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It is? :(

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Info, slocki?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I would love this return more if someone hadn't unmasked the DJ in the "20hz alts unmasked" thread, like, months ago.

Now I feel like the magic is gone.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.arena111.dk/simpsons/kirk.gif

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of love

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

The Rhea Perlman stuff is the giveaway, not even Danny DeVito masturbates to Rhea Perlman.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I made reference to an ILM thing, cryptically-so, last week. But my threads are as popular as my DJ nights, soo, uhh...

― Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I read that italics bit, slocki. But you didn't say where it came from!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

the original thread!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Yup. No doubt about it. You guys have the the uncorniest secret clubhouse/treehouse ever.

― MV, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

all i can find searching for "unmasked" is threads about KISS.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

It's Jason Richards.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

It's Jason Robards.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.nndb.com/people/224/000032128/robards.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

He's thinking about Rhea Perlman.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.scruffles.net/spielberg/movies/images/batteries-not-included-1.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

DEEP THROAT IS MARK FELT!!!!!!!!

― Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

-- latebloomer: occasionally OTM (posercore24...), July 13th, 2005.

whereas,

― Mark Felt, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.dougmacd.net/tfos/ronald.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

this just in: white people still otherizing "white people"

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

old news: al shipley humorless fuck

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

keep it real, my brother

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

it's only "humorless" when the joke's on you

― REALNESS (sitcom), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought that was my point.

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

oh wait, you meant me, not you.

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i do like the idea that if you keep dogging me around ilm i'm eventually going to "change my ways". it's kind of flattering in a weird way.

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't understand how I "keep dogging you" (more than anyone dogs anyone else on ILM anyway; it's nothing personal!) or how I want to change your ways, but sure, be flattered if you want.

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

this just in: white people still testy

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

white people wanna go home and put their feet up too

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

― you got to pray just to make it today, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

and maybe eat a sandwich

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Not me, though, strng. I know you're hopeless. I just enjoy taunting people.

― the original MV, accept no substitutes, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

HEY JESS GO ON AIM FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES I GOT BIG NEWS

― BIG NEWS, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

what other place would combine homoerotic mcdonald's mascots and jason robards?

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

that was a good-ass sandwich

― strng hlkntn, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmmmmm. Sandwiches.

― M. V. (M.V.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

More pictures of the hawt clown plz thx

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

it's ilxor old fart!!!, obviously

― Sym Sym (sym), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, good ol' dj cyber-rap... even though he was a hoax he was pretty funny for a while there...

― scout (scout), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://hem.passagen.se/daga/Dead_Mike.jpg

AND I'M BLACK Y'ALL
AND I'M BLACK Y'ALL
AND I'M BLACKER THAN BLACK
AND I'M BLACK Y'ALL

AND I'M BLIGGEDY BLACK BLACK
CUZ I'M BLACK AND I'M BACK

― whitey mc white (rotten03), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

ps. especially b/c the toronto indie-rock message board community SUXXXXX

― scout (scout), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

please tell me this isn't a joke.

yesterday this thread almost sent me into hysterics -- it took everything i had not to explode into laughter. my coworkers would have thought i'd lost my mind.

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 14 July 2005 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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― free slots, Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

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― fiber diet pills, Monday, 8 August 2005 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Will these diet pills help eliminate the unusually large deposits of corn deep inside my body?

― DMB Googleplex (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 8 August 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

only in your free time

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Monday, 8 August 2005 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

This just in: The DJ Cyber-Rap album, named Funeral (I assume to make fun of the Arcade Fire), is totally enjoyable. Can't believe I still don't know who he is.

― carl w (carl w), Saturday, 5 August 2006 08:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, except the Hey Ya cover at the end. That was a bad idea. Although maybe it was done for versimilitude, becuz if DJ Cyber-Rap really were who he claims, how could he not have bad ideas?

― carl w (carl w), Saturday, 5 August 2006 08:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You forgot to mention Destroyer!!! You're slipping....

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 5 August 2006 08:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Pitchforkmedia doesn't care about white people!

― unnamedroffler (xave), Saturday, 5 August 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Reading that letter makes me feel very very awful inside.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Saturday, 5 August 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

reading that letter makes me cry with joy. i love dj cyber-rap.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 5 August 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i never noticed his middle name was MARIE before

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 August 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

novelty rap=always crap

― Jacobo Rock (jacobo rock), Saturday, 5 August 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

LOR

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Saturday, 5 August 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

super greg > ill mitch > dj cyberrap

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Saturday, 5 August 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is so h8ful.

― oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Saturday, 5 August 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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