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D**** W******* got a little teary when Carol Vorderman left Countdown.

(er, I hope it's tongue-in-cheek)

COUNTDOWN??

Sorry, the British day-time Countdown with the letters and such.

Now that my FAMILY has found facebook I think it's time to abandon it forever.

guys my mom is here from australia for xmas and we found out this morning that her sister died last night when i read my cousins facebook update. hello 2008.

WAHT

srsly

J** W********* is very, very, very, very, very, annoyed and angry. Grrr.
J** W********* is wondering, do they realize I hold their future in my hands? Did they think of that at all?
J** W********* asking, do appointments mean anything? Really?
J** W********* is wondering what the purpose of planning is? Really?
J** W********* is pissed - seeing red - - about to kill some people!!!!

catchy.

sOMEday, they're going to ask all of us if we ever saw any warning signs that it was going to happen, and we can tell the investigators that yes, yes, it was just as plain as day, why?

Jon Williams to John
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Can you at least make it clear that "J** W*********" isn't me?

For those unwilling to count asterisks, I would like to go on record as noting that is NOT Jon. It's some chick I went to college with named Jen.

some friends of mine started a page for their 3-month-old kid. ugh.

so I get in my feed "Jane Smith and John Doe are now friends with Millie Smith-Doe"

wtf

Haha, so wrong of me to make assumptions. this is why they have dna testing now.

xp

Gone nuts. Removing anyone in my facebook list who (a) I barely/don't know and (b) fills my status updates page with boring shit every 10 minutes.

Including that

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mentioned upthread.

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Facebook purge is the best thing ever. ~230 down to 180. From this moment I'm fucking ruthless about who gets to be my friend.

(and I speak to many of you on here about 2398429847329 times more than some actual people who are STILL in my list)

M*** T*** SEES (FIAT) CURRENCY= FINANCIAL SLAVERY! YOU GO TO WORK EVERYDAY FOR A PIECE OF PAPER THEY PRINT MORE AND MORE OF!!! WAKE UP!

Totally thought knew what had revived this thread. I was wrong.

Changed my profile pic to that of a character who shares my name in some US show. Had so many comments from people saying things like 'who IS that' and 'when did you suddenly get hot' that my profile pic is now this

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/guys-beach-body-six-pack-400a050307.jpg

Gone nuts. Removing anyone in my facebook list who (a) I barely/don't know and (b) fills my status updates page with boring shit every 10 minutes.

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, December 22, 2008 6:30 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u big dummie -- you can get free whoppers by defriending people if you use the program. u fucked up

not that i ever eat whoppers but oh well

'the program'? There's something that gives you free burgers if you use it to take friends off your facebook list? Did I get enough sleep last night?

Yeah there is.

http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=who-needs-facebook-friends-when-you-2009-01-09

haha oh dear.

US only

C******* H******** says Thanks God for the Aircondish. 10 minutes ago - Comment
L******** F********* needs an aircon. about an hour ago - Comment
M**** P********** is topping his bath with ice and will be sleeping in it tonight. about an hour ago - Comment
C*** R******* thinks "Oh good, it's dropped from 38°C all the way to 37°C just in time for my ride home..." 2 hours ago - Comment
B******** C******* about to ride home in the heat. 2 hours ago - Comment
A****** H******** is melting. 2 hours ago - Comment
A***** R******** just answered the work phone “good afternoon facebook.” 4 hours ago - Comment

"Aircondish"? Oh God.

Now today I have to read all the updates from everyone who didn't sleep in the heat etc etc

Z****** M******* joined the group Everything I know about women I learned from "The Wheel of Time."

*** **** is thinking about the cup

It is taking all of my willpower not to comment "What about the 2 girls?" (this is a dude who hires me to sing in choruses)

***** ****** america sure loves a smoke screen. the best shown example i can think of is in V for Vendetta, the obvious media spin so that people stop asking questions. i want to know what REALLY went down with sanford.

L**** went from being "married" to "single". · Comment · LikeUnlike

wow, i didn't think people actually did this. hubby's facebook still thinks he's married, fwiw.

***** ****** is goin' for a smashin'!

o rly

Jess Harvell and Matthew Perpetua are now friends.
about an hour ago · Comment · Like

WAY TO GOOGLEPROOF ROXY

;)

facebook is trying to get me to "reconnect with" someone who is dead :/

honestly, there should be a way to flag a profile (but not delete) that a person has deceased.

obvs it should stay there as a memorial, but facebook should not be treating the profiles the same

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/10/27/09/facebook-launch-memorial-pages-dead-members

yeah so i guess i'm not the only one this happened to

how was this article posted on 10/28/2009 12:17 AM?

WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS

I always go to the Phillipines for tomorrow's news today.

http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/ncp2009-12-21.html

http://www.johnnyr.com/images/ncp2009-12-21.gif

should have redacted his facebook

is that supposed to be a funny comic?

it's actually four hilarious three-panel comics.