itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

There is no sex
in the champagne room.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkt814GFPw1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg

hmmm

men like football, women enjoy shopping

a man is a man, a woman is a woman

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Maintain your mystery; never agree to see them again.

If you love him, tell him. Chances are, the Mayans were right all along.

THE
No. 318
RULE OF A PROLETARIAN

When you seize the means of production,
don't forget to be amazing.

Maintain your mystery, that balaclava really suits you

tracer <3333333333333333333333333

Rule Of A Lady #425:

Shame sluts
whenever possible.

Can't wait for some of these to turn up on dayo's zenlike koans thread.

Rule Of A Gentlemen #425:

Never call a lady slut.
Even when you think she is.

The No. 232 Rule Of A Lady
Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.

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http://i55.tinypic.com/k20dg4.jpg

A good master never beats his slave
Even if he deserves it

ugh judging by this thread the lady one is way worse

^^^^^

i'd say you're otm, but, you're a woman

lol

wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:33 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

xp and lol again

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj675WtCw1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg

strong Whose Line Is It Anyway vibe from this one

I misread "crown" as "clown"

okay this has to be a joke.

invisible crown is the only one that has made me lol, though

wait you mean you don't already do that?

Wondering how many of the guy ones were actually written by a woman and vice-versa.

"submitted by [random punter]" on most of the laydeeez ones, betraying the lack of bespoke attention to detail and high quality control as found on the gents blog.

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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llht3w8xz21qj29d6o1_500.jpg

This sounds like the advice of Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

boobs or butts doesn't matter

it's a puzzle

bums don't matter

hips don't lie

that's definitely the most mysterious imo

194 - I feel like there's some positive in that one though.

boobs or butts; doesn't matter

The No. 159 Rule of a Gentleman

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

need a gif generator stat

boobs or butts don't matter
anyone can see
boobs or butts don't matter...
to meee....

yeah with the semi-colon i guess it could be read as advising men to be equal-opportunity oglers.

advice that was sorely needed

These need t-shirts!

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I said if you're thinkin' of being my baby
It doesn't matter if you're boobs or butt
oww!

ha

poll:

boobs
butts
doesn't mattter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyLQ1muosqQ

How To Hail A Taxi Cab Like A Man via art or manliness

how does this relate to 'being a man' at all, please someone tell me

ugh i dunno, i know it may be tiresome to call bullshit on this gender stuff ad nauseam but it bothers me that "competence at any task whatsoever" is somehow constructed as a "masculine" trait. really?

yeah, also, all those directions are completely obvious. i don't mean to be a jerk but how long does it take to figure out the off-duty cab thing? i guess i hail a cab like a man.