― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
Advice from a jaded bitter dude there.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
I think Noel G and Scholesy need to submit a few entries.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
finally the way my ex used to bite her lip during non-commital discussions of the future explained
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
!!!!!
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
braggin'
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
#74 actually works, btw
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
let's face it
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
Go on. Be that guy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (2 years ago) Permalink
author obv think all women are incapable of recognising good music from bad
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (2 years ago) Permalink
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh I would love to see someone terrible at music try #134 on ANY of my musical friends
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
if you imagine these as written by a paedophile many make a more sinister form of sense.
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"
"SHUT UP DARLING!"
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
LOL
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
CLUNGE!?
ewwwwww
Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?
If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
Str8 rapey this one.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
submitted by Garu G
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
This must be a guerilla viral for the new Inbetweeners series, surely?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
my mind is blown dude. rewriting the rulebook!
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
#34 is "it's about the personality"
well obv that is ridiculous and not necessarily true, but that's not really the important part of the advice, which is "don't be a dick to her"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
a couple but not many
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
ahahahahahahahahaha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
78 is strange
"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"
hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:25 (2 years ago) Permalink
the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (2 years ago) Permalink
grammer, yes
we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between
http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/
&
http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/
For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently
For all we know!
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
OMG
I died.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
^^^ like my wife
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
otm that cold sore won't heal itself!
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
no to chivalry means yes to chivalry
hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too
gosh that's a long word
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?
That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
hey honey aren't your boobs sore.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (2 years ago) Permalink
oh dude you need to do that.
they need some tom of finland
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
haha
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:52 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
plz can anyone tell me how to enhance my manhood to look like this cartoon hercules' dong, help??? mods???
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
why is every pinning Dyson vacuums- OHHHHHHHHHHH
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
mantaresting
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
djp i think the preferred term is 'nailing' as in 'why is everyone nailing dyson vacuums'
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:00 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
post some body queen pics and reaaaaally confuse them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:01 (3 weeks ago) Permalink