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Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

okay I really thought this was all massive overreaction until those last two

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^ Clearly whoever wrote this has never been in a black taxi in London.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

15,000 comments underneath that one.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Art Of Manliness is aight when the topics are practical things like how to trim your mustache or how to make jerky or how to tie a tie; obnoxious when it editorializes about the pussification of the American male. overall it comes across as the Boy Scout handbook for self-conscious men's rights activists who wish they'd been born in 1880.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

ALWAYS SAVE SOME TURKEY FOR HER

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

these have to be some sort of joke right, love?

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think that 175 can work for some guys. Depends on how it's said and by whom imo. The suggestion that it'll make "her melt everytime" is lol though. The rest of these are just ridiculous.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

not sure "apathy" is the right word.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

-xpost-

Well, that's how they come across to me (as a joek). Not looked at the blog.

Although I do remember that guy chatting up girls in the bakery…

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

what if you like girls that swear??

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost "I should really be writing you passive-aggressive emails right now, but pffff...."

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

first rule of fight club is never talk about fight club

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

out of context, a lot of these read as practical advice for the parents of 3-year-old girls.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah I think this all has to be a not very funny joke.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol bedtime story

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

djp i really don't have a problem with promoting courtesy, respect, civility, discretion, & other 'gentlemanly' virtues, whatever, but a lot of this 'advice' is just weighed down with so much gender insecurity and total cluelessness.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

strangely hurt and jilted tone to this one.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

No.200 - now I know this is a joke. "I love how he only fights with me when nobody's watching. It makes me feel special".

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

wasn't this a rick astley b-side??

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

IDIOT. ARE YOU GETTING THIS, IDIOT? OMG WHAT AN IDIOT.

lol xp

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Elmo that's why I think that the author is being facetious. It's just too ridiculous.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

if this is a joke it's actually hilarious

but it isn't a joke.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

That last one Local Garda posted is so so creepy.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

no. 200: "let her know there's a private world that you and her share that is chock-full of acrimony and bitterness"

djp i really don't have a problem with promoting courtesy, respect, civility, discretion, & other 'gentlemanly' virtues, whatever, but a lot of this 'advice' is just weighed down with so much gender insecurity and total cluelessness.

All I'm saying is that the tone you were seeing in the initial ones you posted seemed like they were reaching for the worst possible interpretation; out of context from some of the later ones, I don't think they are terrible pieces of advice, but taken as a whole I totally agree with you.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Advice from a jaded bitter dude there.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think Noel G and Scholesy need to submit a few entries.

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

finally the way my ex used to bite her lip during non-commital discussions of the future explained

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

!!!!!

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

braggin'

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

#74 actually works, btw

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

let's face it

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Go on. Be that guy.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

author obv think all women are incapable of recognising good music from bad

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahahahahahahahahahaha oh I would love to see someone terrible at music try #134 on ANY of my musical friends

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

if you imagine these as written by a paedophile many make a more sinister form of sense.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"

"SHUT UP DARLING!"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

braggin'

― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

CLUNGE!?

ewwwwww

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.

27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

misteransting

Treeship, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i don't understand how an adult man could spend the amount of time required to research and write an article like that before killing himself

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

he has a good support network.

Treeship, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

he did kill himself :(

sword of (seandalai), Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:46 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i am so manterested in this phenomenon of men being stupidly and fearfully avoidant of anything gender neutral and needing the permission and assurance of masculine signifiers in order to enjoy anything

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

fwiw i thought reddit was the male pinterest but whatev

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

help i am a man who doesn't know how to post pictures on the internet

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

what's the female creepshots tho?

goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i can't be surprised about men creating exclusionary spaces in order to indulge freely in manly things, i'm just surprised about self-insulated and apparently fearful this is. unless i'm wildly misunderstanding how pinterest works, the content you view is largely self-determined. is the pinterest brand SO female-aligned that men think that every post is cupcake recipes and window treatments and nail art?

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Pinterest, which is valued at $2.5 billion, recently raised $200 million in funding and lists among its backers venture capital firms FirstMark Capital, Valiant Capital Management, and Andreessen Horowitz. (Bloomberg LP, which owns Bloomberg Businessweek, is an investor in Andreessen Horowitz.)

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

2.5 times the value of Tumblr seems about right.

sword of (seandalai), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I would have to hide 80%+ of the people I know on Pinterest for it to not primarily show wedding and child stuff.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 May 2013 14:11 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i've seen some pretty butch pinterest boards

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i am going to make a male-oriented pinterest competitor, it will be nothing but inspirational tim allen quotes, will ferrell movie screencaps, rage comics, and pictures of gas grills from home depot

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

you will need to throw in the occasional bikini model

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

also lots of pictures of motorcycles and guns

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:25 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

(honestly you could make a male pinterest with any content you wanted as long as there were periodic explosions)

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

sadly that statement also applies to me :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

explosions are cool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"Who put these needlepoint designs on my page?" *BOOM* "RAWR"

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

also this for you mantaneering board

http://thesweethome.com/

caek, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

could we all get manteresting accounts and troll their user base by posting girly things?

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i have a stash of vintage men's 'physique' magazines i could scan, maybe their users would be manspired to reach their fitness goals by the smooth muscular buttocks pictured therein

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:13 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i 100% encourage you to do this

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

oh dude you need to do that.

they need some tom of finland

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:34 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

haha

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

plz can anyone tell me how to enhance my manhood to look like this cartoon hercules' dong, help??? mods???

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:53 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

why is every pinning Dyson vacuums- OHHHHHHHHHHH

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:55 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


mantaresting

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

djp i think the preferred term is 'nailing' as in 'why is everyone nailing dyson vacuums'

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:00 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

post some body queen pics and reaaaaally confuse them

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:01 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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