The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".

Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?

nickn, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

this stall is crowded, im leaving

deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

flush first, will ya!!

bug, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

Revised cover sketch-

Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.

I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.

That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

G-DCRACK indeed.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan, what's your view on contraception?

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies.
B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus?
C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"

I have a lot of hope for this thread.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

this'll end well

dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-


Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

css max-width

i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fixed, thanks!

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page

NSFW: painting still in progress

I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW - Ceiling Hillary

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

Last one-

Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.

Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

GayBear series, all three panels-

NSFW
NSFW

Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

madre de dios

kingfish, Friday, 29 February 2008 08:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

The gay bear sketches have tremendous potential, Dan. I recommend that you develop them further.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:35 (6 years ago) Permalink



Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

Wow.

Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

i <3 that the screeching car tires go "FREEEEEP" lol

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

a few statements I believe are true-

God is real, and God is love.

God is the creator of procreation, desire, and eros.

God wants us to be happy.

I like to draw naked mice.

Drawing naked mice makes me happy.

and what, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

Doonsebury gang riding in a VW van.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm working on a revision of the last panel-it would be much more appropriate if Mallard runs over a newspaper vending machine.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

Isn't that a bit obvious, though?

Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

I suspect there's enough energy in the rest of the drawing where it won't become the first thing you see.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

dan, i think it's much more satisfying to see those smug doonesbury jokers in an epic smash-up, imho

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

also, the picture of the gay bear buttsecks -- the topman's ass-pucker looks a little too, uh, exposed. like, it's either the most prominent butthole ever, or he's prolapsing. that aside, i really enjoy your artwork, dan!

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

fillmore strip is great

nsfw strips are insane

abanana, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

dan do you like doug tennapel's stuff?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

what abanana said.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 03:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Who's Doug Tennapel?

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 14:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

A few sketch requests from goons at SA-

Picking up the Taint Maturbation arc again-

Taint/Obama Blastoff-NSFW

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Last Winehouse is best. Dan, do you consider yrself to be influenced at all by Robert Crumb?

libcrypt, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm a big Crumb fan, so that's probably true.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

dan lacey what are your top 5 most important political issues?

and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

I've been trying to care. I'm not much motivated by politics anymore, mainly because I see neglect everywhere. 'Hot issues' run for a while as fads and then nothing gets accomplished; I've been trying to get off of that stupid train.

As a partial answer I would say life issues, if anything. Euthanasia still interests me, as does cloning. Renewable energy; if we had advanced solar capacity it would solve many of our domestic and defense related problems.

I'm more interested in why people care about certain issues, particularly as seen through the lens of faith and sexual motivation.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

ROMNESIA

Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 23:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

nice

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

homie is on fire this week

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 04:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Frankenstorm versus Cannibal Cop-

Dan Lacey, Friday, 26 October 2012 10:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Painty painty painty-

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 27 October 2012 10:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mitt Romney as Aranea Serket

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hmmm whut I do

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Dan Lacey, Friday, 23 November 2012 06:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

kinda lump this stuff in with the Clang Quartet. you a Clang Quartet fan, DL?

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was completely unaware.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's something of a shared aesthetic imo - you're visual arts and he's performance, but you both totally bring the xtian noize :)

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Ted & Raphael Cruz painting ( NSFW )

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 19:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

excessive!

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

good

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

that too.

pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:00 (1 year ago) Permalink


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