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why would i want to hear a woman in her twenties sing about being a fucking magical, sleeping beauty-like princess!?

she doesn't sing about it, she just acts like it. she sings about a) guys wanting her for her body ("i'm sexy and you know it - clap your hands!") and b) her wanting guys for true love

lex a friend of mine had lunch wiht her just TWO YEARS ago....and said she was stunningly gorgeous.

yeah, a friend of mine says her blue eyes are remarkably beautiful. (i think they're contact lenses, too!)

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

Susan does yr friend have eyes

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm into this. Who's on remix duty to take this sound underground?

― rchinn (rchinn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

i want remixes as well!

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

Paris Hilton - Screwed (Epic Man vs MSTRKRFT one night stand remix)?

― rchinn (rchinn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

Paris Hilton - Turn it Up (Maurice Fulton iconoclastic edit)

― rchinn (rchinn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

Paris Hilton- D'Ya Think I'm Sexy (Mustapha Million Cartoon Arab Rescrub)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

'heartbeat', the ballad, is SO RIPE for jlc/booka shade/alan braxe to get their hands on

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

Paris Hilton- Love So Pure (Judith Keppel Trivia-Master Revamp)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Paris Hilton- Aston-ishing (Randy Lerner Ellis-Out Takeover Blitz Remix)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Paris Hilton- The Time Is Here (Alan Sugar Hire The Attractive One It Makes Better TV Pointing Renovation)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'll stop now.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

easily fooled

― rizzx (Rizz), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ok, more interesting trivia, Paris' middle name is shared with another eponynmous debut...

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

― rchinn (rchinn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

I thought her middle name was "Fucking" !

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

So THIS is the kind of music The Lex likes.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

lex a friend of mine had lunch wiht her just TWO YEARS ago....and said she was stunningly gorgeous.

The only thing Paris eats is penis. I mean, really, she's sickly thin.

That said, I really love the new single. It's plastic fantastic.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 17 August 2006 10:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

some awesome things I didn't mention earlier:

1) she opens the album with a little yelp of "yah! that's hott!"
2) 'NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU' is AMAZING. it starts off like k clarkson with a country twang, explodes into a glorious "we can dance! we can dance! we can dance!" chorus, features a TICK TOCK moment (surely mandatory now for every female popstrel to have one of these), and climaxes in a stomping conclusion plus RAP.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

"Paris Hilton - Screwed (Epic Man vs MSTRKRFT one night stand remix)"

Paris Hilton - Screwed (Chopped and ...)?

So, the Lex has me curious enough to download it, though that faux-reggae/No Doubt bullshit had me turned off and the single mix I heard of Screwed didn't exactly motivate me.

― js (honestengine), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

i love 'stars are blind' but nothing else on the album is remotely like it, so much so that it seems a bit out of place.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's times like this that i think a communist regime isn't such a bad thing

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

ILM-ists were going to like anything ever on principle it would be this but alas they do not. We do not. Nice try, Lex!

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

She couldn't have less to say if she were plantlife. This album is beyond garbage. Case in point: "she opens the album with a little yelp of "yah! that's hott!"

Oh, that's been mentioned.

― Richj (Rich), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

She doesn't actually sing, though, right? I mean really, there has to have been some "help" on that front. It doesn't quite sound like Paris Hilton. It might even sound like someone trying to imitate Paris Hilton. I mean, right?

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, I tht the album was called Paris is Burning, I'm so disappointed it's not.

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

havent heard it yet but i'm pretty excited

however, mcd otm regarding the title

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

Can someone explain this? (Look at "Connected Groups" on sidebar.)

http://www.last.fm/music/MU/_/Paris+Hilton

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

Connected Groups
ilXor
Captain Beefheart

didn't you see my image post right there

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

I did yes but didn't realize it was already a big internet meme

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

THIS ALBUM IS VERY IMPORTANT

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

In any case, ILX should be proud of being the first thing listed in association with Paris there.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm sure Paris really digs on Captain Beefheart.

― paid in cigarettes (paid in cigarettes), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

I can't wait to hear her version of "Veteran's Day Poppy".

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Isn't there a Sugar Ray video/possibly song that looks/sounds very similar to "Stars are Blind"?

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

"Veteran's Day Poppy" would be a piece of cake for such a talented and versatile artist. I'd be more interested in her "Pena".

