Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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54. Clipse - Grindin' [8 votes, 189 points, 2004]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laOZ7HPu9yU

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

the dream trks are up on his webpage Sam.

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

I love the beat to "Grindin'". I don't even have the full track in my music library, just the instrumental.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah also wth at that webpage. these are kinda shitty so im gonna rock grindin to get me going again

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

huh never heard this OC track before - good stuff

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

"grindin" is still the shit -- such a sick beat, I remember kids in high school pounding that out incessantly

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

53. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel [7 votes, 190 points, 1981]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXNzMVLqIHg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

i remember locking and unlocking the automatic locks on my car in time to the beat (xpost)

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

hey spottie my email is working again btw if you are still thinking of doing graphics for the top 50

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yes! Love Wheels of Steel.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

Along with spoken word vocals from the movie Flash Gordon, some of the primary records utilized to create the mix included:

* Chic - "Good Times"
* Blondie - "Rapture"
* Queen - "Another One Bites the Dust"
* Sugarhill Gang - "8th Wonder"
* The Furious Five - "Birthday Party"
* Spoonie Gee - "Monster Jam"
* Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band - "Apache"
* Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - "Freedom"
* Sugarhill Gang - "Rapper’s Delight"
* The Hellers - "Life Story"

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

indisputable classic, was in my top 10 iirc

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

Cool, I webmailed you last night. Im working on the top 50, will deliver before tomorrow. xp hoy hoy

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

I did the one track per artist thing, so as much as I've loved lots of today's picks, the Grandmaster is the first of mine to show up in this portion of the countdown.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

I had The Message as well, which is entirely different artists strictly speaking.

PG Harpy (Doran), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #51) 52. Missy Elliott - Work It [6 votes, 191 points, 2002]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODX_pYpVxk

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

Tune.

PG Harpy (Doran), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

the wiki for under construction is surprisingly shitty. wish it had a 33 1/3 or someone wrote a book about records made of ridiculous amounts of samples

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

YES! Wasn't sure this would make it.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

more "Flashing Lights"-level new jack challops imo

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

hope it's not the highest missy, but dope obv

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

here's a challop: "Gossip Folks" > "Work It"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

Under Construction is far and away my favorite Missy album and I was bummed it didn't place in the albums poll

man she just disappeared didn't she

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol I don't think anything will be as ridiculous as "flashing lights" placing

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

xp: well IMO it's not so much that she disappeared as much as ppl don't care as much about her shit these days (plus presumably she has a bunch of production $$$ and therefore doesn't need to spend as much time recording her own shit)

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

here's a challop: "Gossip Folks" > "Work It"

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 3:41 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

total cosign

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Under Construction is my favorite too. Was likewise bummed.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol I don't think anything will be as ridiculous as "flashing lights" placing

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 20:41 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just remember you said this fyi

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

missy #18 on my ballot, such a fun + funny song

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

ok the last for today

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

She's been working on Block Party since 2007, and it's turning into Chinese Democracy. A couple songs have been let out during the process, but then she keeps going back in to do more.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

i would love Missy to come back in a big way but honestly that would probably only happen if she did something really bland and trendy or reverse swagger jacked Nicki

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

here's a challop: "Gossip Folks" > "Work It"

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 3:41 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

total cosign

― Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude),

yep.

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #52) 51. Slick Rick - Children's Story [7 votes, 191 points, 1988]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjNTu8jdukA

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Missy's album's not on the shelf because she's a reticent perfectionist, it's because she can't get a release date without a hit single

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol never seen that vid before, looks crazy.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

^^^this

and the longer she waits, the less likely it is to come out at all

xp

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

hheeeeeeere we go

Rick is the greatest

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

lol at missy not having a hit single. missy is 96% hit singles, 2% hanging out with shitty no name female singers 2% hanging out with name female singers

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

also Cookbook was 2005. It's been SIX YEARS

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

england's finest

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

I think he was referring to the fact that the couple tracks she's dribbled out since '05 were not huge hits...?

xp

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Children's Story has so much bounce to it.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

yeah...if "Ching-A-LLing" or "Best Best" or blah blah was as big as "Work It" that album would've been out a long time ago.

