drop In Da Club and Kick In The Door from my list as much as it saddens me

gospodin simmel, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Humpty, TROY, Straight Outta Compton, Mind Playing Tricks, CREAM, Juicy, Ditty, Message, Jam On It, G Thang

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

Juicy, The Message, Mind Playing Tricks, G Thing, TROY, Shook Ones, The Choice is Yours, Humpty Dance, Ante Up, CREAM

Fingers crossed.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck, is The Choice is Yours not gonna make it? That's just crazy.

Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

No way fix up look sharp makes it

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link


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