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I'm currently in front of gate 210 in ONT waiting on JetBlue to take me to JFK.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

The ONT terminal is nice in a late-90s shopping mall sort of way, but the layout is horrible with one long linear line of gates so you have to walk miles. Additionally, there are no electrical power outlets near the seating, you have to sit on the floor in the middle of the walkway.

At least the wireless is free.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, there's an ant problem here too.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hell yes, it's ant season. Mine's coming for a stay next week.

Have a good time in NYC, Elvis.

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:51 (10 years ago) Permalink

There's a LOT of ants here. If this was anything smaller than a giant airport terminal building we'd be re-enacting Phase IV here.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

What kind of ants and what's the nature of your trip?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

Standard-sized house ants.

Going to NYC to see JBR, take more of my stuff out in advance of the October move, and to go see Devo & the Yeah Yeah Yeahs(as mentioned on this thread)

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:17 (10 years ago) Permalink

I also win because I was able to score an exit row seat at the last minute. Hooray for extra leg room!

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

Leg room is a big plus So's the Devo date. Exactly when are they playig?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:26 (10 years ago) Permalink

Friday night in Central Park with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. There's an ILM thread about it.

Anyway, getting on the plane now

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:31 (10 years ago) Permalink

Happy landings!

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 July 2004 09:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

Make that 100, and you'd be right.

(Wish I'd actually thought to look for this thread on Thursday, when I was actually in an airport.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 24 July 2004 15:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

OTM!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

i'm jet-lagged and smoking a camel, not in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

hi!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm drinking a glass of white wine!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

i ate a "wrap." it was "pink."

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

this has been a really weird week!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm holding it down though. soon i'll be in another airport, and i'll have like 4 hours to kill!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'll be in two airports next week. One in Canada! Calgary! I've never been to Canada before. I'll be there for all of an hour!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

actually, three airports.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

what's your second airport?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

there's another airport thread on ILE.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

toronto!!

what magazine(s) should i get? what's out now? is there a new vanity fair?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

i started this thread though!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

AND I'M GONNA END IT (ominous music)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

I don't even know where Calgary is!

xp the new Vanity Fair is the one with Jennifer Anniston on it.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

i could get TIME CANADA with kanye west on the cover ("hip hop's class act")

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh that J-AN VF looks thick and JUICY!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh no, I wasn't suggesting that this thread isn't valid, just noting the confluence.

xp get Wired. Wired's the quintessential airport magazine.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

eww!! i don't think i've ever bought an issue of wired!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

I LIKE wired!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

really? is it good? i guess i've read some wired articles online... but BUYING a magazine about the internet always seems like a waste of money!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

it's not about the internet, it's about science! and they have one or two really good writers (and some terrible ones).

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

can i buy an issue of mondo 2000 instead?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

I mean, it IS kind of embarassing, but I enjoy it.

xp yes

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

well i'll totally buy it if the VF isn't there. also the entertainment weekly this week looks boring!! it's like a summer wrap-up issue, fuck that, i don't wanna read past tense versions of the articles they've been writing since may!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

what about a foreign newspaper?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

or a good mystery?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Toblerone?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Remember s1ocki, it's the end of winter down there. But don't be surprised to see lots of long stockinged legs even with the winter coats.

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

that was a good concert

and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

can i buy an issue of mondo 2000 instead?

R.U. Sirius is podcasting now

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

I misread the thread title as I AM AN AIRPORT, so I was hoping it would be full of things like I AM AN AIRPORT COME AND LOOK AT TEH AIRPLANES TALKING OFF FROM ME.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

It could well have been a lost Jonathan Richman song- the followup to "Rockin' Shopping Center" and the precursor to "I'm A Little Airplane."

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

slocki, how is hte shoulder? Did it survive the 1st leg of the journey?

Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

Calgary = Canadian Cowboyland. (Well, a lot of cities are Canadian Cowboyland, but Calgary likes to think of itself as the capital of it. Also, ask LeCoq about how cool Calgary is.. hahahah)

donut gon' nut (donut), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

blatant humblebragging itt

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 February 2015 04:02 (4 months ago) Permalink

most jealous of the falling asleep outside during day part tbh

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:31 (4 months ago) Permalink

Kona International has no walls: just intermittent hut-rooves and plenty of sun.

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:37 (4 months ago) Permalink

LAX terminal 4 is still a dump, but the food options are 100% better now (Kogi & Peets)

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:03 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I'm in an airport (LAX United terminal 76), and there's a big group of college students who are way too energetic for this hour.

Textured Vegetable Personalities (get bent), Friday, 27 March 2015 06:22 (3 months ago) Permalink

I always say I'm not gonna take United anymore, and the prices keep sucking me back in.

Textured Vegetable Personalities (get bent), Friday, 27 March 2015 06:23 (3 months ago) Permalink

5.5 hours before I head off to bounce thru SFO to Austin. Whee.

The Thin Blue Slime (kingfish), Friday, 27 March 2015 07:07 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I'm in an airport, it's 6:11 a.m., and I've just had half a Three Musketeers bar to keep me awake.

HISTERICAL COMEDIC SPOKESMAN (get bent), Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

Flemish sounds hilarious

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

i'm in an airport. head a bit blitzed. drinking gin. lot of english business cunts around.

Fizzles, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:32 (2 months ago) Permalink

I'm in an airport, London City, or 'baby's first airport', 2 and a half hour delay on a one hour flight to Holland, because of a bird strike, I appreciate the candour but eeeek!

MaresNest, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 08:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

didn't know birds had a union

brunch technician (silby), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 16:26 (2 months ago) Permalink

I'm in Vienna airport waiting to board a plane to Sarajevo.

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Sunday, 26 April 2015 17:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

Kona International has no walls: just intermittent hut-rooves and plenty of sun

meant to back this up:

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 13:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

hahahaha i love that so much

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 May 2015 19:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

Post-election mood at London Fisher Price is predictably positive. Rest of Newham probably less so.

Rarely happier to be leaving the country.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Friday, 8 May 2015 07:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

urrrggh at getting up at 5am on a Saturday to pick someone up at the airport

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Friday, 22 May 2015 20:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

especially when they've redesigned the parking since last time you did this, so you accidentally pay an entire parking fee just getting an outside spot

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Friday, 22 May 2015 20:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

hope you're picking up someone fun, at least!

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 22 May 2015 20:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

I should never be in an airport before 7am

I forgot to take the liquids out of my bag during screening and no one even cared, though

ultimate american sock (mh), Sunday, 24 May 2015 10:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

^^me too

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

I take back all of my past experiences of Midway airport in Chicago kind of being chill, though. Apparently since Southwest has expanded operations it's busy as hell. Still a lot less of a clusterfuck than O'Hare, but crowded.

ultimate american sock (mh), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

Yeah, they rarely give a shit about liquids being out anymore. I fly a lot, always leave them in my bag, get called out maybe 1 in 15?

kate78, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 22:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

enlisting in the conspiracy at DIA

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Saturday, 6 June 2015 20:35 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

ultimate american sock (mh), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:46 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


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