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In the pub last night we mentioned 30 Rock and someone just announced deadpan in the middle of the free for all:

"next week... 29 rocks"

and I found this so funny that I actually cried and got a tummy pain.

ANYWAY I don't like the look of Ratty Tooey - I mean, it's a RAT, in the KITCHEN, I can't get over that!

xpost OMG ONIMO WTF!!!!

Found it: "A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex"

I'm fairly sure there will be torrents around for those in need of a wank education.

MA = Management Accountant (amongst other acronyms)

Hey! We can do whatever we like!

THIS ISN'T JORDAN

I have seen a similar documentary. They claimed it was the first time they filmed orgasms inside. When they woman the uterine contractions dipped in her cervix into the pool of semen there. Biological cause to get your lady off second!

Sorry? Blame catholic upbringing but I didn't understand.

get your lady off second

Or again...

Or again...

Onimo showing off stud credentials...

mean, it's a RAT, in the KITCHEN, I can't get over that!

Oh noes, you have made UB40 get in my head. I should rectify that with some Red Red Wine, ahem.

Haha Onimo goes for the votewinner with teh ladeez there :-) xpost

"Oh yeah it's nothing. Once, twice, simple as blinking. You want a challenge? 15. 15. That's it right there, do that and you could be me. Onimo. The champ of cervical cramp."

It made a case for missionary being the best position for conception with gravity and cervixes (sp?) and pools of semen but by then I was wishing I'd watched Michael Portillo flirting with Dianne Abbot (words I thought I'd never say/type).

Pervert.

Has the watercooler died? Why's that? (Seriously, not meanly.)

*sigh* But it doesn't really matter. Feeling crap is feeling crap and I need to get over it.

If it is useful to wallow for a day, then you should do that. You can pick yourself up tomorrow.

Kate isn't around, so it's just Kerr talking to himself. Don't know where the rest of them have gone.

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wallowing is usually less than useful for me. It becomes like a tar pit.

Besides I seriously have a lot of work to do. Two sites that have finally been cleared for take off on Monday, a filthy kitchen, and some cats outside to wrangle medicine into.

Why am I still on ILx?

I think most convo threads on ILx find their eventual demise. *sniff*

Kate isn't around, so it's just Kerr talking to himself.

Aw, he misses her. Funny it always seemed like Kate talking to herself. I didn't really keep up with it though.

ugh this thread the past ten minutes ugh ugh

anyways, women are orgasming now? i thought this thread for for UK&Ire?

ugh this thread the past ten minutes ugh ugh

??

elaborate so we'll know better how to please you in the future.

anyways, women are orgasming now? i thought this thread for for UK&Ire?

Don't be listenin' darragh, 'tis their filty proddy forrun ways!

sorry ms, it's the genital stuff..

um, much longer than ten minutes ago, now that i check. i'm dipping in and out every half hour or so.

ha, maybe onimo can tell me whether that's the right technique or not!

Ho ho, dipping.

What the hell is wrong with you that you don't want to read about lovely, sticky pools of life-giving semen on your lunchbreak?

on my LUNCH?? oh sorry..

alright, now you've just made it ugh.

Someone give me the will to work which doesn't involve going somewhere for a latte.

Dude you can even contemplate drinking a latte after the conversation on this thread?? You're sick!!!

I bet no-one will be having tea tonight that features tzatziki! Or mayonnaise!! HAHAHAHA. MAN!

Actually I just checked the watercooler and last post was Forest Pines talking about railways. Kate hasn't posted for over a month, last seen heading to a JAMC concert.

SAM DO SOME WORK THEN YOU CAN REWARD YOURSELF WITH CAKE AND BEER WHEN YOU GET HOME :-)

Just checked the stats. I am now thoroughly depressed:

kv_nol 263
Ned Raggett 257

I weep for my lost productivity.

I bet no-one will be having tea tonight that features tzatziki! Or mayonnaise!! HAHAHAHA. MAN!

Hmm. Perhaps some salty gruel with extra gelatin.

Okay, this has reached a LEVEL. I am going back to work.

I am home, ailsa! (also it's not even 9. too early to be thinking about beer)

Sorry the semen wasn't really on my mind as much as the crippling lethargy and kitten jaws.

I forgot about time differences meant work hard and then you can relax into the weekend knowing you've done your work.

Did Kate leave ILX for good, or is she one some adventure?

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I like to pretend you guys are serious partiers and out drinking and watching sports in the middle of the day. Don't ruin my image of you.

I weep for my lost productivity.

-- kv_nol, Friday, October 12, 2007 8:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Put down the internets and write a zine, you lazy bum!

xpost, we often are :-)

And on that note, I am off into town to go to the bank and other such unexciting tasks. Though I may go for a pint while I'm there :-)

I'm going to go shove some chicken-flavored (I almost put a "u" in there, you bastards) liquid down a cat's throat. Then shower and get dressed.

If you see me here in the next twenty minutes or so, I have failed and succumbed to the tar pits.

have a good weekend, non-specificers.

ok i'm going to stop dipping now.

good weekend to alls.

Put down the internets and write a zine, you lazy bum!

u_u

I should write something, sometime.

I've just realised my boss's boss is a ringer for author Harry Turtledove.

Writing is so much harder than I thought it would be! Also way more stressful. I kept thinking I should be apologising throughout the article.

Apologising for what?

Kev_Dude, being a member of the Super Secret FA Club means never having to say you're sorry. Accentmonkey will confirm. We all have big metaphorical balls that we swing at each other's heads like a sock with a bar of soap in the toe.

Onimo -- kev has joined a legendary group of internet hardmen that accentmonkey and I (and DV) are members of, and he's intimidated by all the gloriousness radiating off of us.

Oh I am just watching lots of youtube pop videos, this is better than working.

I have eaten SO many birthday M&S mini-bites that I feel sick!! I now don't think I can FACE making cake icing tonight else I will end up eating MORE sugar and possibly die!!

xpost: I thought about joining YOUR GROUP once (I assume it is the same one) but then forgot to write stuff! I saw T0m E's copy once. Heigh ho!

Youtube sounds like fun. Sadly no sound.

Apologising for lack of l33tness in article. That feeling went away with booze though. So much does. Including youth and my girlish figure :(

No more m4nb00bs? :(

(SORRY!!)

We all have big metaphorical balls that we swing at each other's heads like a sock with a bar of soap in the toe.

http://www.copperlily.com/AboutRayWinstone/Images/scum5.jpg

Rock "the fucking Daddy" Hardy, yesteryear.

but it was all in french so i can't be sure.

It was Pascal's (I think) famous, "The heart hath reasons that reason knoweth not."