itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

someone should do a parody of one of these that describes the series of chemical reactions started off by the sry gene in the y chromosome

rulesofasevenweekoldembroyo.tumblr.com/

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i hate this awful person, btw.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llee4ffcZ01qj29d6o1_500.jpg

fucking weird

I like to imagine that same guy standing over his cowering gal shouting "GIGGLE FOR ME! ONLY FOR ME!"

that one just reminds me of the weezer song

rivers cuomo is not a dude whose attitudes toward women one would want to emulate

he seems to have some ideas about people with southeast asian heritage iirc

heh - both of the last two posts def true based on things I've heard from someone who was on tour with him

I don't know if touring musician-time is something I would fully judge someone on.

Fucked up life.

I guess but still.

also

I appreciated the girltip about menstrual blood because I have been letting it run down my legs and pool into my socks and never understood why people avoided me for five days each month.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, June 9, 2011 12:11 PM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol <3

- I usually hold the door for people out of politeness, not out of any 'hay look I'm a lady and I'm holding the door for dudez'...but over time I've sort of learned that especially with older, like 60+ fellas, it's like some genetic chivalric duty and they wither to dust if they are denied (or they get really mad)...but I'm not above having a door opened for me either. It's not like I'll refuse. But if my male friends try to be all, "no you go first" when I hold the door I get bolshy and yell at them til they go through the door. Because it's fun.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Holding-doors-open-for-bitches-cause-your-a-classy-cunt/151250144944959

A man is a person. "Woman" is a breed.

couldn't help notice that the titles of the gentlemen / lady rule blogs subtly echo this ^^

The Rules of A Gentleman (singular) vs. The Rules of Ladies (plural)

(sure ok it's probably a url availability thing but it's cultural implications did not escape my hypervigilant eye, no sir)

even more:

http://tobealady.tumblr.com

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmh2qCyvI1qivqa1o1_500.png

xp lol i just tried to post that one

is this a fucking koan?

"if you are outside the house, you are not in the house"

hahaha

oh whoops i just i didn't have that one, heh

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4cuwAhFO1qivqa1o1_500.png

wait, waht

If you can see the back of your bra, you're a good enough contortionist for a Russian circus.

er, "i guess i didn't have that one" i mean

anyway, am i being a little bit unfair in wondering why this one:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llq8nkBYu11qivqa1o1_500.png

is... brown?

okay lol

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_1280.png

piper-laurie-with-knife.jpg

^^^
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_500.png

Guess I have to stop wearing that T-shirt where I cut out two squares int the front on "casual day" eh.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liug2oywc91qivqa1o1_r1_500.jpg

oh, okay!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmgur7Egn1qivqa1o1_r1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1307804899&Signature=A5FSjPGCT3oUCgNftvf%2FoqG1k10%3D

Gross.

"plus, ribs are delicious"

This stuff all reminds me of the Mormon-penned manuals for teen girls my mom would buy me, except without tips on French braids and testimonies.

oh i'm sure tips about French braids and testimonies are in there if you search long enough

To Be A Lady
No. 081

You deserve the best in life,
So if the time isn't right then move on.

oh man this stuff sucks so bad

I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid

I hate gender roles

To Be A Lady
No. 145

If you're wearing pants,
You are wearing pants

to be a lady
"When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "

"...I promise"

I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"

To Be A Lady
No. 107

Keep your public hair trimmed.
Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.

no hairpanties

To Be A Lady
No. 305

When performing fellatio
Don't neglect the testicles!

To Be A Lady
No. 037

If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,
Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.

O_O

lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"

Rule of a Gentleman No. 173
Like it was your last meal.

lol

hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"