it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.
(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
bad ska punk
no such thing, sorry
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (2 years ago) Permalink
"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
London Wee Emergency
university buildings are always a good bet
― bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
Guess the Titty
― dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (2 years ago) Permalink
Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?
― buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM
― sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.
How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)
- From behind, front to back- Between the legs, back to front- From behind, back to front- Between the legs, front to back
― StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
"tart beats meat and hates it"
― Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
"are you parents metal?"
Though, guess that could be a misreading too!
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
typophobia (a picture thread?)
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
typophobia (a pciture thraed?)
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
handjobs to "friday" by rebecca black
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Coulrophobia: (A Picture Thread?)
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
remember zings?
― an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Please don't poll _____ again
― j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
ILX: What year did you start posing?
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
people whose mere absence from a record makes you wanna buy the record
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
considered that one
― graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
or "whose mere presence makes you not wanna buy the record"
Pit Ponies: What's the Appeal?
― Aimless, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
Mitch Mitchell vs John Bonham
really don't need to create mitch mcconnell vs john boehner here
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 00:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
Socks That Are Both Hilarious And Absolutely Gorgeous
― buzza, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Images for sunny river - Report images
― sarahell, Monday, 7 May 2012 05:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
i miss parody threads
― the aower of aussy (electricsound), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
can we give some love to the ladies of the 30's/40's that aren't receiving any hitler kisses?
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
the most important erection of your lifetime
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
I could see that as a 1000-post oversharing thread on ILTMI.
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
Bands where the best musician is the racist
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 07:38 (11 months ago) Permalink
Whose "Nude Erection" will outrage fans more?
― Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:23 (11 months ago) Permalink
Ideas For ILXXX
― toandos, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:31 (11 months ago) Permalink
Screw the Hatters, this will be an awesome summer to be in Luton
― mr-c-on-deadmau5-complete-wanker (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:11 (10 months ago) Permalink
tip of the hat
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:47 (10 months ago) Permalink
the most important erection of your life
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:33 (9 months ago) Permalink
pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to liveblog
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:08 (8 months ago) Permalink
Defend the Indefensible: Cockaigne
― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:09 (8 months ago) Permalink
let's have a thread about snug lasses
― how's life, Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:57 (8 months ago) Permalink
"figured out how to liveblog" shd've been made imo
― Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:29 (8 months ago) Permalink
no way ska
― stURGEON & musKEY (how's life), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:07 (7 months ago) Permalink
the right be too fat
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:43 (7 months ago) Permalink
Dead Poodle 2012
― die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:37 (7 months ago) Permalink
Would Future Smash: celebrity couples destined to produce beautiful offspring
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:41 (7 months ago) Permalink
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
― die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
fuck artists you don't folk with
― 50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:56 (7 months ago) Permalink
physical music non-purchasers: how do you sleep?
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:43 (7 months ago) Permalink
if you could push a button and get toast, would you?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
^ best
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:36 (7 months ago) Permalink
Songs where you can "hear the join"
(i.e. songs that feature the sound of a toilet flushing)
― 乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:37 (7 months ago) Permalink
lol
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:37 (7 months ago) Permalink
both an observation and an invitation iirc
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:41 (7 months ago) Permalink
Bands with two gingers
― itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Friday, 26 October 2012 08:55 (6 months ago) Permalink
request access to 77 broads
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 November 2012 13:14 (6 months ago) Permalink
Shhh Said by Every Librarian Ever
― buzza, Friday, 4 January 2013 01:58 (4 months ago) Permalink
already covered : (
― buzza, Friday, 4 January 2013 02:00 (4 months ago) Permalink
should there be more tripping or less tripping?
― Aimless, Friday, 1 February 2013 02:03 (3 months ago) Permalink
barking: does it come easily to you?
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
List of overrated Brands
― frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:07 (3 months ago) Permalink
(another Russell Brand thread)
Vacuous Things That Make You Un-Nationally Irie
(?)
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:03 (2 months ago) Permalink
Good Internet Porn Habits
― sleepingbag, Monday, 18 March 2013 19:05 (2 months ago) Permalink