zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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omg AWFUL

but not as awful as this show

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

i need some ass.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

omg

my x-posts keep getting messed up!

i give up

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

La Lech otm

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

this will be on the best tv shows that got canceled 2011/2012 thread in no time

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Reminds me of how I wanted to watch the stunning Selma Blair in this

but never got around to it

house is house is house (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I give this show three weeks

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

Kath and Kim sucked.
Selma soo hot, tho

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

apparently the three single guys living with Zooey's character on this show are named Nick, Schmidt and Coach

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is awesome looking.

Trip Maker otm re K&K but the original was pretty awful too imo.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

Never saw it, I believe it.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

Zooey show might not be awful, if she did less over-acting.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

I can't hear the Dirty Dancing song without hearing it scratched and then a computer say "Dirty Bitch." This might be an improvement over the song itself, tbh.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair went to my college.

(I hardly ever get to say that. About anyone, really.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

Martin Sheen went to my college (after me though)

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

u old, lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol @ me, I didn't realize he went back to school so late in life!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

it's not nice to lol at old ppl anyway

Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

martin sheen is 70 so u were just theoretically loling at the coolest grandparent ever

Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

I competed against him in a film quiz one time when he was there. There was a question about Apocalypse Now and the quizmaster was all "one team will have a bit of an advantage here hoho". Ended up beating him though.

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

tru (xpost)

i feel appropriately like an ass

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Well it was deliberately misleading on my part

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 22:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Fair play to her, her reply was well written and to the point.

But, blimey, on both pages, so many people who want to dribble at her feet!

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

hellogiggles.com is the ultimate entertainment destination for smart, independent and creative females. Everything hosted on the site will be lady-friendly, so visitors need not worry about finding the standard Boys Club content that makes many entertainment sites unappealing to so many of us. (It will also be Zooey's personal blog when someone says something mean about her in the press.)

Fixed.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 16:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh my god that website

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

the column is actually worse than the response

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

hellogiggles

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

I wish Plaschke had written that Times piece tbh

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol at anyone caring about what anyone thinks of downtown la

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

Interestingly, it would appear Deschanel edited that response since the first version of it I saw quoted on Gawker had a misuse of 'relish' that has since been corrected.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

the streets of downtown strewn with relish

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

delish

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Relischanel

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

williamsburg... bangs... im out

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think that link is just to the first page of the article. Here's the whole thing:
http://nymag.com/print/?/arts/tv/profiles/zooey-deschanel-2011-9/index1.html

*ter jacket (jaymc), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

the mixtape at the end looks kinda great

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

(the original 1967 ska version, long before the Specials made it a hit)

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

“I only found out last minute there were going to be cameras. I was going to wear this old dress I’ve worn to, like, eight events. Do you think this one is a little too … sexy?” She pronounces it “sax-EEE” and screws her face up into an exaggerated Lucille Ball expression of dread, as if she’s uncomfortable with the word even leaving her mouth.

whiney can you take her for a swim already?

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

"new girl" in summary: WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE? DAMN DAMN DAMN

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

i break out in hives every time i'm confronted for the ads for this at my bus stop

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

enjoying the 1960s and wearing saddle shoes does not make a person weird
she's like the reigning queen of the modcloth army (if you don't know what i'm talking about, http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=modcloth)

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

well, because we're sitting at the Hollywood Bowl, and we're both from California, maybe we can talk about some experiences....

life should have a slow-moving fan (Lee626), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

Gibbard is scaring me ;_;

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

also i cannot figure out why ads/photos always seem to focus so much on her giant dead eyes because they are one thousand times more lightless and evil and horrifyingly empty than

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

wau look at Gibbard's giant melon

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Why she talk to Brian like he is an idiot

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:59 (2 years ago) Permalink


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