Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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shit meant RZA not rae

i make this mistake constantly

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glad it's not top 20

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

btw can I just say KUDOS for this thread title

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

BOO 99 PROBLEMS

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

I'd forgotten that Rubin makes a cameo in the 99 Problems video. lol

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

smh that better not be the highest jigga

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

next one is going to get a whole fucking load of TOO LOWs. Get 'em ready.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

Challop (?): In 1984, 99 Problems would've been a rap song but in 2004 it was a pop song. Maybe. I don't know. I didn't think about this very long before posting it.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

nice little rock-rap run

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Was "99 Problems" a big pop hit or something? It only seems to have this weird cult around it on the internet tbh

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

can I just say how happy it makes me that the first post in the thread is in my top 10

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

prefer this version tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQk0GkzePE0

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #68 and #67) 66. Public Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause [6 votes, 1 first place vote, 176 points, 1987]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0b0jIaCEHU

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

I MEAN WTF HOW ISN'T THAT TOP FIVE?

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

like I don't remember "99 Problems" being so ubiquitous when The Black Album dropped, it was all about "Dirt On Your Shoulder"

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

best black album mashup was "99 problems" with "99 luft balloons." i grew much more accustomed to it than the original.

99 problems was huge over here, so maybe blame britishers. but jay's hardest breaks have always been big here (can i get a >>> hard knock life for example) and add in the dizzee jack, it was bound to happen

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

Just Chuck's voice with his "YES" to start, and more fucking sirens. God I love that album.

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just glad "rebel" placed, I kinda feel like that one gets lost in the shuffle of all the great stuff they did at the time

when that thing hit in summer of '87 it was another oh wow game has changed moment, today's results are memory lane up in here

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #64) 65. The Notorious B.I.G. – Hypnotize [6 votes, 180 points, 1997]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytH5R4EG-Hw

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

i definitely heard a couple rap stations blasting "99 Problems" the weekend the album dropped. but yeah the stature it has compared to Jay's other singles among critics etc. is ridic.

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

"rebel" was #3 on my ballot

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

my turn for challops: "Hypnotize" is my least favorite Biggie single

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

Hating on run dmc is corny

lebroner (D-40), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

99 problems is corny

lebroner (D-40), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

hypnotize is probably my favorite big single after maybe "one more chance" remix

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

i also feel that way about hypnotize

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

Hypnotize is dope but "least favorite biggie single" is like ultimate narc of small diffs right?

lebroner (D-40), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

"99 problems" is not even in the top 99 jigga songs

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

"Poppa been smooth since days of Underroos" makes me smile ALWAYS

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

mtv sort of tried to turn the vid for 99 problems into a controversy thing by having serious-face kurt loder introduce it as being controversial

didn't work/was not controversial

I had no idea 'I Can't Go To Sleep' was a single. I like it better as part of the album I think, it's a bit too emotional to stand on its own. Payoff is still killer though.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I love that they had the brass balls to release it as a single tho

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think alive-biggie ever put out anything that wasn't 100% perfect ('miss u' maybe) so yeah its a case of arguing over some petty difference shit.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

Hypnotize is dope but "least favorite biggie single" is like ultimate narc of small diffs right?

― lebroner (D-40), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 1:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

not really a correct usage of the term -- but yeah saying it's the weakest of like half a dozen classic songs is not a strong diss

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #65) 64. Run DMC - Peter Piper 6 votes, 180 points, 1986]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLWznkxEEN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfY5s8SXcg0

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

really anyone can use that track on 2 turntables and sound dope, its the turntablist canon track

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

Peter Piper's beat is A+++

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

damn wish i voted for that

Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

^

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

better track than "rock box" tbrr but I went with groundbreaking and/or sentimentality in that case take yr pick

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

and I really tried to hew to a one track per artist rule except in the most specialest of cases

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

63. Kanye West - Gold Digger [6 votes, 182 points, 2005]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

great track but I just can't bring myself to vote for that guy

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

amazing list so far. not a single dud

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

I would vote for his "george bush doesn't care about black ppl" line tho

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

^^^otm

I didn't vote for any Kanye tracks gimme a fucking break and no way is Golddigger better than anything Run DMC did

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

er... really?

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

also happy birthday Kanye

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Never cared for Hypnotize either. Love that Wu/Isaac Hayes joint. Run DMC singles are class. Gold Digger is ok, Drive Slow is my Kanye jam tho.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link


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