POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

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well i didn't vote aladdin and probably wouldn't watch it now

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

i would've voted for alice had i not voted for the three caballeros! y'all are crazy.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 00:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

You should watch THIEF & THE COBBLER instead; that shit is acid trip fucked up nutso and Aladdin ripped off a lot of scenes from it. The film was 20 yrs in the making and eventually people from the studio went to Disney & just copied scenes movement for movement.

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Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

A similarities:

Except Jasmine precursor is called PRINCESS YUM-YUM!

Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

yeah I've heard about this movie and want to see it

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

It's also got OGRE NAZIS:

Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Movies I would vote for in a heartbeat before even considering "Alice In Wonderland":

The Jungle Book
Dumbo
Fantasia
Beauty and the Beast
Bambi
The Three Caballeros
Pinocchio
The Lion King
Aladdin
Lady and the Tramp
One Hundred and One Dalmatians
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Fox and the Hound
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Peter Pan
Mulan
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Rescuers
Sleeping Beauty
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective (+++++++++++)
Cinderella

HI DERE, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Dan 8080.

Srsly, people, what happened here?

Sara R-C, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

I saw The Black Cauldron and The Great Mouse Detective in the theater! Also a rerelease of Pinocchio and The Little Mermaid. I think that's it.

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

The only reason I didn't list "The Black Cauldron" is because I never saw it; I love the source material to bits, though.

HI DERE, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

i don't even remember liking alice in wonderland. but i loved basically all of the ones dan listed (except for mulan, hunchback, cinderella). i love the lloyd alexander book, but black cauldron didn't seem like that well put together (i read somewhere that the money ran out and the ending never got finished?)

p.s. i'd give up a whole hellova lot to have a voice like sterling holloway.

remy bean, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

but you did list black cauldron dan

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

Lloy Alexander BOOKS; that movie was all 5 of them stuck together.

"Mulan" and "Hunchback" I will go to bat for because I've seen them both recently; "Mulan" I like for illogical reasons (Xtina sang the big song from it and Ming-Na and Eddie Murphy are in it) and logical reasons (it's a bog-standard plot but reasonably well-executed and I cared about what happened as the movie went on) while "Hunchback I saw by accident after years of avoiding it because I was convinced it was a saccharine whitewash of the original story and in seeing the movie I was shocked and amazed that it actually was on the dark side in terms of what you expect from a Disney movie.

(xpost: hahaha oops, I have been drinking)

HI DERE, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm a little more surprised by jungle book than alice to be honest. and only grownups and asswipe kids who go to the next grade up for reading are into fantasia

A B C, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

lilo and stitch rules but mulan is the last disney i have sentimental childhood attachment to, despite being kiddy stuff somehow it remained a birthday sleepover staple well into middle school

A B C, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

jeez that Pinocchio re-release I was talking about was 1984, must've been one of the first movies I ever saw in the theater.

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

it actually was the first movie i saw; my dad wrote in his journal about it the night after he took me. he said i spent the next whole day telling lies, pressing on the end of my nose, and giggling.

remy bean, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

would have voted lion king

Just got offed, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

lion king had a really epic board game tiein

A B C, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

ok I'm pretty sure I saw Bambi in '82 but was too young to be traumatized by the mom death or know wtf was going on or give a shit about Bambi but I liked Thumper.

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

The board ate my post :(

Tape Store, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

Thumper is the only rabbit I know who transferred his lust from his dick to his foot.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'll write it again:

While you're all in hell for worshipping obese animals and listening to trippy Mad Hatter tales, I'll be in heaven sipping margaritas thanks to THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER.

Tape Store, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

If you guys haven't seen HUNCHBACK (and I doubt most of you have), you NEED to watch the creepiest song sequence in any animated feature or possibly any movie ever. Evil priest sings about how he must fuck a woman or she'll go to hell.

Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

I kind of had a crush on evil priest when I saw this movie at theater during age 12. ;_;

Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

That was the last Disney film I saw in the theatre...several parents walked out. True story: one old bag said to another, "These Disney people think they're David Lynch or something."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

HAHAHA that's awesome.

Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

I remembered the whole 'God have mercy on her...God have mercy on me' bit just before it came up! :D

Just got offed, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

yeah hunchback is sorta classic despite being a hot mess, i remember my parents were heckling it bc of happy ending and demi moore but i had a bunch of crude tracings of the gypsy jester guy in my shitty drawing notebook that summer

A B C, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

I had a crush on him, too.

Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

That religious rapeanger song shit is blood money diamonds gr8080. The rest of the movie doesn't really live up to it.

Holy crap Benji is TEARING SHIT UP on "So You Think You Can Dance," gotta go

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I remember when I was watching Hunchback, and that priest scene came, and I was like holy shit, am I still watching a Disney film?! But most of the movie was pretty uneven, and I never understood why, if the theme of the movie was that apperances don't matter, did Esmeralda choose the handsome prince anyway, and the Hunchback was left without any cookie? Either make it a tragedy like the original, or make him get the girl, but the ending we got was pretty half-assed.

Tuomas, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

4 years pass...

no Pete's Dragon, no credibility

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:52 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I WANT A PRINT OF THIS SO BAD!!!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Elliot really was the cutest.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pinocchio was robbed.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 12:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pete's Dragon deepened my fear of hillbillies.

the Dandy Club (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

AVOID AVOID AVOID

the Dandy Club (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol @ these results btw

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pete's Dragon is a bizarre, dark Disney whatthehellwereyouthinking movie. And yet I kinda like it.

Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

I was obsessed with Pete's Dragon as a kid. My favorite stuffed animal was a little Elliot pillow. I haven't seen it in years. The traveling magician (I think?) was way creepy and mickey rooney was such a drunk!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

And Shelley Winters as an abusive adoptive mom, and leering hillbillies, and Helen Reddy pining for her true love lost at sea.

Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, it was pretty bizarre. I was a weird kid though.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

I do a mean Elliot impression btw.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ha! My 3 year old was into it for awhile, but he started getting scared toward the end so I've put it away for a few years.

Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

I had the read-along record so I'm intimately familiar with this one.

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

The movie has fewer turn-the-page BEEPS.

the Dandy Club (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

two of Disney's most racist movies in the #2 spot

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

I dunno, the Jungle Book doesn't strike me as so bad...?

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wld rank Lady & the Tramp or Peter Pan ahead of it.

the Dandy Club (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

that sounds about right

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:04 (2 years ago) Permalink


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