wasn't this a rick astley b-side??
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:10 (2 years ago) Permalink
IDIOT. ARE YOU GETTING THIS, IDIOT? OMG WHAT AN IDIOT.
lol xp
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:10 (2 years ago) Permalink
Elmo that's why I think that the author is being facetious. It's just too ridiculous.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
if this is a joke it's actually hilarious
but it isn't a joke.
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
That last one Local Garda posted is so so creepy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
no. 200: "let her know there's a private world that you and her share that is chock-full of acrimony and bitterness"
djp i really don't have a problem with promoting courtesy, respect, civility, discretion, & other 'gentlemanly' virtues, whatever, but a lot of this 'advice' is just weighed down with so much gender insecurity and total cluelessness.
All I'm saying is that the tone you were seeing in the initial ones you posted seemed like they were reaching for the worst possible interpretation; out of context from some of the later ones, I don't think they are terrible pieces of advice, but taken as a whole I totally agree with you.
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
Advice from a jaded bitter dude there.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
I think Noel G and Scholesy need to submit a few entries.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
finally the way my ex used to bite her lip during non-commital discussions of the future explained
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
!!!!!
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
braggin'
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
#74 actually works, btw
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
let's face it
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
Go on. Be that guy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (2 years ago) Permalink
author obv think all women are incapable of recognising good music from bad
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (2 years ago) Permalink
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh I would love to see someone terrible at music try #134 on ANY of my musical friends
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
if you imagine these as written by a paedophile many make a more sinister form of sense.
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"
"SHUT UP DARLING!"
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
LOL
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
CLUNGE!?
ewwwwww
Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?
If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
Str8 rapey this one.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
submitted by Garu G
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
This must be a guerilla viral for the new Inbetweeners series, surely?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
my mind is blown dude. rewriting the rulebook!
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
#34 is "it's about the personality"
well obv that is ridiculous and not necessarily true, but that's not really the important part of the advice, which is "don't be a dick to her"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
a couple but not many
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
ahahahahahahahahaha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
78 is strange
"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"
hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:25 (2 years ago) Permalink
the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (2 years ago) Permalink
grammer, yes
we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between
http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/
&
http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/
For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently
For all we know!
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
OMG
I died.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
^^^ like my wife
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
"Who put these needlepoint designs on my page?" *BOOM* "RAWR"
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:28 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
haha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:29 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
also this for you mantaneering board
http://thesweethome.com/
― caek, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
― ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:08 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
could we all get manteresting accounts and troll their user base by posting girly things?
― ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:09 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
i have a stash of vintage men's 'physique' magazines i could scan, maybe their users would be manspired to reach their fitness goals by the smooth muscular buttocks pictured therein
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:13 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
i 100% encourage you to do this
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
oh dude you need to do that.
they need some tom of finland
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:52 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
plz can anyone tell me how to enhance my manhood to look like this cartoon hercules' dong, help??? mods???
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
why is every pinning Dyson vacuums- OHHHHHHHHHHH
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
mantaresting
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
djp i think the preferred term is 'nailing' as in 'why is everyone nailing dyson vacuums'
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:00 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
post some body queen pics and reaaaaally confuse them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:01 (3 weeks ago) Permalink