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That last one Local Garda posted is so so creepy.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

no. 200: "let her know there's a private world that you and her share that is chock-full of acrimony and bitterness"

djp i really don't have a problem with promoting courtesy, respect, civility, discretion, & other 'gentlemanly' virtues, whatever, but a lot of this 'advice' is just weighed down with so much gender insecurity and total cluelessness.

All I'm saying is that the tone you were seeing in the initial ones you posted seemed like they were reaching for the worst possible interpretation; out of context from some of the later ones, I don't think they are terrible pieces of advice, but taken as a whole I totally agree with you.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Advice from a jaded bitter dude there.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think Noel G and Scholesy need to submit a few entries.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

finally the way my ex used to bite her lip during non-commital discussions of the future explained

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

!!!!!

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

braggin'

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

#74 actually works, btw

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

let's face it

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Go on. Be that guy.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

author obv think all women are incapable of recognising good music from bad

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahahahahahahahahaha oh I would love to see someone terrible at music try #134 on ANY of my musical friends

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

if you imagine these as written by a paedophile many make a more sinister form of sense.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"

"SHUT UP DARLING!"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

braggin'

― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

CLUNGE!?

ewwwwww

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.

27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Str8 rapey this one.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

submitted by Garu G

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

This must be a guerilla viral for the new Inbetweeners series, surely?

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

my mind is blown dude. rewriting the rulebook!

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

#34 is "it's about the personality"

haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean

well obv that is ridiculous and not necessarily true, but that's not really the important part of the advice, which is "don't be a dick to her"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

a couple but not many

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

ahahahahahahahahaha

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"

thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

grammer, yes

thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between

http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/

&

http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/

For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently

For all we know!

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

OMG

I died.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^^ like my wife

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm that cold sore won't heal itself!

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

OMG

I died.

was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

no to chivalry means yes to chivalry

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too

gosh that's a long word

ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

a lack of periods announces that person is a dude, or pregnant, menopausal or otherwise none of yr business.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:57 (3 days ago) Permalink

'my prose style is damp and full of tangled metaphors. aren't exclamation points just terrible?'

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:01 (3 days ago) Permalink

men, tell me about these baubles on yr clothing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:04 (3 days ago) Permalink

What if you didn’t wear your skull-and-crossbones tie clip? Does the whole thing look wrong?

caek, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:37 (3 days ago) Permalink

well yeah, jeez dude

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:38 (3 days ago) Permalink

I had an entire slate of withering skull-and-crossbones tie clip jokes lined up but then I remembered that I own TWO Glee Club ties

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:44 (3 days ago) Permalink

well i think he's implying that a skull-and-crossbones tie clip would be the absolute height of gaucherie

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:47 (3 days ago) Permalink

he obviously hasn't seen my skull and crossbones suspenders

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:48 (3 days ago) Permalink

ironically, i can instantly tell if my gf is pissed at me when she starts putting periods at the end of her txts

sigourney wiener (diamonddave85), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:00 (3 days ago) Permalink

I hardly ever see men wearing baubles, unfortunately.

emilys., Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:33 (Yesterday) Permalink


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