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

it was a long time before I noticed that RZA nicked the Children's Story bassline for Ghost's Daytona 500

xp

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Children's Story is so damn good. Happy to see other's love it too.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

would have voted "Children's Story"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

Recap

100. Big L - Put It On [4 votes, 125 points, 1994]
98. Boogie Down Productions - The Bridge Is Over [5 votes, 125 points, 1986]
98. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo [5 votes, 125 points, 1995]
97. Public Enemy - Night of the Living Baseheads [3 votes, 126 points, 1988]
96. Fat Lip - What's Up Fat Lip [5 votes, 126 points, 2000]
95. OutKast – Spottieottiedopalicious [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 127 points, 1998]
94. T.I. - Rubberband Man [5 votes, 128 points, 2003]
93. Skee-Lo - I Wish [6 votes, 128 points, 1995]
92. EPMD - Strictly Business [4 votes, 133 points, 1988]
91. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - Tha Crossroads [5 votes, 1 #1 vote, 134 points, 1995]
90. EPMD - You Gots To Chill [4 votes, 139 points, 1988]
89. Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean [5 votes, 140 points, 1993]
88. De La Soul - Eye Know [5 votes, 142 points, 1989]
87. Ludacris - Southern Hospitality [6 votes, 143 points, 2000]
86. Smoothe da Hustler ft. Trigger tha Gambler - Broken Language [4 votes, 146 points, 1996]
85. Nas - The World Is Yours [5 votes, 146 points, 1994]
84. Naughty by Nature – O.P.P. [8 votes, 150 points, 1991]
83. Heltah Skeltah ft. OGC - Lefleuf Leflah Eskoshka [4 votes, 151 points, 1995]
82. The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 151 points, 1979]
81. Ice Cube - When Will They Shoot? [4 votes, 153 points, 1992]
80. Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel - White Lines (Don't Don't Do It) [6 votes, 153 points, 1983]
79. Jay-Z ft. U.G.K. – Big Pimpin' [5 votes, 154 points, 1999]
78. The Notorious B.I.G. - Party and Bullshit [5 votes, 156 points, 1993]
77. Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E. [6 votes, 156 points, 1999]
76. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya [8 votes, 158 points, 1995]

75. Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew - The Show [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 168 points, 1985]
74. The Coup – Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Grenada Last Night [5 votes, 168 points, 1998]
73. LL Cool J - Rock the Bells [6 votes, 172 points, 1985]
72. The Notorious B.I.G. - Gimme The Loot [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 173 points, 1994]
71. The Crooklyn Dodgers - The Return of the Crooklyn Dodgers [5 votes, 1 #1 vote, 174 points, 1995]
70. Eric B & Rakim - Paid In Full [6 votes, 174 points, 1987]
69. RUN DMC - Rock Box [5 votes, 175 points, 1984]
68. Wu-Tang Clan ft. Isaac Hayes - I Can't Go to Sleep [6 votes, 176 points, 2000]
67. Public Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause [6 votes, 1 #1vote, 176 points, 1987]
66. Jay-Z - 99 Problems [7 votes, 176 points, 2004]
64. The Notorious B.I.G. – Hypnotize [6 votes, 180 points, 1997]
64. RUN DMC - Peter Piper [6 votes, 180 points, 1986]
63. Kanye West - Gold Digger [6 votes, 182 points, 2005]
62. Kanye West - Flashing Lights [7 votes, 183 points, 2007]
61. De La Soul - The Magic Number [5 votes, 1 #1 vote, 184 points, 1989]
60. Juvenile - Ha [6 votes, 185 points, 1999]
59. N.W.A - Express Yourself [5 votes, 186 points, 1988]
57. OutKast - Bombs Over Baghdad [6 votes, 186 points, 1999]
57. Eric B & Rakim - I Know You Got Soul [6 votes, 186 points, 1987]
56. A Tribe Called Quest - Can I Kick It? [7 votes, 186 points, 1990]
55. O.C. – Time's Up [6 votes, 188 points, 1994]
54. Clipse - Grindin' [8 votes, 189 points, 2004]
53. Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five - The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel [7 votes, 190 points, 1981]
52. Missy Elliott - Work It [6 votes, 191 points, 2002]
51. Slick Rick - Children's Story [7 votes, 191 points, 1988]

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

awesome run today. I voted for "The Show," "Rock The Bells," "Rebel," "Ha," I Know You Got Soul" and "Children's Story"

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

Also doesn't seem like missy is all that committed to her career -- can't even remember the last time I saw her (vh1 honors?) let alone to promote new music

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link


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