itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

^^^ like my wife

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otm that cold sore won't heal itself!

OMG

I died.

was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...

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no to chivalry means yes to chivalry

hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too

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gosh that's a long word

Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?

Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.

hey honey aren't your boobs sore.

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uh

ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it

omg that rule for a lady

I don't have any interest in defending this shit beyond pointing and laughing at the ones that are actually ridiculous

doing our part for gender hegemony, one tumblr post at a time

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

The origin of Paul McCartney's 'Frog Chorus' explained...

where's the lady blog? gonna fwd it to a select bunch

what grown woman has a stuffed animal.

http://therulesofladies.tumblr.com/

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wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

She should have three things from you. A pretty shirt, a sweaty animal, and a stuffed ring.

a wet t-shirt, sweaty balls and a cock ring.

a knife, a gun, and a horse

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truth bomb finally

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lovely poetic ring to this one

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the people submitting these are a trip

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Do the gents and ladies sets match up? Does #81 for the guys say "You gots to get out there with a metal detector and find that treasure yourself. Idiot."?

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if she can do the first part and survive at all i'll be impressed

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Jesus Christ.

think it was woody allen who once quipped "when going out with a man it is important to ensure mutual respect between both parties. after a number of years of seeing each other this will generally lead to a better and healthier relationship."

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girls are s0 cRaZy

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"if you can taste blood, you're doing it wrong"

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setting the bar high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8

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this one is just like a snippet of a banal conversation.

really want to mock up some like "if you are at the supermarket, can you buy me some scallions"

My girlfriend is a member of a book club where they only read these terrible self-help dating advice books that read like they hail from a time before feminism. I should post a few choice quotes when I remember.

OMG the lady ones are so much worse.

Mad that I have some actual work I need to be doing right now.

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i.e. ignore the other 100 rules that encourage you to pattern your life choices around the happiness titillation of men

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yeah almost certainly. there's no real history in human culture of "unwanted love" or not even a proper way of describing it...

"happiness and titillation" I mean - xpost)

can decide which one is behind this

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can't

ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here

jesus

like i don't even comprehend why these rules are gendered at all. most of the actual not-crazy advice on these can apply to anybody regardless of gender, and the ones that explicitly comment on gender are usually 100% fucked up.

seriously expecting one of these lady rules to prohibit all excretory bodily functions

If you don't obey
conventional wisdom,
she'll never forgive you.

There is no sex
in the champagne room.

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hmmm

men like football, women enjoy shopping

a man is a man, a woman is a woman

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