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ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

She should have three things from you. A pretty shirt, a sweaty animal, and a stuffed ring.

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

a wet t-shirt, sweaty balls and a cock ring.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

a knife, a gun, and a horse

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

truth bomb finally

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

lovely poetic ring to this one

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

the people submitting these are a trip

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goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

Do the gents and ladies sets match up? Does #81 for the guys say "You gots to get out there with a metal detector and find that treasure yourself. Idiot."?

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

if she can do the first part and survive at all i'll be impressed

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Jesus Christ.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

think it was woody allen who once quipped "when going out with a man it is important to ensure mutual respect between both parties. after a number of years of seeing each other this will generally lead to a better and healthier relationship."

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

girls are s0 cRaZy

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

"if you can taste blood, you're doing it wrong"

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

setting the bar high

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

this one is just like a snippet of a banal conversation.

really want to mock up some like "if you are at the supermarket, can you buy me some scallions"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

My girlfriend is a member of a book club where they only read these terrible self-help dating advice books that read like they hail from a time before feminism. I should post a few choice quotes when I remember.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

OMG the lady ones are so much worse.

Mad that I have some actual work I need to be doing right now.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

i.e. ignore the other 100 rules that encourage you to pattern your life choices around the happiness titillation of men

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah almost certainly. there's no real history in human culture of "unwanted love" or not even a proper way of describing it...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

"happiness and titillation" I mean - xpost)

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

can decide which one is behind this


no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

can't

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here

jesus

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

like i don't even comprehend why these rules are gendered at all. most of the actual not-crazy advice on these can apply to anybody regardless of gender, and the ones that explicitly comment on gender are usually 100% fucked up.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

seriously expecting one of these lady rules to prohibit all excretory bodily functions

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

If you don't obey
conventional wisdom,
she'll never forgive you.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

There is no sex
in the champagne room.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

hmmm

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

men like football, women enjoy shopping

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

a man is a man, a woman is a woman

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

Maintain your mystery; never agree to see them again.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

If you love him, tell him. Chances are, the Mayans were right all along.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

THE
No. 318
RULE OF A PROLETARIAN

When you seize the means of production,
don't forget to be amazing.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

Maintain your mystery, that balaclava really suits you

NickB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

tracer <3333333333333333333333333

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

Rule Of A Lady #425:

Shame sluts
whenever possible.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

Can't wait for some of these to turn up on dayo's zenlike koans thread.

Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

Rule Of A Gentlemen #425:

Never call a lady slut.
Even when you think she is.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

The No. 232 Rule Of A Lady
Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

A good master never beats his slave
Even if he deserves it

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

ugh judging by this thread the lady one is way worse

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^^^

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'd say you're otm, but, you're a woman

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (3 years ago) Permalink


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