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are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

a couple but not many

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

ahahahahahahahahaha

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"

thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

grammer, yes

thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between

http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/

&

http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/

For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently

For all we know!

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

OMG

I died.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^ like my wife

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

otm that cold sore won't heal itself!

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

OMG

I died.

was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

no to chivalry means yes to chivalry

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too

gosh that's a long word

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey honey aren't your boobs sore.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

uh

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

omg that rule for a lady

I don't have any interest in defending this shit beyond pointing and laughing at the ones that are actually ridiculous

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

doing our part for gender hegemony, one tumblr post at a time

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

The origin of Paul McCartney's 'Frog Chorus' explained...

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

where's the lady blog? gonna fwd it to a select bunch

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

what grown woman has a stuffed animal.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://therulesofladies.tumblr.com/

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

She should have three things from you. A pretty shirt, a sweaty animal, and a stuffed ring.

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

a wet t-shirt, sweaty balls and a cock ring.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

a knife, a gun, and a horse

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

truth bomb finally

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

lovely poetic ring to this one

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

the people submitting these are a trip

http://hesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/
http://shesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

Do the gents and ladies sets match up? Does #81 for the guys say "You gots to get out there with a metal detector and find that treasure yourself. Idiot."?

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

if she can do the first part and survive at all i'll be impressed

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Jesus Christ.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

think it was woody allen who once quipped "when going out with a man it is important to ensure mutual respect between both parties. after a number of years of seeing each other this will generally lead to a better and healthier relationship."

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

girls are s0 cRaZy

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

"if you can taste blood, you're doing it wrong"

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

setting the bar high

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

this one is just like a snippet of a banal conversation.

really want to mock up some like "if you are at the supermarket, can you buy me some scallions"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

My girlfriend is a member of a book club where they only read these terrible self-help dating advice books that read like they hail from a time before feminism. I should post a few choice quotes when I remember.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

OMG the lady ones are so much worse.

Mad that I have some actual work I need to be doing right now.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

i.e. ignore the other 100 rules that encourage you to pattern your life choices around the happiness titillation of men

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah almost certainly. there's no real history in human culture of "unwanted love" or not even a proper way of describing it...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

"happiness and titillation" I mean - xpost)

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:46 (3 years ago) Permalink


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