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no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here

jesus

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

like i don't even comprehend why these rules are gendered at all. most of the actual not-crazy advice on these can apply to anybody regardless of gender, and the ones that explicitly comment on gender are usually 100% fucked up.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

seriously expecting one of these lady rules to prohibit all excretory bodily functions

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

If you don't obey
conventional wisdom,
she'll never forgive you.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

There is no sex
in the champagne room.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

hmmm

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

men like football, women enjoy shopping

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

a man is a man, a woman is a woman

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

Maintain your mystery; never agree to see them again.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

If you love him, tell him. Chances are, the Mayans were right all along.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

THE
No. 318
RULE OF A PROLETARIAN

When you seize the means of production,
don't forget to be amazing.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

Maintain your mystery, that balaclava really suits you

NickB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

tracer <3333333333333333333333333

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

Rule Of A Lady #425:

Shame sluts
whenever possible.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

Can't wait for some of these to turn up on dayo's zenlike koans thread.

Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

Rule Of A Gentlemen #425:

Never call a lady slut.
Even when you think she is.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

The No. 232 Rule Of A Lady
Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

A good master never beats his slave
Even if he deserves it

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

ugh judging by this thread the lady one is way worse

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^^^

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'd say you're otm, but, you're a woman

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:33 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

xp and lol again

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

strong Whose Line Is It Anyway vibe from this one

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

I misread "crown" as "clown"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

okay this has to be a joke.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

invisible crown is the only one that has made me lol, though

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

wait you mean you don't already do that?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

Wondering how many of the guy ones were actually written by a woman and vice-versa.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

"submitted by [random punter]" on most of the laydeeez ones, betraying the lack of bespoke attention to detail and high quality control as found on the gents blog.

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

This sounds like the advice of Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

EDB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

boobs or butts doesn't matter

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

it's a puzzle

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

bums don't matter

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

hips don't lie

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's definitely the most mysterious imo

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

194 - I feel like there's some positive in that one though.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

boobs or butts; doesn't matter

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

The No. 159 Rule of a Gentleman

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

need a gif generator stat

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

boobs or butts don't matter
anyone can see
boobs or butts don't matter...
to meee....

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah with the semi-colon i guess it could be read as advising men to be equal-opportunity oglers.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

advice that was sorely needed

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

These need t-shirts!

27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

I said if you're thinkin' of being my baby
It doesn't matter if you're boobs or butt
oww!

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

ha

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (3 years ago) Permalink


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