Man Utd to sign Harry Kewell?

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Considering I have all my motor functions intact, of course. One of the funniest bloody things I've seen this year is Zidane leaving Roy Keane on his backside.

Just hoping Inter can do over Valencia tonight as well. Hopefully it'll be showing on one of the Italian satellite channels.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 09:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I liked Fergie's face at half time, planning the rocket he was about to give his team, chewing over the bollocking he is about to deliver. Then the teams come back out and Senor Gonzales sticks it in the net almost immediately. Whatever the ruddy-faced fucko said, it clearly did the trick.

How come you're backing Inter over the Spaniards?

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 09:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

How come you're backing Inter over the Spaniards?

Have a look at my surname. My real first name is "Domenico". Should be clue enough for you.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

But it has to be said kewells signing happened long before post-modernism, so it's not even real, really.
-- Norfolkus (gareth@norfolkus.d*mon.co.uk), April 9th, 2003 2:04 PM

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

TS: Harry Kewell vs Harvey Keitel

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've read articles about Leeds' plight that say that the debt was £78m, and that selling £56m worth of players has barely made a dent in the debt. Who is doing Leeds' accounts?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Emma Bovary

― the pinefox, Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha, who else brings together footie and classic literature like The Pinefox? (We can bring in Tim H for the football/modern art interface, when we need to.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 10 April 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...

please god let man u buy duff. it's been revealed: paul robinson grew up a man u fan. so he's going. bets here: how long until leeds united are playing in the first division? i honestly think i might just break down and cry.

― matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:50 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

They didn't!!

― the pinefox, Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:26 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't this a bit late! What is worse than Liverpool signing Harry? Man Utd signing Harry! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:42 (twenty years ago) link

I blame pinefox.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Harry Kewell is a better buy than Duff, cost-wise.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, comparable quality, very different prices.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, but Harry Kewell is a cnut. I get the impression Duff is much more of a team player. Which is important.

― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

Duff wasn't really much cop for most of last season though, was he? Although to be fair he did spend a lot of it injured.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:37 (twenty years ago) link

both will be sitting in the stands with suits on by december as both have weak legs that cant stand up to the game, Harry has consistently missed large important chunks of the season with varying injuries because he is a weener

― im_not_bitter_honest (james), Friday, 18 July 2003 08:58 (twenty years ago) link

James, are you desperately hoping you don't sign Ronaldinho? He sounds a hella lot more trouble than he's worth.

― chris (chris), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:03 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting bored and pissed off with the whole saga. If he wants to play for us he should say so, if not he can fuck off to Barcelona.

He's a fantastic player, but you could be right about the grief.

(We have done alright with some 'difficult' players though - Cantona is the obvious example.)

― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:13 (twenty years ago) link

and kleberson - he has managed to mess a load of clubs around he is worse than viduks agent

― james (james), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:15 (twenty years ago) link

So he wasn't bowled over by the thought of signing for Leeds - can you blame him?

― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:17 (twenty years ago) link

yes, yes i can

― james (james), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:21 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

great opening posts

― tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Hey played for my local side last year. I went along to a game. He wasn't very good.

― Popture, Thursday, 10 May 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

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Australia's Harry Kewell, one of the country's most successful soccer exports, is set to retire after an injury-plagued season with A-League club Melbourne Heart, local media said on Wednesday.

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

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