WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol

☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

i posted some of the rape wedding pics to tumblr too and then PP said they came from a private msg board so i took em down

☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

I mean, I don't care really if those get out. I think del griffith even found the original page they came from.

Just don't want to be frog gigged by Google, that's all.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

gah wedding photography is the worst. the money you can wring out of people with some short DOF... ugh.

Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

the number of times friends have said to me after their wedding, "Our photographer was such an asshole... darn, we should've just given you all that money."

Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

"frog gigged"......?

☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 20:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

wacky

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

sigh

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

why would you throw good food

dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

hhahahahaha

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol

≝ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha, the hellokitty one is basically my little sister's dream-come-true wedding ceremony (she is 25 and engaged)

just1n3, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

a+ revive

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

we found love in a photoshop layer

sleepingbag, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT PHOTO, NOT YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!

pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

noodle vague?!

max, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

http://gawker.com/5940288/before-proposing-to-girlfriend-man-fakes-his-own-death-to-show-her-how-meaningless-life-would-be-without-him

A wealthy Russian businessman who wanted to propose to his girlfriend decided to test her love for him before popping the question — by faking his own death.

After working with a stuntman, a make-up artist, a screenwriter, and a directer to stage a phony car crash, 30-year-old Alexey Bykov of Omsk told Irina Kolokov to meet him at a certain place at a certain time so she could witness the accident.

"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."

With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.

"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without an attention seeking dickhead."

Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

Second word was all I needed to explain the rest of the article.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

what a creep

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

Holy fucking shite

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

repulsive

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

He should make an annual thing of it

would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 12:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

Too young an exposure to Harold & Maude messes people up.

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

he should have waited until after the funeral to make sure that she wouldn't move on within the next 5 years

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

"PS in case it's not clear I have have the means to make you a very happy woman for the rest of your life, or you could have an 'accident' right here right now"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Why did they have to bring the tree into this.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

wtf

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

got wood?

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

pplains, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

!

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

no way

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Surely that's a joke? Surely?

emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 01:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

That seems to lend credence to them realising it was funny straight away and posting it for lulz anyway.

emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh, and only a few of you may get why this is so funny.

pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

But.

pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's Nick Petrino, son of Bobby Petrino.

pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha this hasn't hit sports blogs yet...

salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh they've been tipped.

pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 19:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Pa and son, um, have similar tastes:

pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh this poor child

salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:02 (1 year ago) Permalink


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