itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

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"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"

"SHUT UP DARLING!"

i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

braggin'

― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

CLUNGE!?

ewwwwww

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Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.

x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.

Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?

If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.

haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk7100rtQJ1qj29d6o1_500.jpg

Str8 rapey this one.

http://beerinnprint.co.uk/images/products/large/1711.gif

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submitted by Garu G

This must be a guerilla viral for the new Inbetweeners series, surely?

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my mind is blown dude. rewriting the rulebook!

#34 is "it's about the personality"

haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean

well obv that is ridiculous and not necessarily true, but that's not really the important part of the advice, which is "don't be a dick to her"

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html

are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?

a couple but not many

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She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.

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ahahahahahahahahaha

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKi6V6qCBk

the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"

grammer, yes

we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between

http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/

&

http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/

For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently

For all we know!

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

OMG

I died.

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

^^^ like my wife

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otm that cold sore won't heal itself!

OMG

I died.

was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...

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no to chivalry means yes to chivalry

hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too

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gosh that's a long word

Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?

Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.

hey honey aren't your boobs sore.

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uh

ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it

omg that rule for a lady

I don't have any interest in defending this shit beyond pointing and laughing at the ones that are actually ridiculous

doing our part for gender hegemony, one tumblr post at a time

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

The origin of Paul McCartney's 'Frog Chorus' explained...

where's the lady blog? gonna fwd it to a select bunch

what grown woman has a stuffed animal.

http://therulesofladies.tumblr.com/

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wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

She should have three things from you. A pretty shirt, a sweaty animal, and a stuffed ring.

a wet t-shirt, sweaty balls and a cock ring.

a knife, a gun, and a horse

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truth bomb finally