CRIKEY! Death by stingray (Steve Irwin killed, RIP)

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Thanks Americans for telling us stupid colonial types who should and who should not be honoured with state funerals.

S- (sgh), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

And Americans aren't stupid colonial types? They're the stupidest colonial types!

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

T/S: convicts vs. religious wingnuts

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Although we're STILL full of religious wingnuts

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

As are we, including our very own Prime Minister. Although he is not as extreme as some of his ministers.

salexandra (salexander), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"The Diana Effect":

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/irwins-diana-effect/2006/09/07/1157222250371.html

Steve Irwin's shocking death has stirred up hysteria comparable to the aftermath of Princess Diana's demise almost a decade ago.

Although the unglamorous Irwin would probably have yelled "Crikey!" at any link with the woman dubbed in death as England's Rose, the response from the public worldwide has been remarkably similar.

Both died unexpectedly in freakish accidents that received saturation media coverage.

Like Diana's death, the assassination of John F Kennedy or the murder of John Lennon, people can remember where they were and what they were doing when they heard Irwin had died on Monday.

Websites have been overwhelmed by people wanting to pay tribute to the Crocodile Hunter, while newspapers have enjoyed a spike in sales due to the public interest.

After spending most of his life risking death from snakebite or wrestling with crocodiles, Steve Irwin's demise was due to a fatal stab wound from a stingray's barb.

Amazingly, there is footage of his dying moments with debate ongoing over whether the film should ever be shown.

The public reacted to Diana's death by swamping London's royal palaces with flowers and other tributes.

The Irwin-owned Australia Zoo, north of Brisbane, has become a mecca for thousands of fans who have turned the entrance of the wildlife park into a massive floral memorial.

Irwin's family has been inundated with messages of support from around the world, particularly America where his death has dominated the news due to his immense popularity there.

Cultural studies lecturer Dr Karen Brooks said even though there was nothing in common between Irwin and Princess Diana, the reaction to their deaths had strong parallels.

"In Britain, they're calling Steve's death our Diana," the University of the Sunshine Coast academic and media commentator said.

"There's a sense in which the outpouring of grief and the shock has been very similar."

The Irwin family seem nonplussed at all the fuss over Steve, a man described by his grieving father Bob as just an ordinary bloke.

The Irwins have already turned down an offer of a state funeral.

Diana, killed in a Paris road crash in 1997, was farewelled at a Westminster Abbey service which featured Elton John performing a Diana-ised version of Candle In The Wind.

There's been talk of a memorial service at Brisbane's Suncorp Stadium for Steve Irwin, but hopefully no bright spark will suggest enlisting Sir Elton to sing Crocodile Rock if that event goes ahead.

salexandra (salexander), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link

So he's, like, Australia's Rose.

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 7 September 2006 06:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course it's tragic that he met an untimely end, but I just can't
see how anyone could see that insane baby-dangling
picture and conclude he was merely "eccentric." He was sadly
unhinged.

so fucking otm.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the University of the Sunshine Coast

Now this is a USC I can accept.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"farewelled"

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks Americans for telling us stupid colonial types who should and who should not be honoured with state funerals.
-- S- (gen.nuisanc...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:44 PM. (sgh) (later)

which american said that?

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Warrior In the wind

Goodbye Australia's Noah
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the mate that placed himself
Where crocs were thought apart

You yelled out to our country
And you whispered to those animals in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the stars spell out your name

{Refrain}
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a warrior in the wind
Never fading with the sunset when the tide came in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along Australia’s dusty hills
Your Flame’s burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Manliness we've lost
These empty days without your smile
This torch we'll always carry
For our nation's reptile park child

And even though we cry “Crikey!
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years

{Refrain}

Goodbye Australia's Noah
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the Mate that placed Himself
Where animals were thought apart

Goodbye Australia's Noah
From a country lost without your soul
Who'll miss the wings of your conservation
More than you'll ever know

R.I.P Steve Irwin 1962-2006

pgrioden (exeguy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks Americans for telling us stupid colonial types who should and who should not be honoured with state funerals.

This is the funniest thing I've read on this thread since "ha bloddy ha"!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost That was actually quite nice.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i7.tinypic.com/2nsrg93.jpg

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

for shame, mr. borjangles, for shame.

Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

That's the first Steve Irwin-related photoshop that I've actually laughed at.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 7 September 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Australia was wiped out in a flood?

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 7 September 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yes. we now live under the sea, with no complications and friendly crustaceans

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 7 September 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greerbarbag7.jpg

pgrioden (exeguy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

pgrioden (exeguy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greerbarbag7.jpg

pgrioden (exeguy), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

the hell

ath (ath), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Australians have been urged to wear khaki on Friday.

(What'll they do when Barry Humphries dies? National dress like Dame Edna day?)

StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link

we wear Kharki all the time (downunder wear)So if it's for a good cause yeah why not, Something a eunuch like Germaine greer couldnt do.
As for Barry humphries death, a big piss up "Sir Les paterson day" should suffice....

pgrioden (exeguy), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish the Australian consultant who used to work at my company was still here so I could follow him around saying "I urge you to wear khaki!" all day.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

im wearing a plaid skirt :(

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I urge you to wear khaki!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

They should produce little khaki ribbons for people to wear on their lapels

One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

(I finally clicked ont hat BBC link and the headline makes it look like Australians are specifically being urged to wear Steve Irwin's old clothes, which is kind of creepy.)

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"This one's got a hole in it!"

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha, of course it's unlikely that Steve was diving wearing his safari suit, loveable eccentric tho he might have been

One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm afraid that true Aussie legend Peter Brock has passed on, who was dedicated to the conservation of the most worthy of all Australian animals, the Holden. Respect pls.

S- (sgh), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

BROCKY!! KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!!

This is easily the bigger national tragedy for Australia :-(

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I learn much:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Brock

Brock developed an interest in New Age-style spirituality through practitioner Eric Dowker. Brock began publicly supporting, and eventually began to fit to HDT specials, a device called the "Energy Polarizer", containing strong permanent magnets, which, it was claimed, improved the performance and handling of vehicles through "aligning the molecules". The overwhelming majority of the Australian motoring community regarded the device as pseudoscience.[1] Brock also recommended tyre pressures of 22psi (150kPa) for his polariser-equipped vehicles, a level which many regarded as near-dangerously low. Holden, fearing the consequences of being associated with the device, cut ties with Brock and set up an alternative racing/modification operation, Holden Special Vehicles.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The Polarizer was legendary! Sure, every "bloke" thought that Brocky was being a bit "poofy" with that thing...but personally, I'd sell my soul for a 1985 HDT Polarizer.

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I urge you to dress polarizedly, Esteban.

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh so thats it? Steve was trying to fit an energy polarizer to a stingray and Brocky was wrestling gum trees with a Daytona Coupe?

pgrioden (exeguy), Sunday, 10 September 2006 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Stingrays found dead, mutilated in Australia after "Crocodile Hunter" death

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - Up to 10 stingrays have been found dead and mutilated on Australia's eastern coast since "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin was killed by one of the animals last week, an official said Tuesday, prompting concerns of revenge attacks on the normally docile fish.

The popular television star was killed last week when a stingray barb pierced his chest as he filmed a TV show off Australia's Great Barrier Reef, prompting an outpouring of grief in Australia and among his fans worldwide.

The dead stingrays have been discovered on two beaches in Queensland state, including two that were found Tuesday with their tails lopped off, state fisheries department official Wayne Sumpton said.

Sumpton said fishermen who inadvertently catch the diamond-shaped rays sometimes cut off their tails to avoid being stung, but the practice was uncommon.

Michael Hornby, the executive director of Irwin's conservation group Wildlife Warriors, said he was concerned the rays were being hunted and killed in retaliation for the TV star's death.

"We just want to make it very clear that we will not accept and not stand for anyone who's taken a form of retribution. That's the last thing Steve would want," he said.

"I hope everyone understands we have to protect wildlife now more than ever. This is what Steve was all about."

Stingrays are usually shy, unobtrusive fish that rummage the sea bottom for food or burrow into the sand. When stepped on or otherwise frightened, a serrated spine up to 25 centimeters (10 inches) long in the animal's tail flares up.

The spines emit toxins that can kill many small creatures and that cause excruciating pain in humans. Few people die from the poison, but the spines can badly tear flesh and the wounds are prone to infections, including tetanus.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 07:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh you have to laugh, don't you!

Oh wait, message coming through from Steve Irwin, from beyond the grave:

"Mate! Don't do it! It was my fault, the ray didn't see me and thought I was a hostile interloper mate. Leave them! Let the Stingrays go, they are innocent. Mate... Mate... mate..."

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

You don't understand, this is a war against stingrayrorism.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The Daily Star is fake shocked this morning that 'thousands' of people are logging on to 'sick' sites to see Steve Irwins last minutes. And they've even got a still from it to prove just how sick they...er...other people...are.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Do they provide a URL so you can see for yourself just how sick it all is?

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link

No, but you can click to see "Bikini Babe's Winner - See the curvy beauty" - are they writing this stuff in Japanese and then having it translated?

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Funnily enough Irwins own site has a collection of photos of him bloodied but unbowed after a series of close calls, it's a titchy bit gory...
http://www.crocodilehunter.com.au/crocodile_hunter/about_steve_terri/index.html
His site doesn't seem to have been much altered since his demise, 'cept for a tribute page.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:53 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
So... are these the pictures then?

http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/homepage/steve-irwin-death-pictures.asp

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 14 October 2006 06:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So that link is a little NSFW.

Heh, and I'm not just talking about the guy getting stuck in the chest by a stingray.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 16 October 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

2/10

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 16 October 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

It is? My apologies, I didn't have too much trouble there (but then I have a popup killer and an adblocking hosts file).

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

man that's just some guy swimming with his shirt on

ath (ath), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:09 (seventeen years ago) link


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