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nanny software? they aren't even nasty.

I'm truly sorry for all your job issues. Those are a huge suck. Everyone in my family is currently looking for work but me. Meanwhile I have enough for two people.

Feeling a bit crap today and am not wanting it. Nor all the self-analyzation that goes along with feeling crap. fuck it.

lol, this thread:

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oopsy, meant this one:

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I am getting a haircut when I get home, then I may decamp to the pub for a bit. And maybe a bit more.

Jesus, employment fun for everyone. I hope you all end up in jobs that have the workload of mine combined with the perks of Mister M's. It is what people deserve.

Tonight I will be finishing the work I didn't do this week, and also watching Californication and 30Rock. I also intend to finish reading HMS Surprise for the second time. I think it is my favourite of the Aubrey Maturin books.

employment fun for everyone IN THE BIG YELLOW TEAPOT

Feeling a bit crap today and am not wanting it. Nor all the self-analyzation that goes along with feeling crap. fuck it.

Ms. M, did you go to work today? I thought you were going to stay home. Bless, poor sickness.

i have to ring a number of people with bad news about their housing situations before five, then I'm going to go home and try not to be an official nasty person for the weekend. this will involve two-person bathing and lie-ins with books on both days, all going well.

But let's not turn this thread into the Watercooler.

Let's not...

I am going to see Ratatouille, take SO out to dinner and have a quiet night. Work = hell at the moment so just want to spend weekend forgetting it really.

Watercooler appears to be dead now anyway, what a shame...

Let's not...

Hey! We can do whatever we like!

Also I am going to the theatre twice on Sunday. With my MA! So there.

Wipe that smirk off your face, ailsa.

That's a nice thing to do with your Management Accountant.

Ms. M, did you go to work today? I thought you were going to stay home. Bless, poor sickness.

Oh I am at home. with a *ton* of work to do and a kitten that won't stop running around like a freak, gnawing on me with her needle teeth.

Yeah I'm just feeling ill, physically and mentally, and could pin it on a number of reasons: medicine, weeks of unrelenting workload, and the second anniversary of my grandmother's death. *sigh* But it doesn't really matter. Feeling crap is feeling crap and I need to get over it.

Watercooler appears to be dead now anyway, what a shame...

-- ailsa, Friday, 12 October 2007 14:20 (Friday, 12 October 2007 14:20)

Sarcasm?

Hey! We can do whatever we like!

True...

Hang in there Ms M! Hopefully good times will start again asap.

That's a nice thing to do with your Management Accountant.

????

I am playing snooker and getting drunked. Tomorrow I have a wee birthday party thing for my 1 year old niece - hopefully with some time out to watch Scotland.

OMG talking TV I meant to mention: I watched Question Time last night then cba with Andrew Neil so I had a wee flick around the channels and Ch5 totally had close up shots FROM THE INSIDE OF A VAGINA of a penis moving in and out. This was apparently "sex education". They even had internal cum shot. "Later in the series we will be exploring other positions" zomgzomg

In the pub last night we mentioned 30 Rock and someone just announced deadpan in the middle of the free for all:

"next week... 29 rocks"

and I found this so funny that I actually cried and got a tummy pain.

ANYWAY I don't like the look of Ratty Tooey - I mean, it's a RAT, in the KITCHEN, I can't get over that!

xpost OMG ONIMO WTF!!!!

Found it: "A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex"

I'm fairly sure there will be torrents around for those in need of a wank education.

MA = Management Accountant (amongst other acronyms)

Hey! We can do whatever we like!

THIS ISN'T JORDAN

I have seen a similar documentary. They claimed it was the first time they filmed orgasms inside. When they woman the uterine contractions dipped in her cervix into the pool of semen there. Biological cause to get your lady off second!

Sorry? Blame catholic upbringing but I didn't understand.

get your lady off second

Or again...

Or again...

Onimo showing off stud credentials...

mean, it's a RAT, in the KITCHEN, I can't get over that!

Oh noes, you have made UB40 get in my head. I should rectify that with some Red Red Wine, ahem.

Haha Onimo goes for the votewinner with teh ladeez there :-) xpost

"Oh yeah it's nothing. Once, twice, simple as blinking. You want a challenge? 15. 15. That's it right there, do that and you could be me. Onimo. The champ of cervical cramp."

It made a case for missionary being the best position for conception with gravity and cervixes (sp?) and pools of semen but by then I was wishing I'd watched Michael Portillo flirting with Dianne Abbot (words I thought I'd never say/type).

Pervert.

Has the watercooler died? Why's that? (Seriously, not meanly.)

*sigh* But it doesn't really matter. Feeling crap is feeling crap and I need to get over it.

If it is useful to wallow for a day, then you should do that. You can pick yourself up tomorrow.

Kate isn't around, so it's just Kerr talking to himself. Don't know where the rest of them have gone.

xpost

wallowing is usually less than useful for me. It becomes like a tar pit.

Besides I seriously have a lot of work to do. Two sites that have finally been cleared for take off on Monday, a filthy kitchen, and some cats outside to wrangle medicine into.

Why am I still on ILx?

I think most convo threads on ILx find their eventual demise. *sniff*

Kate isn't around, so it's just Kerr talking to himself.

Aw, he misses her. Funny it always seemed like Kate talking to herself. I didn't really keep up with it though.

ugh this thread the past ten minutes ugh ugh

anyways, women are orgasming now? i thought this thread for for UK&Ire?

ugh this thread the past ten minutes ugh ugh

??

elaborate so we'll know better how to please you in the future.

anyways, women are orgasming now? i thought this thread for for UK&Ire?

Don't be listenin' darragh, 'tis their filty proddy forrun ways!

sorry ms, it's the genital stuff..

um, much longer than ten minutes ago, now that i check. i'm dipping in and out every half hour or so.

ha, maybe onimo can tell me whether that's the right technique or not!

Ho ho, dipping.

What the hell is wrong with you that you don't want to read about lovely, sticky pools of life-giving semen on your lunchbreak?

on my LUNCH?? oh sorry..

alright, now you've just made it ugh.

Someone give me the will to work which doesn't involve going somewhere for a latte.

Dude you can even contemplate drinking a latte after the conversation on this thread?? You're sick!!!

I bet no-one will be having tea tonight that features tzatziki! Or mayonnaise!! HAHAHAHA. MAN!

Actually I just checked the watercooler and last post was Forest Pines talking about railways. Kate hasn't posted for over a month, last seen heading to a JAMC concert.

SAM DO SOME WORK THEN YOU CAN REWARD YOURSELF WITH CAKE AND BEER WHEN YOU GET HOME :-)

Just checked the stats. I am now thoroughly depressed:

kv_nol 263
Ned Raggett 257

I weep for my lost productivity.

I bet no-one will be having tea tonight that features tzatziki! Or mayonnaise!! HAHAHAHA. MAN!

Hmm. Perhaps some salty gruel with extra gelatin.

Okay, this has reached a LEVEL. I am going back to work.

I am home, ailsa! (also it's not even 9. too early to be thinking about beer)

Sorry the semen wasn't really on my mind as much as the crippling lethargy and kitten jaws.

I forgot about time differences meant work hard and then you can relax into the weekend knowing you've done your work.

Did Kate leave ILX for good, or is she one some adventure?

xpost

I like to pretend you guys are serious partiers and out drinking and watching sports in the middle of the day. Don't ruin my image of you.

I weep for my lost productivity.

-- kv_nol, Friday, October 12, 2007 8:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Put down the internets and write a zine, you lazy bum!