― Scourage (Haberdager), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

I found it.
Compare and Contrast

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

Not much similarity.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

It's not that you have bad taste, The Lex. It's that you have no soul.

― Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

I've got it! Paris should cover "Hot Head".

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 18 August 2006 03:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

THREAD OF THE YEAR

― zeus (zeus), Friday, 18 August 2006 18:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

I just get bored about half-way through every song. Not such a problem, it seems like the album was built to be flipped through.

"Don't ask me for my number, cause my numbers undercover."

If only it weren't soulless. I've heard more emotion from household pets.

― Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

so, better than the Beatles then?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

in what way could it not be soulless?

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

wow I remember when I first started posting here and all I cared about was 'soul' and 'authenticity' and stuff, and people slagged me for it, and I remembered that I loved 'ballroom blitz' and 'dance dance dance' too, and I started having a lot more fun and unfurrowing my brow, and my writing and life both got better.

now apparently things have changed and we have to go around being all beardy and sincere. WELL I WONT STAND FOR IT DAMMIT I WONT.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

I just don't understand why Lex would praise the album for its "unashamedly light, plastic" nature and then also single out Paris for providing its "beating, yearning heart" (keywords for "AUTHENTIC" if ever there were any). I mean, which one is it?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 August 2006 21:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

I don't need soul, or authenticity. Though they are both nice. It's just that the Paris album doesn't compell me. I don't find it interesting in the least. An album could be inauthentic, lack soul, etc, and still make me want to listen to it. I could just not have given it enough of a chance yet, but every song gets boring about one minute in. The first minute, you get the point, and then listening to the rest pays no dividends. It lacks propulsion - that's probably a better adjective than soulless. (Though it's definitely soulless too... could Paris sound like she cares less?)

― Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 18 August 2006 21:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

She should do an entire cover album of "Hot" songs:
Captain Beefheart "Hot Head"
Throbbing Gristle "Hot on the Heels of Love"
Cheap Trick "Hot Love"
Guided by Voices "Hot Freaks"
Robert Johnson "They're Red Hot"

help me out here...

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 18 August 2006 22:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

Robert Johnson "They're Red Hot"

roffle

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 August 2006 22:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

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C.R.E.A.M.

― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, 25 February 2012 07:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

he hands me another shot of vodka

and i say .... sure

― surm, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you fucking kidding me?

― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

later on, she comes up to me, holds up her phone, screaming at me and i say

i'm sorry, it was just a drunk text

― surm, Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

desperate clauses of random intent <3

― lex pretend, Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

yess <3

― surm, Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

okay, so "drunk text" is pretty great

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was hoping that at some point it would break into a song but the part at the end where she starts repeating "it was just a drunk text" is a pretty sly little hook

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

i just can't get enough

― surm, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

the first time she says it was just a drunk text is my favorite line in a song from the past like year

― surm, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have no business being on this thread but come the fuck on, ppl

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

like, there are enough people out there who are better musicians and aren't reprehensible racist scumbags that you really don't need to pay attention to this worthless person

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

i haven't heard any of the songs from her debut but i think this is a pretty great use of her

it's not something that i'll listen to a lot cuz i do prefer, y'know, SONGS, but i was pretty happy about it

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

― svend, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Actually part 2 is where it gets funny -

― svend, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

djp a) it's not her song, it's someone else's track that she did vocals for, and it was unreleased and when it leaked people just said it was a PH song

b) have you even heard it? It's not as awful as you'd think

― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why on Earth would I even try to hear this song? I try to not support racists as best as I can.

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Because you keep going on and on about how awful it "must be". I mean "this woman is racist and I think she's awful" is a totally legitimate thing but being all "you guys are idiots for wasting time on this piece of music that I haven't heard but KNOW is horrible" is kinda nagl

― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

actually I keep going on and on about how she's a racist

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

and people should really remember that

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

why does paris hilton get a free pass on racism from some on ilx who normally would foam at the mouth about racists?

― fuck deathcore and metalcore (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Had no idea she was a racist tbh but I'm pretty disgusted after a bit of googling

― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol @ Stern over Faxing Berlin.

― errant flynn, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

more Howard Stern on Paris:

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh i'm sure that's fascinating and hilarious

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

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