oh, okay!
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
Gross.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
"plus, ribs are delicious"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
This stuff all reminds me of the Mormon-penned manuals for teen girls my mom would buy me, except without tips on French braids and testimonies.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh i'm sure tips about French braids and testimonies are in there if you search long enough
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
To Be A LadyNo. 081
You deserve the best in life,So if the time isn't right then move on.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh man this stuff sucks so bad
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
I hate gender roles
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
To Be A LadyNo. 145
If you're wearing pants,You are wearing pants
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
to be a lady "When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
"...I promise"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
To Be A LadyNo. 107
Keep your public hair trimmed.Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
no hairpanties
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
To Be A LadyNo. 305
When performing fellatioDon't neglect the testicles!
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
To Be A LadyNo. 037
If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
O_O
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
Rule of a Gentleman No. 173Like it was your last meal.
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"
― creme de cassie (donna rouge), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is not a famous person but it's a fucking world-class fall - love the way one actress can't un-shake herself but the lead just heads right back into the scene
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
wrong thread, but still lol
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
massive lol, that is one of my favorite falls of all time
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
also homegirl is ACTING, she is incorporating that fall into her character and showing concern that her deaf and blind ward just faceplanted hardcore
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
maybe she did it on purpose to make the point taht the character is blind
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
Was there not a gentlemen in the theatre who could have made his way on to the stage to give her a rub?
― NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.brotipshq.com/
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
i have no words
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
751!!
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
uhhhh has dude ever put on a condom before?
― cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
― markers, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
these seem more like 'jokes bruv' whether dumb or not
― lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah these are just bad jokes & dont seem partic serious in terms of gender role policing
― lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg lol
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
alpha fish, bro
yea i see that but it's interesting to me at least because by the very fact of presenting this particular species of masculinity is instructive -- it's just focused on male gender performance in relation to other males and not towards women
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
Bitches are just a distraction, bro.
― mh, Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
that doesn't even make sense
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
you better work!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
rule 218 is fucking creepy
― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah it makes it sound like girls as a breed are serial killers
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
it is very impressive of them, i think, to isolate the one dream of a girl.
― d(▽＿▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
and to discover that it is dressing up in your flayed skin just to feel close to you. ♡
seems more like 'give her an old tshirt. bitches love that shit and you need new tshirts anyway'
― goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
who are these fools?!
its like congrats, you have discovered the niche of menswear tumblr bloggers and know how to publish your thoughts on the prestigious internets, stop writing rules & being so narrow minded about gender
maybe these presumptuous rule writing young people should ENLIST IN THE MARINES
― daria, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink