Breast Augmentation

i'm thinking about bagging the european tour and getting out of chicago for the winter. if i don't land something quick there's really no reason to stay here.

but that's for another time, back to titties and coffee.

If you get a firm enough implant you should be able to set your coffee cup right up there, no problem.

Or even implants, plural.

yes, that is what everyone wants in a breast

We all need extra storage space.

My kitchen is woefully lacking in counter space. The implant option makes a lot of sense.

If you get a firm enough implant you should be able to set your coffee cup right up there, no problem.

anyone remember those stretch armstrong dolls from the 70s? maybe you could get implants made out of that stuff?

You could mold actual cupholders! A chest console!

i keep reading implant as eggplant

They're very similar.

You could mold actual cupholders! A chest console!

that's exactly what i was thinking.

spare change, beat-up old ipod, loose cigarettes...

Gives a whole new meaning to "cup-size."

I'm a 36 Venti.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg/200px-GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg

ILX: A storm in a C-cup

HA

lol, laurel told deeznuts off for being an ass on the tits thread.