zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

This looks dire.

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

2011 Your Highness
Belladonna

2011 My Idiot Brother
Natalie

2010 Havin' a Summah (video short)

2010 Drunk History (TV series short)
Mary Todd Lincoln
– Drunk History Vol. 5: Featuring Will Ferrell (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln

2010 Funny or Die Presents... (TV series)
Mary Todd Lincoln
– Episode #1.1 (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln

2009 Bones (TV series)
Margaret Whitesell
– The Goop on the Girl (2009) … Margaret Whitesell

2009 500 Days of Summer
Summer

2008 Yes Man
Allison

2008 Gigantic
Happy Lolly

2008 The Happening
Alma Moore

The Simpsons (TV series)
Mary
– Apocalypse Cow (2008) … Mary (voice)

2007 Tin Man (TV mini-series)
DG
– Tin Man (2007) … DG
– Search for the Emerald (2007) … DG
– Into the Storm (2007) … DG

2007 The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Dorothy Evans

2006-2007 Weeds (TV series)
Kat
– Doing the Backstroke (2007) … Kat
– Pittsburgh (2006) … Kat
– Yeah, Like Tomatoes (2006) … Kat
– Mile Deep and a Foot Wide (2006) … Kat

2007 Surf's Up
Lani Aliikai (voice)

2007 Surf's Up (Video Game)
Lani Aliikai (voice)

2007 Raving (short)
Katie

2007 Flakes
Miss Pussy Katz

2007 Bridge to Terabithia
Ms. Edmunds

2007 The Go-Getter
Kate

2007 The Good Life
Frances

2006 Live Free or Die
Cheryl

2006 Failure to Launch
Kit

2005 Once Upon a Mattress (TV movie)
Lady Larken

2005 Winter Passing
Reese Holden

she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.

This show looks awful, but 22 minutes of Zooey on TV for free each week might be worth it.

i wonder if she's shaved.

x-post

:I

im awful today.

omg AWFUL

but not as awful as this show

i need some ass.

^^^

omg

my x-posts keep getting messed up!

i give up

La Lech otm

this will be on the best tv shows that got canceled 2011/2012 thread in no time

Reminds me of how I wanted to watch the stunning Selma Blair in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-FepzzYQA
but never got around to it

I give this show three weeks

Kath and Kim sucked.
Selma soo hot, tho

apparently the three single guys living with Zooey's character on this show are named Nick, Schmidt and Coach

Selma Blair is awesome looking.

Trip Maker otm re K&K but the original was pretty awful too imo.

Never saw it, I believe it.

Zooey show might not be awful, if she did less over-acting.

I can't hear the Dirty Dancing song without hearing it scratched and then a computer say "Dirty Bitch." This might be an improvement over the song itself, tbh.

Selma Blair went to my college.

(I hardly ever get to say that. About anyone, really.)

Martin Sheen went to my college (after me though)

u old, lol

lol @ me, I didn't realize he went back to school so late in life!

it's not nice to lol at old ppl anyway

martin sheen is 70 so u were just theoretically loling at the coolest grandparent ever

I competed against him in a film quiz one time when he was there. There was a question about Apocalypse Now and the quizmaster was all "one team will have a bit of an advantage here hoho". Ended up beating him though.

tru (xpost)

i feel appropriately like an ass

Well it was deliberately misleading on my part

lol @ beef

http://opinion.latimes.com/opinionla/2011/07/downtown-la-good-enough-for-the-royals-but-not-for-zooey-deschanel.html

http://hellogiggles.com/an-open-letter-to-los-angeles-times-writer-patt-morrisson

Fair play to her, her reply was well written and to the point.

But, blimey, on both pages, so many people who want to dribble at her feet!

hellogiggles.com is the ultimate entertainment destination for smart, independent and creative females. Everything hosted on the site will be lady-friendly, so visitors need not worry about finding the standard Boys Club content that makes many entertainment sites unappealing to so many of us. (It will also be Zooey's personal blog when someone says something mean about her in the press.)

Fixed.

http://hellogiggles.com/wp-content/themes/hellogiggles/images/logo-heads-anim.gif

oh my god that website

the column is actually worse than the response

hellogiggles

I wish Plaschke had written that Times piece tbh

lol at anyone caring about what anyone thinks of downtown la

Interestingly, it would appear Deschanel edited that response since the first version of it I saw quoted on Gawker had a misuse of 'relish' that has since been corrected.

the streets of downtown strewn with relish

delish

Relischanel

http://nymag.com/print/?/arts/tv/profiles/zooey-deschanel-2011-9/

williamsburg... bangs... im out

I think that link is just to the first page of the article. Here's the whole thing:
http://nymag.com/print/?/arts/tv/profiles/zooey-deschanel-2011-9/index1.html

the mixtape at the end looks kinda great

(the original 1967 ska version, long before the Specials made it a hit)

“I only found out last minute there were going to be cameras. I was going to wear this old dress I’ve worn to, like, eight events. Do you think this one is a little too … sexy?” She pronounces it “sax-EEE” and screws her face up into an exaggerated Lucille Ball expression of dread, as if she’s uncomfortable with the word even leaving her mouth.

whiney can you take her for a swim already?