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^^^ like my wife

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

otm that cold sore won't heal itself!

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

OMG

I died.

was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

no to chivalry means yes to chivalry

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too

gosh that's a long word

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

hey honey aren't your boobs sore.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

uh

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg that rule for a lady

I don't have any interest in defending this shit beyond pointing and laughing at the ones that are actually ridiculous

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

doing our part for gender hegemony, one tumblr post at a time

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

The origin of Paul McCartney's 'Frog Chorus' explained...

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

where's the lady blog? gonna fwd it to a select bunch

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

what grown woman has a stuffed animal.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://therulesofladies.tumblr.com/

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

She should have three things from you. A pretty shirt, a sweaty animal, and a stuffed ring.

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

a wet t-shirt, sweaty balls and a cock ring.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

a knife, a gun, and a horse

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

truth bomb finally

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

lovely poetic ring to this one

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

the people submitting these are a trip

http://hesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/
http://shesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

Do the gents and ladies sets match up? Does #81 for the guys say "You gots to get out there with a metal detector and find that treasure yourself. Idiot."?

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

if she can do the first part and survive at all i'll be impressed

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Jesus Christ.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

think it was woody allen who once quipped "when going out with a man it is important to ensure mutual respect between both parties. after a number of years of seeing each other this will generally lead to a better and healthier relationship."

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

girls are s0 cRaZy

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

"if you can taste blood, you're doing it wrong"

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

setting the bar high

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

this one is just like a snippet of a banal conversation.

really want to mock up some like "if you are at the supermarket, can you buy me some scallions"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

My girlfriend is a member of a book club where they only read these terrible self-help dating advice books that read like they hail from a time before feminism. I should post a few choice quotes when I remember.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

OMG the lady ones are so much worse.

Mad that I have some actual work I need to be doing right now.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

i.e. ignore the other 100 rules that encourage you to pattern your life choices around the happiness titillation of men

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah almost certainly. there's no real history in human culture of "unwanted love" or not even a proper way of describing it...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

"happiness and titillation" I mean - xpost)

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

can decide which one is behind this


no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

can't

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here

jesus

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

like i don't even comprehend why these rules are gendered at all. most of the actual not-crazy advice on these can apply to anybody regardless of gender, and the ones that explicitly comment on gender are usually 100% fucked up.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

seriously expecting one of these lady rules to prohibit all excretory bodily functions

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

If you don't obey
conventional wisdom,
she'll never forgive you.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

There is no sex
in the champagne room.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

hmmm

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

men like football, women enjoy shopping

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

a man is a man, a woman is a woman

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (2 years ago) Permalink


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