itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

I guess but still.

also

I appreciated the girltip about menstrual blood because I have been letting it run down my legs and pool into my socks and never understood why people avoided me for five days each month.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, June 9, 2011 12:11 PM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol <3

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 03:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

- I usually hold the door for people out of politeness, not out of any 'hay look I'm a lady and I'm holding the door for dudez'...but over time I've sort of learned that especially with older, like 60+ fellas, it's like some genetic chivalric duty and they wither to dust if they are denied (or they get really mad)...but I'm not above having a door opened for me either. It's not like I'll refuse. But if my male friends try to be all, "no you go first" when I hold the door I get bolshy and yell at them til they go through the door. Because it's fun.

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 June 2011 03:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Holding-doors-open-for-bitches-cause-your-a-classy-cunt/151250144944959

― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

A man is a person. "Woman" is a breed.

couldn't help notice that the titles of the gentlemen / lady rule blogs subtly echo this ^^

The Rules of A Gentleman (singular) vs. The Rules of Ladies (plural)

(sure ok it's probably a url availability thing but it's cultural implications did not escape my hypervigilant eye, no sir)

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

even more:

http://tobealady.tumblr.com

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp lol i just tried to post that one

is this a fucking koan?

― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

"if you are outside the house, you are not in the house"

― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahaha

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh whoops i just i didn't have that one, heh

― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait, waht

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

If you can see the back of your bra, you're a good enough contortionist for a Russian circus.

― Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

er, "i guess i didn't have that one" i mean

anyway, am i being a little bit unfair in wondering why this one:

is... brown?

― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

okay lol

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

piper-laurie-with-knife.jpg

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^^

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Guess I have to stop wearing that T-shirt where I cut out two squares int the front on "casual day" eh.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh, okay!

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Gross.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

"plus, ribs are delicious"

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

This stuff all reminds me of the Mormon-penned manuals for teen girls my mom would buy me, except without tips on French braids and testimonies.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh i'm sure tips about French braids and testimonies are in there if you search long enough

― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

To Be A Lady
No. 081

You deserve the best in life,
So if the time isn't right then move on.

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh man this stuff sucks so bad

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hate gender roles

― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

To Be A Lady
No. 145

If you're wearing pants,
You are wearing pants

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

to be a lady
"When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "

― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

"...I promise"

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

To Be A Lady
No. 107

Keep your public hair trimmed.
Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

no hairpanties

― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

To Be A Lady
No. 305

When performing fellatio
Don't neglect the testicles!

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

To Be A Lady
No. 037

If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,
Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

O_O

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

Rule of a Gentleman No. 173
Like it was your last meal.

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"

― creme de cassie (donna rouge), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is not a famous person but it's a fucking world-class fall - love the way one actress can't un-shake herself but the lead just heads right back into the scene

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

wrong thread, but still lol

― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

massive lol, that is one of my favorite falls of all time

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

also homegirl is ACTING, she is incorporating that fall into her character and showing concern that her deaf and blind ward just faceplanted hardcore

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

maybe she did it on purpose to make the point taht the character is blind

― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Was there not a gentlemen in the theatre who could have made his way on to the stage to give her a rub?

― NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.brotipshq.com/

ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have no words

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

751!!

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

uhhhh has dude ever put on a condom before?

― cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink