Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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***boom boom***

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #80) 81. Ice Cube - When Will They Shoot? [4 votes, 153 points, 1992]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1lUhfsdeyo

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

'Broken Language' turning up was wonderful for me. Until then it had been a bunch of tracks I loved and was happy to hear again pleased that they placed and then along came something that was new to me and i was like "damn". It is so so good!

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

So bad ass.

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Cube's the first one that has me saying, "Too Low! Too Low!"

Great song.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

badass even

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

Well, Leflaur and Broken Language are both fucking great it seems.

Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

lol wtf is that comp

most lol moment is when Too $hort decides to switch "I Need a Freak" to "I Need a Bitch". altho the Wu-Tang and Cypress Hill versions on there are also both awesome

xp

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

^^^never gets old

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

best song ever

flopson, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

it turns out that you can hear the next song an infinite amount of times without getting bored of it. :)

also :D love that cube meme

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #81) 80. Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel - White Lines (Don't Don't Do It) [6 votes, 153 points, 1983]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ChjLMbXVrU

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

FREE BASE!

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

It's only proper to big up Liquid Liquid right here.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

okay that is way too fucking low

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Yay for Heltah Skeltah! With that song and album, I've always loved how it's impossible pigeonhole them. They're too hardcore to be backpackers, but also too ironic and self-conscious to be gangsta rappers; it's just a constant flow of all sorts of subjects and signifiers with no discrimination. Such an idiosyncratic, fully-fleshed, well-delivered debut.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Please at the equality with which 80s and 90s is being repped for so far (sorry 00s!).

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

Please(d)

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

Tuomas otm.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

the next record is another with one of my favourite videos of all time. and the second verse is *PERFECT*

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

79. Jay-Z ft. U.G.K. – Big Pimpin’ [5 votes, 154 points, 1999]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty undeniable.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

also if i ever meet timbo i think i will drop at his feet waynes world style for his breaks, incl. big pimpin, on s. carter

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

next track is the definition of ***TOO FUCKING LOW***

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #77) 78. The Notorious B.I.G. - Party and Bullshit [5 votes, 156 points, 1993]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA4DG804VuI

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

dope!

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Made my top ten

Number None, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

So hard to pick a Big track, I went with Everyday Struggle, but I'm sure that wont place.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #78) 77. Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E. [6 votes, 156 points, 1999]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG_qcud1ShM

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

Sick run

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

gotta turn this beyonce off for a second and listen to this lol.. one of my fave songs ever

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I love big pimpin so fucking much. I prob undervoted it. Could still rap that whole thing.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

2001 > Chronic: challops I can get behind

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

76. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya [8 votes, 158 points, 1995]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITLNzPoEqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5gIBdfIQI

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

This is, like, legitimately great so far. Even the novelty songs are fairly undeniable.

Should I be waiting for the other shoe to drop?

Parenthetical Grillz, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

2nd is the classic remix w/ mc eiht and e40 if you've never heard it

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

This recap may reflect the poll differently in a couple spots because I applied trad ILM poll tiebreakers.

100. Big L - Put It On [4 votes, 125 points, 1994]
98. Boogie Down Productions - The Bridge Is Over [5 votes, 125 points, 1986]
98. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo [5 votes, 125 points, 1995]
97. Public Enemy - Night of the Living Baseheads [3 votes, 126 points, 1988]
96. Fat Lip - What's Up Fat Lip [5 votes, 126 points, 2000]
95. OutKast – Spottieottiedopalicious [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 127 points, 1998]
94. T.I. - Rubberband Man [5 votes, 128 points, 2003]
93. Skee-Lo - I Wish [6 votes, 128 points, 1995]
92. EPMD - Strictly Business [4 votes, 133 points, 1988]
91. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - Tha Crossroads [5 votes, 1 #1 vote, 134 points, 1995]
90. EPMD - You Gots To Chill [4 votes, 139 points, 1988]
89. Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean [5 votes, 140 points, 1993]
88. De La Soul - Eye Know [5 votes, 142 points, 1989]
87. Ludacris - Southern Hospitality [6 votes, 143 points, 2000]
86. Smoothe da Hustler ft. Trigger tha Gambler - Broken Language [4 votes, 146 points, 1996]
85. Nas - The World Is Yours [5 votes, 146 points, 1994]
84. Naughty by Nature – O.P.P. [8 votes, 150 points, 1991]
83. Heltah Skeltah ft. OGC - Lefleuf Leflah Eskoshka [4 votes, 151 points, 1995]
82. The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 151 points, 1979]
81. Ice Cube - When Will They Shoot? [4 votes, 153 points, 1992]
80. Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel - White Lines (Don't Don't Do It) [6 votes, 153 points, 1983]
79. Jay-Z ft. U.G.K. – Big Pimpin’ [5 votes, 154 points, 1999]
78. The Notorious B.I.G. - Party and Bullshit [5 votes, 156 points, 1993]
77. Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E. [6 votes, 156 points, 1999]
76. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya [8 votes, 158 points, 1995]

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Definitely think Chronic vs. 2001 is a closer call than most would admit.

Parenthetical Grillz, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

loving the list so far even though only one song i've voted for has showed up -- guess i predicted the top 49

Shippie_Ipley_Dope (some dude), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

that is it for today. thx to grillz, johnny and spottie, and of course everyone for voting.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

these are 25 great songs, even the one I think is overrated is great

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

I'm 3/100 so far. Expected such.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Three of mine have showed up - World Is Yours, Rapper's Delight, White Lines. I should've voted for Still Dre too. A lot of the others I don't actually know - Crossroads and SpottieOttie... my favourites so far.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Eye Know, I Wish and Shimmy Shimmy Ya are my three so far. Can't believe I didn't vote for O.P.P. (especially after seeing some of the lesser-liked stuff I actually included on my ballot).

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

lol I didn't vote in this either

definitely would have voted for these:

97. Public Enemy - Night of the Living Baseheads [3 votes, 126 points, 1988]
89. Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean [5 votes, 140 points, 1993]
84. Naughty by Nature – O.P.P. [8 votes, 150 points, 1991]
81. Ice Cube - When Will They Shoot? [4 votes, 153 points, 1992]

might have voted for these:

93. Skee-Lo - I Wish [6 votes, 128 points, 1995]
87. Ludacris - Southern Hospitality [6 votes, 143 points, 2000]
82. The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 151 points, 1979]
80. Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel - White Lines (Don't Don't Do It) [6 votes, 153 points, 1983]
76. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya [8 votes, 158 points, 1995]

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

I've only got three so far as well, but my albums ballot was so thoroughly intertwined w/ what placed that I would prefer a surprising and random list of things I could just have easily voted for b/c they are great fucking tracks - so far, that seems to be the case.

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

"O.P.P." is the one i voted for. i don't remember making a deliberate decision not to vote for "Rapper's Delight," definitely would've included it if i'd thought to.

Shippie_Ipley_Dope (some dude), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

Voted Come Clean, Spottieottiedopalicious, and What's Up Fatlip?

Not mad at anything so far, really. Love a lot of it, esp When Will They Shoot, Broken Language and Eye Know. Heltah Skeltah's the only thing I haven't heard, and it sounds good (though if it's in there over I Got Cha Opin or Who Got Da Props I will be ril ril mad.)

Parenthetical Grillz, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link


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