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congrats! that's awesome!!

That sounds entirely awesome! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

thanks :D :D :D
i am really excited about getting to work with music people again!!!!

It sounds fun, and like there are opportunities to do more and make more money, so I think that is all A++++!

yes :)

also i will be making connections w/ opera companies and orchestras all over the country. NETOWRKING!

er, networking!

A) congrats on job! be forewarned, this excited to be around music people feeling will pass, and then you will slowly grow to loathe them.

B) the guitar player/sometimes singer in atmosphere is an old old friend of mine. his old band played a party in my living room, after which he destroyed an abandoned fridge with his bare hands. no joke.

C) just had an amusing back and forth with some ebay dude about the fact that the "promo" record he's selling was never sent out on promo. after he angrily asked how i was so sure, i informed him that my dad was the one who put the record out. no response yet. have to stop trying to help people on ebay.

re a) thank you! and... i know. but i have spent the last year dealing with theater people, so at least this group has a common interest. also i've always kind of wanted to get my revenge on those ppl by being the one calling the shots.

who is black beyonce and is can i get her email

its not the real black beyonce

already tried that

why, i look interstn?

I have it on good authority that Black Beyonce does not look that great in a dress. However, no photographic evidence has been provided to me.

tza is this the one that's far away?

would like to add congrats to tehresa on teh employment!

CONGRATX TZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks, dudes!!

mookie, yes.

Why is sushi so delicious?

And why can't I eat it every day?

so espensive!

let's move to japan.

Okay, good idea.

I like it there because in Japan, I am tall!

My Japanese is sadly lacking these days, however. ;_;

my japanese is nonexistent!

i will be in japan for 5 hours next weekend

aww

<3

i wanna go! but maybe not for 5 hours.

5 rockin hours

ok then maybe.

if they were SUPER rockin

I would go to Japan for 5 hours, but only if I were on that side of the planet anyway. I spent 2 months recovering from teh virus I caught when I was there in 1996! (Or maybe I caught it on one of the flights...)

Good night you guys. I drank a lot of wine with my sushi and I am pretty sleeeepy now. But happy Saturday anyway!

aww, night sara!
i am booze free today (amazing, innit?)

hey that makes two of us and yeah wow pat on the back to us both

XXX straight edge XXX

not straight edge wine with phone date will not catch 2 month virus YES SUPER DUPER rockin 5 hours

i think i sort of understand that! :D ^_^

this is all you need to know: YES SUPER DUPER

:::::::::)))))))))))

oh and also: wine

hey tehresa, congrats! Plz to get representation for by wife

dear itr

i had an awesome night last night

today the dutch are going to kill russia

truly i am blessed

HLLO I AM AT WARK AND CAME HERE FOR THE FUNNYTIME STUFF BAH WO BIST DU?

OH HAI

Hi guys! I just got home from a birthday party for a 5 year old.

Apparently J told her babysitter last night that she wanted an invitation for a makeover to be sent to her. By pterodactyl. I have no idea where these ideas come from.

who is pterodactyl?

i would like an invitation for a makeover.

Yeah, I think she wants a prehistoric animal to deliver a makeover party invitation.

Also, apparently a sophomore in high school's makeup collection is more appealing than mine somehow. ;_;

this makes sense. something exotic and new is always more fun to the kiddies.

thats why meth is product testing so well in the midwest

Kids these days.

actually i think most of the ones around here have moved on to burning tiny pinholes in their brains with salvia

how exactly does that work?

cuz it sounds painful

IT ENTER THROUGH TEH LUNG AND THEN IT PUT THE TINY HOLE IN TEH BRANE WHICH MAEK THEM ASK ME THE SAME QUESTIONS 10000 TIMES