Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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elevators was my #1.

'i got 5 on it' is one of the best beats ever

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

30. The Beastie Boys - So What'cha Want [9 votes, 251 points, 1992]

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WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

for Americans

I love "I Got 5 On It" but I like "Why You Treat Me So Bad?" much much more

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

wait waht, that just registered

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

I Got 5 On It all-time classic

So Whatcha Want um... less so

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

The Luniz had personalized versions of 5 On It to give local radio stations up and down the bay area with shout-outs at the end. They shouted out my home city (Salinas) and that was a BIG deal around there. I remember hearing about 40 different remixes over the next year after it dropped too.

Not sure how anyone could not like that song.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

29. Afrika Bambaataa - Planet Rock [8 votes, 253 points, 1982]

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WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

wau surprised that isn't top 20

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

but then again the worst "credible" Beasties single hit 30 so

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

I guess 28 and 27 should be switched as although they tied, 28 got more first place votes. That was how I c&p my excel list to Spottie though. Either way... it's going to make this thread go fucking nuts.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

Some serious beastie boys fanboys on ilx.

lebroner (D-40), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

....

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

somebody call flopson

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

i was just driving in the crazy heat an hour ago and "Summertime" came on the radio and totally made my day and i was like damn this BETTER be on the list so it was cool to come home and see it right where it should be

51 Cent (some dude), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah flopson should be here for it. and whiney. def. whiney. y'all ready?

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #27) 28. Yung Humma ft. Flynt Flossy - Lemme Smang It [6 votes, 3 first place votes, 256 points, 2010]

http://i54.tinypic.com/jkbsqd.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

i'm generally kind of indifferent to the Beasties but i voted for "So What'cha Want," that beat goes hard

51 Cent (some dude), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

I LIKE TO MIX IT UP / I LIKE TO DO STUFF

J0rdan S., Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

rofl

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

SMASH IT AND BANG

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm def into Turquoise Jeep now where I wasn't six months ago, so not bothered at all this is here. Maybe a little too high on an ALL TIME poll? Sure.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

smang it was quite obv my #1 & im prepared to make an argument for it being the best rap song of all time

J0rdan S., Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

excellent trolling to J0rdan and the other 2 ppl who ranked this as the greatest rap track of all time

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

getting mad at comedy votes nagl

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

"smang it was quite obv my #1 & im prepared to make an argument for it being the best rap song video of all time"

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol as i said in the other threads i never got jordans votes, meaning this could have been tied w/ #17

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

nothing will ever top Space Jam sdtk winning the louis jagoff 90s poll but that comes close

51 Cent (some dude), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

What?? Never got jordans votes? This is a miscarriage of justice

lebroner (D-40), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #28) 27. Public Enemy - Welcome To The Terrordome [8 votes, 1 first place vote, 256 points, 1990]

http://i54.tinypic.com/zjhxk6.jpg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

i've just checked again and yeah, never got them. and i know i mentioned it on the voting thread.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

WTF is going to be in the Top 10 if not this lot???

Xpost - lolololol high fives all round for Smang It.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

OH WELL

J0rdan S., Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

"getting mad at comedy votes nagl"

No one is mad, my "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" was a replication of his opening hum, just to clarify.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

My fav non nation of millions PE

pandemic, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Smang It is like an In Living Color skit or something

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

Yes! I wasn't sure Terrordome would place after the two other ones today. Well done, 7 other people.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

I'm still hoping for a damon wayons "mr. Uglyman" placing

lebroner (D-40), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not mad at "Lemme Smang It" either, that placing is hilarious

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

"getting mad at comedy votes nagl"

No one is mad, my "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" was a replication of his opening hum, just to clarify.

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, June 9, 2011 1:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah my comment was a total non sequitur general observation so we cool

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

I guess 28 and 27 should be switched as although they tied, 28 got more first place votes.

You got it right, actually. Number of ballots is the first tiebreak, first place votes is the second.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

last for today

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

(esp lol is "Lemme Smang It" tying "Welcome to the Terrordome", someone plz mashup)

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just mad cuz the world moved on and left bobby jimmy and the rappin' duke behind

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

Poor Heavy D and the Boyz, never had a chance.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit TOO LOW

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

too much PE on this list imo

I'm guessing G Rap's "Road to the Riches" won't place on this then?

The Brainwasher, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link


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