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graph needs some units

ww2011 (tpp), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sorry that's as much as we can tell u.

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

Blocking re-tweets from certain users has immeasurably improved my twitter experience.

colby, Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

Why do the 'famous professional footballer' and his legal team think a US-based company with a US-based server has any obligation to comply with their wishes?

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

Surely his legal team are just doing to him what he was (allegedly) doing to that woman from Big Brother. I mean I presume they get paid whether or not this works or not?

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

I guess they make lots of money and if they happen to successfully overturn the US constitution that's kind of a bonus feather in their cap

MPx4A, Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

Blocking re-tweets from certain users has immeasurably improved my twitter experience.

― colby, Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:06 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This. I only allow retweets from about 10 people now. Also, removing 3/4 of the people I was following.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

Thankfully I now don't get terrible comedians cluttering it up.

colby, Sunday, 22 May 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13503847

Romford Spring (DG), Monday, 23 May 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

It says I'm following my usual peeps.. but my homepage says I'm following no one and is showing me zero tweets. I can only see my @replies tab. Anyone else have this problem?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://imgur.com/qVUn0

markers, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qVUn0.png

markers, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

guessing Fred's suggestion is a) hotdog water b) Axe or c) crotchsweat

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

D. CHOCOLATE STARFISH

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

any menfolk looking for scent should really check out Gucci Guilty Homme. smells sooooooooooooooo good (to me, a woman).

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

armani aqua di gio

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

i wear burberry weekend

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

FFM, I had the same problem but it's just come back!

▽_▽ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

issey miyake ftw

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

I shoulda checked back in; it came back for me about two hours later too.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

so i've decided to follow Patton Oswalt. guy tweets a lot.

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

yup

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

been trying twitter for the first time these last two weeks. i set it up to tweet the E3 convention last week. I've since realised that nobody can really see my tweets unless they are following me.

Thus my audience of 1 person was most certainly overloaded with my news of nintendo, sony and xbox and i suspect additionally irritated by my constant moaning about motion controllers and crap game sequels.
This i found both hilarious and sad at the same time.

following celebs I've yet to comprehend a use for. fun at first, but none of them have anything vastly exciting to tell us. Do people reply to them?

It's very useful for following news and community type functions, although still wading through who and what is out there.

your current status = eating fire (Ste), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

stupid display name. begone

Ste, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

But if you were tweeting the convention using a commonly used hashtag, then your audience would have been more than one; it's quite common for people to keep a hashtag stream open.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny and a little creepy how huge celebrities can have nothing to say but what they had for lunch, while has-beens might have interesting tweets. As I'm not into celebrity arcana I just avoid all of them unless it's some musician whose views I respect.

Deremiah Was a Bullfrog (u s steel), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

xp yes i started using hash tags half way through, having seen other e3 posters doing it. i had no idea what i was doing though.

Ste, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

At first I naively thought it would bring omgcelebrities closer to ~normal~ people but it's had the opposite effect. Even now it's creepy seeing one person following 23 people and being followed by 1.8m.

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Neko Case is a good re-tweeter
Errol Morris has taken to tweeting surprisingly strongly
Norm MacDonald's twitter short fiction is kind of awesome

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

following 23 people and being followed by 1.8m.

yes this!

So far I'm following
Juliette Lewis
Jason Alexander
Richard Herring
Patton Oswalt

lots of video game or science type groups, including CERN

i have one irl friend on twitter lol.

Ste, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

The only lolfamous I'm following atm is Simon Le Bon because he's properly hilarious. Other than that my following requires either (a) reciprocity (because I only use Twitter to have conversations with people) or (b) the followee to be a former friend and active social node (because without that person in the chain I miss important conversations). It's been working pretty well, especially with most people's retweets turned off.

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

Most of the celebrities (which term I use with varying degrees of scare quotes) I follow are in some way involved with comedy. And Twitter is clearly kind of an ideal side-outlet for a lot of them.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, Peter Serafinowicz has used Twitter as a test ground for new jokes in the past (and probably still does).

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

Juliette Lewis seemed to only ever retweet. I stopped following after a while.

Questlove, John Scalzi, Warren Ellis, William Gibson...those dudes are A+ twittereererers. Love Pete Serafinowicz.
Albert Brooks & Steve Martin are p great.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 June 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

Even now it's creepy seeing one person following 23 people and being followed by 1.8m.

i don't get how this is creepy - you expect them to follow all 1.8m of their fans back?

the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 June 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/TweetsofOld

We attempt to reveal the lives of our predecessors through the tweets of yesteryear: Real one-line brevities from old newspapers, as they appeared--or close.

gr8080, Friday, 17 June 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

erm, I'm on the Twitter web page and it's not automatically updating like it normally does?

the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

not going on twitter until this glastonbury thing is over

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

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☂ (max), Sunday, 26 June 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

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☂ (max), Sunday, 26 June 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

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☂ (max), Sunday, 26 June 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

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☂ (max), Sunday, 26 June 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

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☂ (max), Sunday, 26 June 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

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― ☂ (max), Sunday, June 26, 2011 1:59 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LH6Jy.jpg

gr8080+ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

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love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link


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